Title: Ding-Dong-Chuu~
Summary: "H-Hey! You can't just kiss me and disappear! T-That's like… playing ding-dong-ditch! E-Except the victim is not annoyed but confused!"
Disclaimer: Katekyo Hitman Reborn! belongs to Akira Amano
Pairing: G27/27G (It goes back and forth between the two.)
Warning: OoC-ness in the crackish manner ―in other words, there is CRACK. (I have been writing WAY too much crack lately…)
Ding-Dong-Chuu
To say that Tsuna was stunned was probably the understatement of the century.
The twenty-four year old Vongola Decimo was quietly and obediently doing his endless stacks of paperwork like a well-behaved child (no, the threat of the very shiny gun had absolutely nothing to do with it) when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, his ancestor ―admittedly very attractive and drop-dead gorgeous (literally!) ancestor― flared into existence in front of Tsuna's desk, kissed him…
…and promptly disappeared.
Yep. To say that Tsuna was stunned was probably the understatement of the century.
And as the past two minutes replayed in his mind in full Technicolor, Tsuna's face consequently became redder and redder in color, and anyone who came across him would probably be wondering if the brunet was going to faint any moment. Interestingly, however, Tsuna was more annoyed than being embarrassed and/or mortified.
Without really thinking, he blurted out, "H-Hey! You can't just kiss me and disappear! T-That's like… playing ding-dong-ditch! E-Except the victim is not annoyed but confused!"
The next minute or so was passed in silence.
Then Tsuna's Vongola Decimo-ness kicked in.
"Giotto di Vongola!" He snarled.
Slowly, almost hesitantly, and certainly a little meekly, a small orange Dying Will flame appeared in front of his desk and slowly grew in size, and even more slowly, the flames cleared away to reveal one Vongola Primo, looking a little pink in the face as he scratched at a cheek while looking at anywhere but his descendent.
Who he just kissed and disappeared on.
"Explain. Now." Tsuna growled.
Giotto sneaked a glance at the brunet and looked away immediately at the dark aura surrounding his descendent. "It's… uhh… G's fault."
"Still doesn't explain anything."
Giotto winced. "G thinks that you have, umm… acrushonme," He babbled out, his face darkening at the thought. "And he thought that I should try and find out if it's true."
"…By kissing me?"
"A-Apparently, yes." Giotto mumbled.
Tsuna let the thoughts sink in. So, G thinks that I have a crush on Giotto, my ancestor… Hmm… Well. Reborn always taught me to use every resource at my disposal, so… Tsuna got up quietly and circled around his desk, deliberately stalking towards the somewhat frozen Vongola Primo. "So…" Tsuna stood directly in front of Giotto, close enough that their suits were almost touching, and let his voice drop to a low murmur. The brunet smirked ―he did not miss the shiver that racked Giotto's body, courtesy of his Hyper Intuition. "…G-san thinks that I have a crush on you, huh…"
Somehow, Giotto still had enough senses left to acknowledge the question and nod in answer.
Tsuna nodded and hummed, smirking again when Giotto shivered. Again. Tsuna glanced up at Giotto (taking a moment to curse at his growth spur ―rather, lack of thereof) before reaching up with a hand to yank on the blond's tie and slamming their lips together.
The Vongola Primo was utterly stunned as he froze in place. Tsuna smirked against his lips and used his free hand to tilt the blond's face, deepening the kiss. Giotto let out a gasp in shock and Tsuna unceremoniously abused the chance to slip his tongue past the other's lips, playfully mapping out the foreign cavern.
Giotto moaned.
Tsuna smirked.
The blond heaved for breaths as he stared down unbelievingly at the brunet, who still held a smug grin on his face. Giotto opened his mouth, but closed it without saying anything, repeating the action for a few times.
Tsuna chuckled, "Yes. I have a crush on you. Had one ever since the first time I saw you ten years ago."
And with that, Tsuna spun around, his shoulder long hair swinging tantalizingly behind him. Time slowed for Giotto as he processed the past few minutes. With a growl, he reached out to snag Tsuna's wrist and pulled harshly. Tsuna blinked as he was spun around and dipped before a pair of lips was pressed into his. Their roles now reserved, Tsuna gasped when Giotto pushed passed his closed lips and flicked a tongue against his own.
Tsuna moaned.
Giotto smirked.
Tsuna gasped for breath (a small part of his brain that was still miraculously working begrudgingly admitted that he was left way more breathless than Giotto a minute ago) as Giotto smirked smugly at him. The blond leaned down, still holding Tsuna in the dip, and murmured against his lips, "I. Don't. Do. Bottom."
The Vongola Decimo's face lit up like lights on a Christmas tree.
And then he smirked.
Tsuna arched up against Giotto (who gasped softly at the unexpected move) and whispered into the blond's ear, "Wanna bet?"
"Bedroom?" Giotto groaned out breathlessly as Tsuna ground a certain part of their lower anatomy together.
Tsuna's eyes were dark as he replied, "Oh yes."
Omake~
~Extra Scene
"A-Ahh...! G... Gio~"
"Nngh... Tsuna... yoshi...!"
"So, those two got together after all." Reborn chuckled. The hitman glanced over his shoulder and smirked smugly, "Well. You heard them. Pay up, Iemitsu. I'm collecting the entire thing with interest."
And as Reborn left the room, CEDEF members Lal Mirch and Basil, along with one ex-COMSUBIN member Colonnello stared worriedly at the fallen figure at the desk, twitching like a drug addict in withdrawal.
"No... Not my Tsu-chan... Tsu-chan...~ Whyyyyyyyyyy?!"
A/N: ...I could have sworn this was supposed to be fluffy and not... that. *blush*
My first G27 after a very long time! The only thing that was same as how I planned was that line in the summary. Somehow. The original was fluffy and a definite G27, but... I must have been affected by the murderous!Tsuna I wrote in Inventions Are Meant To Be Used... Or some of the seme!Tsuna fics I read recently. Can't say I disliked how this turned out. seme!Tsuna is kinda hot... *blush*
Anyways, thanks for reading, peeps! Ciao Ciao~