Witches 5 Says!
By Myrna-chan
This is a parody of Dic's "Sailor Moon Says" which follows every episode. This time it's the
Super series, and I've got the Witches 5 doing the lessons at the end. This is gonna run on
for a while since I'm doing ALL the S eps, even the ones where they're all dead. Whee. Enjoy!
***
Episode 90: A Premonition of World Destruction? The Mysterious New Soldiers Appear
Mimete: WOW! The first episode of the season and we decide to go after a Sailorsenshi!
Tellu: *mumbles* I wouldn't consider Mars to be pure-hearted.
Eudial: Did you notice that the Daimon's star was on its chest?
Viluy: Yeah! I would never stoop so low as to have an ecchi Daimon. Damn Kaolinite.
Cyprine: Uh..what's the lesson here?
Pucherol: The lesson is that you should NEVER have an ecchi Daimon! Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 91: The Birth of a Rod of Love! Usagi's New Transformation
Cyprine: The title of that episode should be "The Birth of More Stock Footage! Other Sailorsenshi
Are Underexposed."
Pucherol: Here, here! *applause*
Eudial: You're the only one who thinks that's funny.
Pucherol: BIIIIDA! :P
Viluy: Well..um..today's lesson was that you shouldn't go after pure-hearted people with cats
that can bite. Itai!
Tellu: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 92: A Pretty Boy? Tenoh Haruka's Secret
Mimete: Wow, Haruka-san no kakkoi! *_*
Eudial: Ano, Mimete..Haruka's a girl.
Tellu: Did you notice that Haruka looks a hell of a lot like that new Sailorsenshi?
Eudial: Not until my third-to last episode. -.-;;
Viluy: Hey, how come we're talking if Kaolinite's running the show right now?
Cyprine & Pucherol: Because she sucks! Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 93: Usagi Yearns! The Elegant Genius Michiru
Eudial: I think this is the first time the pure hearted person didn't get at least 2 minutes of
time to prove how pure he/she is.
Mimete: Yeah! Kaolinite's SO screwed up.
Viluy: You should talk. Your targets weren't even pure.
Mimete: *sobs* HIDOI!
Tellu: *clears throat* Today we learned that Michiru is an unrealistic character and you should
hate her just like you should hate the other Sailorsenshi.
Cyprine & Pucherol: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 94: Protect the Pure Heart! The Enemy/Ally Three-Way Battle
Tellu: Why do I think this is going to be another one of those big fights that don't do anything?
Mimete: The title's misleading. Nothing happened.
Eudial: Darn! Anyway, today's lesson is that if you want to get kissed, you've got a pure heart,
and you should die, so never let anyone kiss you, stay a virgin your whole life, and die an
old maid!
Viluy: O.o Um..Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 95: Leave It Up To Moon To Aid In Love
Eudial: NEAT! For once the title wasn't made up of two sentences.
Mimete: This episode sucked, anyway. It had Umino and Naru in it!
Viluy: *sweatdrops* Anyway, today's lesson is that even if you're a huge nerd and nobody likes
you, you can still get the woman of your dreams if you have a pure heart!
Cyprine: That means that all you pure-hearted nerds out there, go out and find that special girl!
Tellu: Disclaimer: If you get a restraining order from them, it's not our fault.
Pucherol: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 96: Cruel Uranus? Makoto's Pinch!
Mimete: *pinches Viluy*
Viluy: Itai! A pinch means that you're in trouble, stupid!
Tellu: Anyway, in today's episode we learned that Mako was bi!
Eudial: So if you're like Mako you should probably fall in love with the tomboys and get punched
in the stomach by them.
Cyprine: What kind of lesson is that?
Pucherol: Who cares? Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 97: Water Labyrinth! The Target: Ami
Eudial: And this brings us to the second of the Senshi heart-crystal stealings episodes!
Mimete: It must have been one heck of a surprise to find that the Inners DIDN'T have the
talismans, considering how unsurprising the first two seasons were.
