Today was not going well for either Freed or Luxus, when they woke up they found their bedrooms to be a mess and items missing; it wasn't the work of some common burglar as they would have taken things of a bigger value. Also, everyone knew who they were, and without a doubt wouldn't mess with them. So that just left the question, who? It wasn't until they arrived at the guild hall that they found out the answer to that question.
Standing on the bar with the whole of the guild watching upon them was Zella and Alli. Zella wore Freed's coat and in her hands was his sword, marching up and down the bar saying 'I am Freed! Bow down to me and worship my awesome writing skills'. Besides her stood Alli, like Zella she wore Luxus' coat and additionally his head phone, 'I'm a Pickachu giraffe!'
Everyone seemed to be amused by the two girls, all smiling upon them, well, all except Alisha. She sat at a table shaking her head, most likely asking herself why on earth she was friends with these two idiots. Although Luxus and Freed were really pissed at Zella and Alli they still felt a small bit of amusement building up inside them.
'Oi! You two!' Luxus called, making himself and Freed know to the entire guild, at this both girls just smiled and continued playing along. 'Pikachu giraffe, these imposters are trying to be us' Zella called dramatically drawing Freed's sword. 'I think your right, green haired dude!'
'Pikachu I choose you!' Zella called and with that Alli used her water attack on Luxus, at this the amusement of Freed and Luxus began to grow. However, when Alli attacked Luxus used his lightning to charge the water and make a mini explosion, just large enough to make Alli stumble.
'Fine, I shall have to use my ultimate attack! Super long green hair powers go!' Zella called but instead of attacking she turned to where Lucy, Cana and Levy sat. 'Oh no! My one true weakness, how can I possibly concentrate my super special awesome attack when these girls sit in bikinis! My plans are foiled!" and with that Zella feel to her knees dramatically. These actions seemed to be getting quite a bit of laughter from the crowd, especially Natsu and Happy.
'Right that enough fun for you two, hand over the clothes and no one gets hurt' Luxus stated with amused smile plastered on his face. 'No can do Pickachu, he that rhymed I'm a genius! Anyway you're gonna have to catch us first' Zella called and quickly grabbed Alli with her Shadow magic and both girls escaped the guild.
'Well as they say the chase is always better than the catch' Freed smirked and with that they chased after Zella and Alli.
It took them roughly 5 minutes to catch up, shockingly Alli was a very, very, fast runner. Now they were both corned in an alleyway, Zella and Alli could not use any magic due to Freed's spell and they stood watching Luxus and Freed advance with evil smirks on their faces.
The overall result of lots of fighting was that they had to be Freed's and Luxus' maids for a week, well by that it means Alli was and Zella just refused to do anything except make jokes and make Freed uncomfortable by comments such as, 'Do you have a maid fetish?' or 'Who knew you'd be a Perv! I mean Luxus, yes, but you I didn't think so, well I guess you can't judge a book by its cover'.