"Nooooo!" Dante jumped from his desk and kneeled down. He screamed towards his ceiling and up at the heavens, his throat dried up from his horrified screaming. He spread his arms out as far as they could go. And cried a few manly tears.
"What is it Dante?" Vergil ran downstairs, eyes wide open in pure panic. Dante turned to face his estranged brother. He took a deep breath. As his chest inflated, Vergil prepared for the worst. Had Mundus come back? And figured out how to clone himself millions of times?
"Vergil. Be strong." Dante eyed Vergil seriously. "Luigi's..shut down." Vergil stared incredulously for a moment. He took a deep breath. And joined Dante on the floor, screaming his heart out.
"Shut it boys," Trish, the sexy demoness herself sauntered out of the kitchen. "Just find another pizza place!" Vergil eyed her up. He then silently stood up and quietly walked upstairs.
"Vergil! I expect better of you! Ugh, how did Dante even get you to trypizza, let alone adore it like he does!"
"*sniff* You just don't understand Trish..." Dante followed his brother up the stairs.
"Boys, eh?" Lady said as she came in from the kitchen.
"Hmph..."
Hey everyone! This is my first venture in the dmc archive, and I decided to do some humour! It's actually quite hard to get into writing mode for dmc, but I did it! I've wanted to do some stuff for this fandom for a while, but due to preoccupations with other fics, for now I think I'll do a couple of oneshots. One thing I will promise are a couple of LadyxTrish onehots, purely because of the lack of those...and they are a cute couple!
Hope you enjoyed this little ficlet!
REVIEW REPLY: wolfchan. Sorry, bt I like yuri. Writing about guys... isn't my thing. And no, I'm not a girl who is a lesbian, I'm actually a guy. I just have a weird aversion to guys. And lesbians are hot!