Tellu: Uh huh! Anyway, today's lesson is that if you race with the perfect Michiru and you win,
you're got a pure heart and must die!
Viluy: So never go swimming again or at least drown yourself to save us some time extracting your
crystal!
Pucherol: Um..yeah. Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 98: Save the Friends! Moon and Uranus Work Together
Eudial: Another ecchi daimon! This one had headlights on her headlights!
Tellu: *falls over laughing*
Viluy: Today's lesson is that senshi that don't normally get along can work together just fine
if they give a little effort.
Mimete: But who wants to do that? Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 99: A Man's Gentle Mind? Yuuchirou's Broken Heart For Rei!
Mimete: Yuuchirou's such a loser! He thought Rei was cheating on him with Haruka!
Eudial: Yup..but I don't understand why that equals to him having a pure heart.
Tellu: I thought you knew that EVERYONE in Tokyo has a pure heart, even us!
Viluy: Does that mean we're going to have to die? NOOOOO! *runs around SD*
Cyprine: Um..today's lesson is that we have to work with idiots.
Pucherol: O.o Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 100: She Wants To Quit Being A Sailorsenshi? Minako's Worries
Eudial: Today was exciting! Minako actually thought of quitting the Sailorsenshi!
Mimete: Of course, Minako didn't.
Other 5: DAMN!!
Cyprine: *sweatdrops* Which means that today's lesson is that if you ever feel like throwing in
the towel, there are always friends who will help you change your mind.
Viluy: But that's sickening. Just give up.
Eudial: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 101: Usagi's Tears! For My Birthday, A Pair of Glass Slippers!
Mimete: Today was Usagi's birthday! And when a character is centered in the episode, do you know
what THAT means?
Other 5: HEART CRYSTAL STEALIN' TIME!
Tellu: Which means that if you're the center of attention you're gonna die so always act shy.
Viluy: But we go after the shy ones too so you're dead meat. Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 102: The Stolen Pure Heart! Usagi Is In Trouble
Eudial: Cheap asses. They give the other senshi one episode for their heart crystals yet Usagi
gets two?
Mimete: She's the star. She gets ALL the exposure.
Viluy: Better than Chibiusa.
Cyprine: Today's lesson is that overexposure sucks.
Pucherol: *whines* But underexposure's even worse! *sobs*
Tellu: There, there. Witches 5 Says!
Eudial: Oh, wait, Kaolinite died and I just made my first appearance! YAAY!
Kaolinite: I didn't die, though..
Eudial: *gloating* Shut up! Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 103: She Came! A Small Pretty Soldier
All: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Eudial: You mean I have to suffer with THAT through my whole segment?
Mimete: You've got it easy.
Tellu: Today's lesson is that Chibiusa is completely annoying and we don't like her.
Viluy: At least she didn't appear in my episode..Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 104: Looking For Friends! Busy Chibi-Moon
Mimete: Today a boy dropped his pants in front of Chibiusa!
Eudial: He's more pure-hearted than any other character we've featured! Lemme at 'im!
Tellu: Which means that you should never drop your pants or else we'll go after you.
Viluy: That sounds ecchi, Tellu-san. *grin* But we go after you anyway so just sit down and be
nice.
Pucherol: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 105: I Need Power! Makoto's Lost Way
Eudial: Mako got her own episode today, which breaks the pattern because she's already had her
heart crystal stolen!
Tellu: But the monk she studied with did.
Viluy: Which means that you should never make friends with a Sailorsenshi because you endanger
yourself countlessly! Just ask Naru.
Cyprine: Uh..Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 106: Bonds of Destiny! The Far-Reaching Day of Uranus!
Tellu: Haruka got her own episode but she didn't get her heart crystal stolen.
Eudial: That comes later. *gleefully rubs her gun*
Mimete: The person who Eudial DID attack was a friend of Haruka's so we're just going to say what
we did last episode, NEVER make friends with a senshi!
Cyprine: I think the company's running out of money..Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 107: Art Is An Explosion of Love! Chibiusa's First Love!
