Funny Warriors
Bluestar: Alright this weird kittypet is joing the clan he will be kwon as firepaw
-clan likes this-
-Longtail dislike this-
Longtail: No kittypets should in this clan I will kill you
Firepaw: Never
-Firepaw defeats Longtail-
Firepaw: Take that Meeeeeeeeeooooooow Hey can I be a warrior now
Bluestar: Yes your warrior name shall be fire... tail no Firefluff no Fireheart yeah you'll be Fireheart
-clan likes this-
-Longtail and 3 otheres dislike this-
Graypaw: Sounds like Firefart
-ThunderClan likes this-
-Fireheart dislikes this-
-Redtail dies-
-Lionheart dies-
Bluestar: Tigerclaw your banished because you painted your claws pink
-ThunderClan likes this-
-Darkstripe and 1 other dislike this-
Bluestar: Firestar your the deputy
-Thunderclan likes this-
Sandstorm: I love you Fireheart!
-Thunderclan likes this-
-Fireheart loves this-
Fireheart: I love you too!
Spottedleaf: Nooo I love you!
Fireheart: You snooze you lose
Bluestar: Young love
-Fireheart and Sandstorm like this-
Bluestar: I'm dead
-ThunderClan dislikes this-
-Spottedleaf secretly likes this-
Fireheart: I'm the new leader now
Sandstrom: I'm pregnaut!
-Firestar loves this-
-Spottedleaf dies from this-
Firestar: I'm changing my username
-Firestar changes his username to Firestarawsomeness-
-ThunderClan likes this-
Sandstorm: My kits came out!
-Firestarawsomeness loves this-
Firestarawsomeness: This one is Squirellkit cuz she looks like a demonted squirel and this one is Leafkit cuz she looks like a leave
Sandstorm: It's purrfect
-ThunderClan likes this-
Match Makers
Firestarawsomeness: Hello I'm Firestar and I'm Your Match Makers host. First cat is Crowfeather!
Crowfeather: Hi I'm a sleek black cat from Windclan and I'm looking for a mate
Firestarawsomeness: Alright whos digging Crowfeather?
Hollyleaf: Me! Me! I look just like you!
Heathertail: No me! I'm from your clan!
Firestarawsomeness: Alright lets vote
-Points his tail to Hollyleaf crowd goes wild-
-Points his tail to Heathertail a few quiet cheers-
Firestarawsomeness: I guess thats our winner!
-Crowfeather and Hollyleaf log off-
Heathertail: No fair!
-Heathertail logs off-
Firestarawsomeness: Our next contestent is... Stoneteller!
Stoneteller: I'm an oldish cat that is the leader from the mountains
Firestarawsomeness: Anyone?
-Crikets-
Firestarawsomeness: Sorry buddy your out of luck
-Stoneteller logs off-
Firestarawsomeness: Our last contestent is Oakfur
Oakfur: I'm so lonely please someone mate with me
Firestarawsomeness: ook anyone want to?
Tawnypelt: I will!
Firestarawsomeness: Anyone else... Alright well thats it for tonight.
The Results
Firestarawsomeness: Now lets look in on the couples. First Hollyleaf and Crowfeather
-Open moor sleeping-
Firestarawsomeness: Not much to see there exept for that expened belly of Hollyleafs Wow that things big. Now for Oakfur and Tawnypelt.
-Um... Details not needed-
Firestarawsomeness: Wow that should not be on T.V lets give them some alone time. Well thats all for now on Match Makers Good-bye
-Crowd cheers as Firestarawsomeness leaves-