Chapter 1

Hi my name is Harry PoteeR and my pEEraents are dead and I am 16 years old. My friends names are Hernione and Ron we go to Hoewarts because were witchews.

Today is a lovely day because the quidditch grounds are alight with the lights of a thousand elves singing in the rain because we are having a pep rally for our qwuidditch team the Gryffindor KLions. Ron and I are on the Gryffindor lions and Hermione is our head cheerleader. Parvatri Patil and Cho Chang are also on the cheer squad and Dumbledore is the coach. But we kept losing so I am replacing him and will be the new coach of the team.

We are playing abainst the Slytherine snakes and their coach s Sevewrys Snae and he doesnt like me and Ron. But we;re good we;ll beat them because we're the Gryffindore lions.

I was running around the pitch with Ron waving to my gf Ginny who was was hanging around the bleachers sexily. I grinned and she beckoned me over but I kept running because it would look hell suss if I went over there and started making out with my gf in the middle of a pepp really and i bet the teachers would all film us or soemthing.

But then............................................................ I saw the most beautiful girl in the whole world. She was walking over from the castle and her long curly majestic chestnut hair sparklied in the sun and her magnificent green eyes gleamed in the sun. I was stopped in my tracks and sudden;y I was on the floor and Ron and the other team were running over me and my glasses got smashed but I kept looking at this heavenly angel who was standing before me. She was wearing her Hogwarts robe pulled tight against her heavenly majestic curves, and her short grey pleated skirt sat midway down her euphoric creamy white thigh. And then Ron said "Harry what are you doing everyone is looking at you!!"

And then Harry said "Ron do you see her she is so amazing!!!

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And then my hart fell.

The beautiful girl who I had instantly fallen head over heels for was walking to the Slytherin tent where DRACO MALFOY was waiting for her!!!!!!!!!

They started making out sexily and he put his disco stick in her nest. I could see it all from here even though nobody else could because it was behind the tent. I cried and got back up and started to run until I realised that I had a erection and Ron said "OMG Harry Ginny is scowling at you!!!!" and I ran away embarassed and sat on the benches behind the Gryffindor tent.