Mimete: Chibiusa's like, 9 years old and she's getting a crush already?
Eudial: You should talk. Remember a certain New Kid On The Block?
Cyprine: BWAHAHHAH! N.K.O.T.B? You loser!
Others: BWAHAHAHAH!
Viluy: Today's lesson is that if you have a crush on someone from a Boy Band, you are a loser.
Pucherol: This really doesn't have any relevance to the episode..
Cyprine: Who cares? It's N.K.O.T.B.!
Viluy: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 108: The Waltz Is Usagi's Dance
Eudial: This episode was full of laughs! The senshi tried to speak English and Usagi got drunk!
Mimete: And the person we attacked today was supposed to be European but had a Japanese accent.
Tellu: We don't take fake English people so we took his heart crystal. You people who are
pretending to be English and you really aren't, we're gonna get you!
Viluy: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 109: Shocking Moment! Mutual Idenities Revealed!
Eudial: Man, the senshi are such idiots..Usagi's figured out Uranus was Haruka three times but
STILL was surprised about this.
Mimete: You should talk.
Tellu: Anyway, today Minako lost her heart crystal but could still run! Just shows you how
useless Eudial's gun is.
Eudial: HEY!
Viluy: *coughs* Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 110: Deaths of Uranus and Neptune? The Talismans Appear
Eudial: *growls* I'm gonna KILL you, Mimete!
Mimete: If you'll just wait until next episode, we'll see who kills who!
Viluy: Anyway, the anticipated episode is here! The owners of the talismans are revealed!
Tellu: But they spoiled the whole thing in the previews so the surprise isn't REALLY there.
Cyprine: Today's lesson is that the previews and episode titles ruin the whole episodes for
everyone!
Pucherol: So boycott previews and episode titles! Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 111: The Sacred Cup's Mysterious Power! Double Moon Transformation!
Eudial: Oh, oh..triple number episode. Bad omen.
Mimete: For you, anyway! *points and laughs at Eudial's car floating in the water*
Eudial: But I'm still here which means that all this was pointless! HAH!
Viluy: Today's lesson was that Usagi is the Messiah but the anime confuses us and makes us think
it's Chibi-Usa and the title also confuses us because I was thinking Moon and Chibi Moon were
gonna transform together.
Tellu: One hell of a sentence, Viluy-chan. Today's real lesson is that we don't get along
together yet all the senshi do so they're better.
Cyprine: Which is a load of B.S.
Pucherol: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 112: Who Is the Real Messiah? Light and Shadow in Chaos
Mimete: Today was my first episode! YAAAAAAY!
Eudial: And you acted like a female stalker, too.
Tellu: Anyway, this was also the episode where Chibiusa and Hotaru met, starting a very sickening
bond.
Viluy: We should have gone after Hotaru because she was making friends with a Senshi, but Tomoe
would have fired us if we did.
Cyprine: What's the lesson here?
Pucherol: The lesson is..that Mimete is a female stalker! Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 113: The House of Evil Aura! The Secret of the Pretty Girl Hotaru
Mimete: COOL! Tux actually had a transformation today.
Eudial: But it's his last ever, so no point in acknowledging it.
Tellu: Anyway, today we learned that Kaolinite didn't die!
Viluy: Run for your lives! AHHHHHHH!
Cyprine: Why are you always freaking out, Viluy?
Pucherol: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 114: I Love Idols! Mimete's Worries
Viluy: Did anyone notice when I'm in shadow I look like Eudial in shadow?
Others: (silence)
Viluy: Wah!
Pucherol: Witches 5 Says!
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Episode 115: Shadow of Silence!
Mimete: Today Uranus told me that you can't win a man's heart by force! But she likes women, so
what the hell does she know?
All: More than you do!
Viluy: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 116: Calm After The Storm! A Friendship Devoted to Hotaru!
Eudial: Today is a red-letter day! Mimete didn't attack an idol!
Viluy: But she thought about going after Mamoru.
Tellu: Hey, I just realized we never targeted him!
