A Yami(S) first story:
Hockey
By Peorth Rune
(I do not own any of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Characters)
"Come on Yami we'll be late!" Yugi said while holding a bag and two oddly shaped sticks. "Come on!"
"What are we doing again?" Yami asked, "this isn't more of your 'fun' is it?"
"We're going to play a game of pick up Hockey," the boy said as he miraculously skipped down the street with the bag and sticks.
"A game, well at least it isn't that thing you were trying to teach me yesterday," Yami said rather self-absorbed.
Yugi stopped skipping, "oh come on it's a kazoo, and I can play it…"
Yami looked at Yugi with a slight grin on his face, "you call that playing?"
"Let's just drop the subject," Yugi said turning red.
"Hey guys you playing pick up too?" Bakura said running.
"Where's Yami Bakura?" Yami asked looking ahead so he wouldn't walk in to any telephone posts.
"right here, he drag you to this to?" Y. Bakura asked sneering.
Yami squinted, "not exactly."
Bakura looked at Yugi, "I ended up having to tell him that if I can do it that means it must be a breeze for him."
Yugi started laughing, it had taken him Joey and Tristen three months to teach Bakura how to skate. "I hope you knew what you were doing."
Bakura grinned sheepishly, "not a clue."
"what is that?" Yami asked as they reached the rink.
Yugi smiled, "that's the roller rink…hey there's Joey and Tristen. Hey over here!"
"Hey Yug, we gonna teach them how to play?" Joey asked skating over to them.
"we'll it would be better than the two on two games we've been having," Yugi said looking at Yami.
"Yugi."
"what?"
"what are those things Joey and Tristen have on their feet?" Yami asked pointing at the roller blades.
"oh those are roller blades…that's what we wear while we play…" Yugi dug into his bag pulled out two pairs of roller blades and two helmets. "Here you go." Yugi took off his shoes and replaced them with the roller blades.
Yami was studying them. He placed a finger over one of the wheels and it spun. Yami dropped the skate and jumped back, "…what in the …"
"Yami they're supposed to do that." Y. Bakura was snickering but otherwise looking just as amused at the skates as Yami.
Finally the two Yami's put their skates on, "here's your helmet," Yugi said Passing Yami a helmet.
"I don't need one!" Yami said and then he tried to stand up, only to totter on the wheels for a second or two to fall back down on his rear. "…on second thought give me the Hell-met."
"Ha ha you can't skate!" Y. Bakura said standing up.
"um, Y. Bakura…you're gliding down hill," Bakura said warning him.
"I am?" Y. Bakura turned his head behind his shoulder, "Oh, Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he started rolling down hill at very fast speeds.
"Yami, Bakura stay here you too Tristen," Yugi and Joey took off after the runaway grave robber. But before Yugi got out of hearing distance he herd Bakura tell Yami the same thing happened to him when they tried to teach him how to play Hockey.
"hey Yugi this time I intend not to fall in to the creak." Joey remarked.
Yugi grinned, "that's good to know." Yugi who was surprisingly faster than Joey pulled way ahead. He caught up easily to the flailing Y. Bakura. "I wish I had a camera."
"When I get back to that little geek I will strangle himmm!!!!!!!!!" he exclaimed while Yugi maneuvered him around stunned people.
"prepare to crash!" Yugi yelled.
"what's that supposed to mean?"
"This!" and Yugi pulled Y. Bakura on to the grass.
Y. Bakura screamed, "You ever do that again and I shall rip your throat out and feed it back to you!"
Yugi shrugged, "at least I saved you from rolling into that telephone pole..." Yugi thought for a moment, "…is there something with Yami's and Telephone poles?"
"hey Yug…watch out!" Joey screamed. He screamed that because he never learned to stop.
Three hours later finds Y. Bakura, Yugi, and Joey bruised and not smelling too pleasant (Joey did not crash into the creek this time…he crashed into a dumpster instead). Bakura put on his TV (his house was the closest to the park). "Here is the safe way to learn Hockey!"
"I can not understand a word they are saying," Yami complained.
"That would be because this is an American station," Bakura replied.
Joey groaned, "Why didn't we do this before we introduced the skates."
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Peorth: ok not as funny but I couldn't resist a Hockey one. I drew a picture of Yugi with a Hockey helmet on it looked so cute…I just couldn't resist…no Yami never learned how to play pick up…
Yami: I don't intend to.
