It was dark. The aura of a true prom night begins to sink through Buffy's nerves as she counts off the remaining 30 seconds before she leaves the house. When the clock stopped at 15, the phone rang.
"Hello?"
"Hi Buffy. It's Percy. I'm on my way. Look I can't stay long at the phone 'coz I'm driving."
"Sure, whatever."
Afterwards, about 2 minutes later, a car arrived in front of their house.
"My God, it's Percy."
Buffy stood up and faced herself in the mirror and said, "You're going to be Prom Queen you bad slayer you, and Percy's gonna be your king. Your first crush in Sunnydale High will be your best man tonight."
Buffy imagines herself being crowned by Principal Flutie. She could not believe her eyes, seeing a thousand aspirants cheering for her.
She just smiled and went out, only to find out that it wasn't Percy but Jonathan.
"Oh God, not again."
"Hi Buffy, look I know you don't wanna come with me, but don't I deserve a chance?"
"No way. You're just a disgusting, pathetic... PIG!"
Another car arrived at the other block. It was Percy. He was there to pick Buffy up.
"Are you ready my love?"
"Ready Perc."
"Look, I thought of bringing some girls with me, I hope you don't mind."
"What?"
Buffy checked out who are at the car. She was frustrated to see Lysette, Harmony, Lishanne and Cordelia to be inside the car.
"Hi Buffy. That outfit looks great on you. You look like Marilyn Monroe!" Cordelia said with a very loud and sarcastic voice. The girls laughed at her joke.
"Thanks Cordy. Though I know you're being sarcastic 'coz you'll compete with me."
"Buffy, I also have to pick up Jake, John, Jim and Mark up. I really think we won't fit in the car. So why don't you just sit right at my lap?" Percy interrupted.
"Fuck you!" Buffy yelled.
"Why? Aren't you like my fourth girlfriend?"
"Oh, yah, and... and you're my boy toy." she replied in disgust.
"Come on Buffy. I thought you agreed to play orgy with me and the girls?"
"You never told me that."
"Oh, I remember, it was Darla I told about. Anyway, if you don't wanna join, you can ride with your pathetic friend over there or with your even more pathetic friends Willow and Xander."
"Fuck you, you son of a bitch, you suck Kingkong's dick, or maybe just bite his breasts if you're too fed up by a lot of semen."
"Hey, hey, hey. At least I'm not the one who's having a very pathetic prom night!"
*END*
Hey guys, this isn't finished yet! Wait till I upload the chapter next time.