Cyprine: Let's go do that now! *giggles and disappears*
Mimete: HEY! Don't I get to say anything?
Eudial: No. Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 117: Much Higher! Much Stronger! Cheerleader Usagi
Mimete: This episode has a dumb name, let's not bother.
All: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 118: Battle With An Evil Atmosphere! The Sailorsenshi's Gamble
Mimete: Today I learned that I shouldn't mess with the Daimon Easy Bake Oven(TM)!
Eudial: It might have turned out okay if you knew what you were doing. But you're an idiot so
it'll never happen.
Mimete: Hidoi!
Viluy & Tellu: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 119: Awakening of the Messiah? The Fate of Stars
Eudial: Did anyone notice how much the Messiah in Rei's dreams looked like Hotaru?
Mimete: Duh, everyone's figured out Hotaru's the dark messiah several times over now!
Tellu: Which brings us to our lesson, that Sailormoon's way too predictable.
Cyprine: Witches 5 Says!
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Episode 120: Invasion From Outer Space! Mugen Gakuen's Secret
Tellu: I first appeared today! COOL!
Mimete: You b****! You killed me!
Eudial: Ah, so you finally understand what it's like, huh?
Cyprine: Today's lesson is that Mimete is a big failure.
Pucherol: Witches 5 Says!
Mimete: WAH!
***
Episode 121: Temptress! The Third Undesirable Woman, Tellu
Eudial: What kind of screwed-up name for an episode is that?
Tellu: Just because I only survived one episode equals that I don't get a good title.
Mimete: Serves you right.
Viluy: Does this mean I'm gonna get a bad episode title? NOOO! *runs around SD*
Cyprine: Here we go again..*rolls eyes*
Pucherol: Um..Witches 5 Says!
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Episode 122: Believe In Love! Kind Senshi Ami
Viluy: Yup. Bad episode title.
Tellu: Your name's not even IN this one!
Pucherol: Talk about underexposure.
Eudial: Today we learned that the Witches that only last 1 episode aren't worth spending money
on.
Mimete: Witches 5 Says!
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Episode 123: Shadow of Destruction! Messiah of Silence Awakens
Cyprine & Pucherol: No fair! We're not in this title either!
Eudial & Mimete: *dance around gloating*
Viluy & Tellu: *silently boil*
Pucherol: We learned that we're the coolest of the Witches and also the most powerful! We
destroyed ourselves!
Eudial & Mimete: Better than being killed by a fellow Witch.
Viluy: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 124: Approaching Horror! Eight Senshi in A Pinch!
Mimete: Ya know, we've all died off now so what's the point of doing these things?
Others: *shrug*
Pucherol: Today we learned Mistress 9 has REALLY long hair.
Cyprine: And that she can strangle the senshi without actually being there. COOL!
Eudial: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 125: Shiny Shooting Stars! Saturn and Messiah
Eudial: Damn..Hotaru gave Chibiusa back her heart crystal. I was counting on her being dead.
Mimete: Damn..Sailormoon stole the spotlight AGAIN even though Hotaru did all the work.
Tellu: Damn..Pharaoh 90 doesn't really DO anything.
Viluy: Damn..all that wasted daimon juice.
Cyprine: Today we learned that this episode needs a lot of work!
Pucherol: Not compared to the next one! Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 126: Bundle of New Life! The Destiny of Stars, the Time of Farewell
Eudial: This is the last episode of the S season.
Mimete: And it sucked. What the heck happened?
Cyprine: The writers got fired, that's what happened. They let Uranus & Neptune do OUR job!
Pucherol: And you're complaining?
All: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 127:
Eudial: Whoa! It isn't over after all!
Pucherol: Because I don't get to say much I'm doing ALL the jokes and you girls aren't stopping
me!
Others: o_O
Pucherol: Today a daimon egg hatched by itself and became the Easy Bake Oven(TM) Daimon! We
learned that a daimon by itself did more damage to the senshi than we did!
Others: *blinkblink*
Pucherol: Which is why I should have been the head twin! We could have accomplished WAY more!