Hockey
By Peorth Rune
(I do not own any of the Yu-Gi-Oh! Characters)
"Come on Yami we'll be late!" Yugi said while holding a bag and two oddly shaped sticks. "Come on!"
"What are we doing again?" Yami asked, "this isn't more of your 'fun' is it?"
"We're going to play a game of pick up Hockey," the boy said as he miraculously skipped down the street with the bag and sticks.
"A game, well at least it isn't that thing you were trying to teach me yesterday," Yami said rather self-absorbed.
Yugi stopped skipping, "oh come on it's a kazoo, and I can play it…"
Yami looked at Yugi with a slight grin on his face, "you call that playing?"
"Let's just drop the subject," Yugi said turning red.
"Hey guys you playing pick up too?" Bakura said running.
"Where's Yami Bakura?" Yami asked looking ahead so he wouldn't walk in to any telephone posts.
"right here, he drag you to this to?" Y. Bakura asked sneering.
Yami squinted, "not exactly."
Bakura looked at Yugi, "I ended up having to tell him that if I can do it that means it must be a breeze for him."
Yugi started laughing, it had taken him Joey and Tristen three months to teach Bakura how to skate. "I hope you knew what you were doing."
Bakura grinned sheepishly, "not a clue."
"what is that?" Yami asked as they reached the rink.
Yugi smiled, "that's the roller rink…hey there's Joey and Tristen. Hey over here!"
"Hey Yug, we gonna teach them how to play?" Joey asked skating over to them.
"we'll it would be better than the two on two games we've been having," Yugi said looking at Yami.
"Yugi."
"what?"
"what are those things Joey and Tristen have on their feet?" Yami asked pointing at the roller blades.
"oh those are roller blades…that's what we wear while we play…" Yugi dug into his bag pulled out two pairs of roller blades and two helmets. "Here you go." Yugi took off his shoes and replaced them with the roller blades.
Yami was studying them. He placed a finger over one of the wheels and it spun. Yami dropped the skate and jumped back, "…what in the …"
"Yami they're supposed to do that." Y. Bakura was snickering but otherwise looking just as amused at the skates as Yami.
Finally the two Yami's put their skates on, "here's your helmet," Yugi said Passing Yami a helmet.
"I don't need one!" Yami said and then he tried to stand up, only to totter on the wheels for a second or two to fall back down on his rear. "…on second thought give me the Hell-met."
"Ha ha you can't skate!" Y. Bakura said standing up.
"um, Y. Bakura…you're gliding down hill," Bakura said warning him.
"I am?" Y. Bakura turned his head behind his shoulder, "Oh, Shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he started rolling down hill at very fast speeds.
"Yami, Bakura stay here you too Tristen," Yugi and Joey took off after the runaway grave robber. But before Yugi got out of hearing distance he herd Bakura tell Yami the same thing happened to him when they tried to teach him how to play Hockey.
"hey Yugi this time I intend not to fall in to the creak." Joey remarked.
Yugi grinned, "that's good to know." Yugi who was surprisingly faster than Joey pulled way ahead. He caught up easily to the flailing Y. Bakura. "I wish I had a camera."
"When I get back to that little geek I will strangle himmm!!!!!!!!!" he exclaimed while Yugi maneuvered him around stunned people.
"prepare to crash!" Yugi yelled.
"what's that supposed to mean?"
"This!" and Yugi pulled Y. Bakura on to the grass.
Y. Bakura screamed, "You ever do that again and I shall rip your throat out and feed it back to you!"
Yugi shrugged, "at least I saved you from rolling into that telephone pole..." Yugi thought for a moment, "…is there something with Yami's and Telephone poles?"
"hey Yug…watch out!" Joey screamed. He screamed that because he never learned to stop.
Three hours later finds Y. Bakura, Yugi, and Joey bruised and not smelling too pleasant (Joey did not crash into the creek this time…he crashed into a dumpster instead). Bakura put on his TV (his house was the closest to the park). "Here is the safe way to learn Hockey!"
"I can not understand a word they are saying," Yami complained.
"That would be because this is an American station," Bakura replied.
Joey groaned, "Why didn't we do this before we introduced the skates."
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Peorth: ok not as funny but I couldn't resist a Hockey one. I drew a picture of Yugi with a Hockey helmet on it looked so cute…I just couldn't resist…no Yami never learned how to play pick up…
Yami: I don't intend to.