TOWELIE AT HOGWARTS

Disclaimer: Towelie belongs to Trey Parker and Matt Stone (South Park). All other characters belong to JK Rowling.

Scene….King's Cross Station between platforms 9 & 10. Harry and the Weasleys get ready to get onto the platform.

Mrs. Weasley: Better go at it at a bit of a run if you're nervous.

(Suddenly Towelie appears out of nowhere.)

Towelie: And be sure to take a towel!!

Harry: Who the hell are you?

Towelie: I'm Towelie! Where ever you go in the wizard world make sure to bring a towel you never know when you'll need one.

Harry (looking confused): Uh, alrighty then.

Towelie:…….wanna get high??

Harry: Uh, not really I have to get on the platform now.

Towelie: Ok, I'm gonna go get high, don't forget a towel!!


Scene…..Harry, Ron, and Hermione are about to play the transfigured game of chess to get to the Sorcerer's Stone…

Ron: We have to play our way out of here.

(Suddenly Towelie appears out of nowhere.)

Towelie: Don't forget to bring a towel!! You don't know what's beyond this obstacle you might need a towel.

Hermione: Who are you??

Harry: Fuck, not you again!!

Ron: Towelie you are the coolest character ever. You are dumber than me!!

Towelie: Yeah, I know Ron. You guys wanna get high??
Harry: No Towelie DAMMIT, we have to get the Sorcerer's Stone before Snape.

Towelie: Did you say Stoned?!?!

Harry: Shit, and I thought Colin was the dumbest character ever!!