Cyprine: You're pushing it, 'nee-chan..
Pucherol: Witches 5 Says! This parody is over!
By Myrna-chan
This is a parody of Dic's "Sailor Moon Says" which follows every episode. This time it's the
Super series, and I've got the Witches 5 doing the lessons at the end. This is gonna run on
for a while since I'm doing ALL the S eps, even the ones where they're all dead. Whee. Enjoy!
***
Episode 90: A Premonition of World Destruction? The Mysterious New Soldiers Appear
Mimete: WOW! The first episode of the season and we decide to go after a Sailorsenshi!
Tellu: *mumbles* I wouldn't consider Mars to be pure-hearted.
Eudial: Did you notice that the Daimon's star was on its chest?
Viluy: Yeah! I would never stoop so low as to have an ecchi Daimon. Damn Kaolinite.
Cyprine: Uh..what's the lesson here?
Pucherol: The lesson is that you should NEVER have an ecchi Daimon! Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 91: The Birth of a Rod of Love! Usagi's New Transformation
Cyprine: The title of that episode should be "The Birth of More Stock Footage! Other Sailorsenshi
Are Underexposed."
Pucherol: Here, here! *applause*
Eudial: You're the only one who thinks that's funny.
Pucherol: BIIIIDA! :P
Viluy: Well..um..today's lesson was that you shouldn't go after pure-hearted people with cats
that can bite. Itai!
Tellu: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 92: A Pretty Boy? Tenoh Haruka's Secret
Mimete: Wow, Haruka-san no kakkoi! *_*
Eudial: Ano, Mimete..Haruka's a girl.
Tellu: Did you notice that Haruka looks a hell of a lot like that new Sailorsenshi?
Eudial: Not until my third-to last episode. -.-;;
Viluy: Hey, how come we're talking if Kaolinite's running the show right now?
Cyprine & Pucherol: Because she sucks! Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 93: Usagi Yearns! The Elegant Genius Michiru
Eudial: I think this is the first time the pure hearted person didn't get at least 2 minutes of
time to prove how pure he/she is.
Mimete: Yeah! Kaolinite's SO screwed up.
Viluy: You should talk. Your targets weren't even pure.
Mimete: *sobs* HIDOI!
Tellu: *clears throat* Today we learned that Michiru is an unrealistic character and you should
hate her just like you should hate the other Sailorsenshi.
Cyprine & Pucherol: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 94: Protect the Pure Heart! The Enemy/Ally Three-Way Battle
Tellu: Why do I think this is going to be another one of those big fights that don't do anything?
Mimete: The title's misleading. Nothing happened.
Eudial: Darn! Anyway, today's lesson is that if you want to get kissed, you've got a pure heart,
and you should die, so never let anyone kiss you, stay a virgin your whole life, and die an
old maid!
Viluy: O.o Um..Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 95: Leave It Up To Moon To Aid In Love
Eudial: NEAT! For once the title wasn't made up of two sentences.
Mimete: This episode sucked, anyway. It had Umino and Naru in it!
Viluy: *sweatdrops* Anyway, today's lesson is that even if you're a huge nerd and nobody likes
you, you can still get the woman of your dreams if you have a pure heart!
Cyprine: That means that all you pure-hearted nerds out there, go out and find that special girl!
Tellu: Disclaimer: If you get a restraining order from them, it's not our fault.
Pucherol: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 96: Cruel Uranus? Makoto's Pinch!
Mimete: *pinches Viluy*
Viluy: Itai! A pinch means that you're in trouble, stupid!
Tellu: Anyway, in today's episode we learned that Mako was bi!
Eudial: So if you're like Mako you should probably fall in love with the tomboys and get punched
in the stomach by them.
Cyprine: What kind of lesson is that?
Pucherol: Who cares? Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 97: Water Labyrinth! The Target: Ami
Eudial: And this brings us to the second of the Senshi heart-crystal stealings episodes!
