This is a short little prologue to our little story here. We just wanted to give some background on the story, since it's going to be pretty confusing until we get going. We have the first chapter written, so it shouldn't be long before that's up.

And…A WARNING: THIS FIC IS RATED M FOR A REASON. THERE WILL BE YAOI. THERE WILL BE MALE x MALE (in the form of SasuNaru) AND THERE WILL BE SEX. IF THIS BOTHERS YOU THEN LEAVE NOW!!!!

Disclaimer: Sadly, we do not own Naruto! :(

Now, on to the story…

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Frustrating. Irritating. Annoying. Prideful. Egotistical. Bastard. There really aren't enough words to encompass my hatred of Sasuke Uchiha - there is no way to fucking describe it! I take one look into his midnight eyes and I want to gouge them out! It's not fair!

Why?! Why does his very presence drive me to the edge of insanity? I mean, I try to fight it, I really do. I attempt to ignore it, try to take my frustration out in other ways…try to distract myself, but nothing works.

His face keeps popping up in my mind and it starts all over again.

I have to go shout in his face and be a complete and total annoying jackass just to get his attention!

If I had known I would feel like this, would I have agreed to Gaara's plan to hide me?

I think death by the Akatsuki would be less painful, less maddening than this…this constant need, this want, slowly consuming me from the inside.

All because I was stupid.

I messed up my pizza job; landed one with Gaara's assassin company; screwed up again; and then landed myself in the Uchiha Mansion for my own "protection."

Oh…and I also ended up having to marry Sasuke Uchiha; as Gaara calls it, "a slight inconvenience."

Ha! Maybe it would have been, if I HADN'T FALLEN IN LOVE WITH HIM! I wasn't supposed to fall in love with my husband. (I'm STRAIGHT, Goddamnit!)

And then there's the whole problem that he's been married twelve times before…and never been divorced.

Now I'm just part of his damn collection.

He doesn't have romantic relationships with his wives, as a policy.

So how am I supposed to persuade him, when twelve others have hit and missed?

Ah, well…guess I'll just have to be lucky thirteen….

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The next chapter is DEFINITELY longer!

Again, this is just a prologue to get things rolling!

We're really excited about this story so keep your eyes open for more to come…!

NEXT TIME: Chapter 1 "Welcome Compatriot"