I am now attempting to do what I honestly suspect MANY fanfiction authors do (at least based on their writing). Write a fanfic without reading the book. All I know about Eragon is that that there is a blue dragon named Eragon and a red dragon who I will call Eldest. Also possibly some kid named Ava. This will be a EragonxEldest because I don't know anything else and half of what I just said was probably wrong. You have been warned. Please, don't be offended I'm not making fun of anyone here it's just all in good fun. I'm the one making myself look like an idiot. The POINT of this fanfic is that I HAVE NOT READ ANY ERAGON BOOKS OR SAW THE MOVIES.
Disclaimer: Uhmm, I don't own anything… I don't even know who the author is for that matter.
Here we go, and again YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
Eragon started out life in a blue egg. His egg was as blue as … the sky, as was he when he hatched. He came out as a feisty little fellow snorting fire and smoke and setting the field on fire as he did so. Eragon was nurtured to life by a young boy by the name of Ava. Ava discovered the feisty Eragon one day as he was … practicing his ballet among the trees and wild flowers. But after a few years Eragon was far too large for the boy to handle and he had to be released into the wild.
"Fly free my feisty young Eragon, have a … good erhm life among the skies", Cried Ava waving as Eragon flew among the tree tops leaving a burning trail behind him.
It was then that he met Eldest a startlingly gorgeous red female dragon. The true love of his life.
This is not a one shot. There will be another chapter… as long as I'm not murdered by angry fans.