Mimete: It must have been one heck of a surprise to find that the Inners DIDN'T have the
talismans, considering how unsurprising the first two seasons were.
Tellu: Uh huh! Anyway, today's lesson is that if you race with the perfect Michiru and you win,
you're got a pure heart and must die!
Viluy: So never go swimming again or at least drown yourself to save us some time extracting your
crystal!
Pucherol: Um..yeah. Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 98: Save the Friends! Moon and Uranus Work Together
Eudial: Another ecchi daimon! This one had headlights on her headlights!
Tellu: *falls over laughing*
Viluy: Today's lesson is that senshi that don't normally get along can work together just fine
if they give a little effort.
Mimete: But who wants to do that? Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 99: A Man's Gentle Mind? Yuuchirou's Broken Heart For Rei!
Mimete: Yuuchirou's such a loser! He thought Rei was cheating on him with Haruka!
Eudial: Yup..but I don't understand why that equals to him having a pure heart.
Tellu: I thought you knew that EVERYONE in Tokyo has a pure heart, even us!
Viluy: Does that mean we're going to have to die? NOOOOO! *runs around SD*
Cyprine: Um..today's lesson is that we have to work with idiots.
Pucherol: O.o Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 100: She Wants To Quit Being A Sailorsenshi? Minako's Worries
Eudial: Today was exciting! Minako actually thought of quitting the Sailorsenshi!
Mimete: Of course, Minako didn't.
Other 5: DAMN!!
Cyprine: *sweatdrops* Which means that today's lesson is that if you ever feel like throwing in
the towel, there are always friends who will help you change your mind.
Viluy: But that's sickening. Just give up.
Eudial: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 101: Usagi's Tears! For My Birthday, A Pair of Glass Slippers!
Mimete: Today was Usagi's birthday! And when a character is centered in the episode, do you know
what THAT means?
Other 5: HEART CRYSTAL STEALIN' TIME!
Tellu: Which means that if you're the center of attention you're gonna die so always act shy.
Viluy: But we go after the shy ones too so you're dead meat. Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 102: The Stolen Pure Heart! Usagi Is In Trouble
Eudial: Cheap asses. They give the other senshi one episode for their heart crystals yet Usagi
gets two?
Mimete: She's the star. She gets ALL the exposure.
Viluy: Better than Chibiusa.
Cyprine: Today's lesson is that overexposure sucks.
Pucherol: *whines* But underexposure's even worse! *sobs*
Tellu: There, there. Witches 5 Says!
Eudial: Oh, wait, Kaolinite died and I just made my first appearance! YAAY!
Kaolinite: I didn't die, though..
Eudial: *gloating* Shut up! Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 103: She Came! A Small Pretty Soldier
All: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Eudial: You mean I have to suffer with THAT through my whole segment?
Mimete: You've got it easy.
Tellu: Today's lesson is that Chibiusa is completely annoying and we don't like her.
Viluy: At least she didn't appear in my episode..Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 104: Looking For Friends! Busy Chibi-Moon
Mimete: Today a boy dropped his pants in front of Chibiusa!
Eudial: He's more pure-hearted than any other character we've featured! Lemme at 'im!
Tellu: Which means that you should never drop your pants or else we'll go after you.
Viluy: That sounds ecchi, Tellu-san. *grin* But we go after you anyway so just sit down and be
nice.
Pucherol: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 105: I Need Power! Makoto's Lost Way
Eudial: Mako got her own episode today, which breaks the pattern because she's already had her
heart crystal stolen!
Tellu: But the monk she studied with did.
Viluy: Which means that you should never make friends with a Sailorsenshi because you endanger
yourself countlessly! Just ask Naru.
Cyprine: Uh..Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 106: Bonds of Destiny! The Far-Reaching Day of Uranus!
Tellu: Haruka got her own episode but she didn't get her heart crystal stolen.
Eudial: That comes later. *gleefully rubs her gun*
Mimete: The person who Eudial DID attack was a friend of Haruka's so we're just going to say what
we did last episode, NEVER make friends with a senshi!
