Kathrine sat at the bar with her drink and a book, bored out of her mind; it wasn't that the book was bad, she loved it! It was just that she felt like doing something but her friends were being retarded. Across the room her two friends sat with The Thunder God Tribe, being idiots; as usual. Zella sat in-between Bickslow and Freed, teasing Freed about something causing his face to go bright pink, with the help of Bickslow it went even redder. Those two together were Freed's worst nightmare. On Freed's right sat Evergreen who said something and in return Bickslow said something along the lines of "Did you have fun sleeping with Elfman?" which got a very angry reply from both Evergreen and Elfman of "Shut up" amusing everyone in the guild. On Evergreen's right was Luxus and on his was Alli.

Alli had put two mugs by her ear's pretending to be a Pickachu or something causing Kathrine to sigh, she loved those two but sometimes they were so stupid, so here she sat at the bar alone reading A Game of Thrones, just then Grey sat down next to her at the bar.

"Hi Kathrine" he said whilst nodding MiraJane so he could get a drink.

Kathrine looked up from her book and smiled at Grey, who as usual had lost his clothes. "Hi! What are you doing here; I thought you were with Lucy and Natsu?"

"Well Natsu was being stupid and you looked like you needed some company, so here I am" Grey replied offering her a small smile.

"Couldn't be more stupid than those two idiots I call my best friends" this comment made Grey laugh but it took it as a challenge to find out who was the biggest idiot.

"Really? Natsu was once convinced when we watched Jaw's that the shark was going to be the hero"

Kathrine had to admit that that was pretty stupid and chuckled at it, well I guess this is war. "Zella convinced herself after watching Lord of the Rings that Gollum lived in her room and stayed up for three days straight with a net waiting for him"

Now it was Grey's turn to laugh, well this turned into a highly amusing conversation.

"We convinced Natsu that if you walk on your hands it will make you smarter, he ended up passing out from blood rushing to his head"

"Alli made 1000 cakes for a pie eating contest and then went to shower and when she got out Zella had eaten them all and was complaining that she was hungry and needed some chicken"

"Natsu convinced a young class of children that if you jump off a building and yelling FIST OF THE FIRE DRAGON you will not hurt yourself when you fall…Erza spent all day catching falling children"

"We had a job in a school and had to sit in a History room and Zella and Alli stopped the teacher and corrected him saying that the reason for the cold was because Captain America wanted Bucky from the Russian's but they wouldn't and the Alli added that Aliens came and ate up all the meanies and they all lived happily ever after, FYI all those children failed their exams"

"WOW! I guess they are all as bad as each other" Grey stated shocked that someone was as idiotic as Natsu. "GREY!" Lucy called from across the room "We've got a new mission" and with that Grey finished the rest of his drink and said "It was nice talking to you, Kathrine but duty calls but when I get back we should talk about this over dinner" and with a wink the shirtless Grey Fullbuster left the guild with his team, leaving Kathrine with an obvious blush on her face, before the guild door closed Kathrine heard Happy say "He liiiiiiikkkkkkkkeeeeeeessssssssss you!" before being roughly dragged away by Grey.