Cyprine: I think the company's running out of money..Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 107: Art Is An Explosion of Love! Chibiusa's First Love!
Mimete: Chibiusa's like, 9 years old and she's getting a crush already?
Eudial: You should talk. Remember a certain New Kid On The Block?
Cyprine: BWAHAHHAH! N.K.O.T.B? You loser!
Others: BWAHAHAHAH!
Viluy: Today's lesson is that if you have a crush on someone from a Boy Band, you are a loser.
Pucherol: This really doesn't have any relevance to the episode..
Cyprine: Who cares? It's N.K.O.T.B.!
Viluy: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 108: The Waltz Is Usagi's Dance
Eudial: This episode was full of laughs! The senshi tried to speak English and Usagi got drunk!
Mimete: And the person we attacked today was supposed to be European but had a Japanese accent.
Tellu: We don't take fake English people so we took his heart crystal. You people who are
pretending to be English and you really aren't, we're gonna get you!
Viluy: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 109: Shocking Moment! Mutual Idenities Revealed!
Eudial: Man, the senshi are such idiots..Usagi's figured out Uranus was Haruka three times but
STILL was surprised about this.
Mimete: You should talk.
Tellu: Anyway, today Minako lost her heart crystal but could still run! Just shows you how
useless Eudial's gun is.
Eudial: HEY!
Viluy: *coughs* Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 110: Deaths of Uranus and Neptune? The Talismans Appear
Eudial: *growls* I'm gonna KILL you, Mimete!
Mimete: If you'll just wait until next episode, we'll see who kills who!
Viluy: Anyway, the anticipated episode is here! The owners of the talismans are revealed!
Tellu: But they spoiled the whole thing in the previews so the surprise isn't REALLY there.
Cyprine: Today's lesson is that the previews and episode titles ruin the whole episodes for
everyone!
Pucherol: So boycott previews and episode titles! Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 111: The Sacred Cup's Mysterious Power! Double Moon Transformation!
Eudial: Oh, oh..triple number episode. Bad omen.
Mimete: For you, anyway! *points and laughs at Eudial's car floating in the water*
Eudial: But I'm still here which means that all this was pointless! HAH!
Viluy: Today's lesson was that Usagi is the Messiah but the anime confuses us and makes us think
it's Chibi-Usa and the title also confuses us because I was thinking Moon and Chibi Moon were
gonna transform together.
Tellu: One hell of a sentence, Viluy-chan. Today's real lesson is that we don't get along
together yet all the senshi do so they're better.
Cyprine: Which is a load of B.S.
Pucherol: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 112: Who Is the Real Messiah? Light and Shadow in Chaos
Mimete: Today was my first episode! YAAAAAAY!
Eudial: And you acted like a female stalker, too.
Tellu: Anyway, this was also the episode where Chibiusa and Hotaru met, starting a very sickening
bond.
Viluy: We should have gone after Hotaru because she was making friends with a Senshi, but Tomoe
would have fired us if we did.
Cyprine: What's the lesson here?
Pucherol: The lesson is..that Mimete is a female stalker! Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 113: The House of Evil Aura! The Secret of the Pretty Girl Hotaru
Mimete: COOL! Tux actually had a transformation today.
Eudial: But it's his last ever, so no point in acknowledging it.
Tellu: Anyway, today we learned that Kaolinite didn't die!
Viluy: Run for your lives! AHHHHHHH!
Cyprine: Why are you always freaking out, Viluy?
Pucherol: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 114: I Love Idols! Mimete's Worries
Viluy: Did anyone notice when I'm in shadow I look like Eudial in shadow?
Others: (silence)
Viluy: Wah!
Pucherol: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 115: Shadow of Silence!
Mimete: Today Uranus told me that you can't win a man's heart by force! But she likes women, so
what the hell does she know?
All: More than you do!
Viluy: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 116: Calm After The Storm! A Friendship Devoted to Hotaru!
Eudial: Today is a red-letter day! Mimete didn't attack an idol!
Viluy: But she thought about going after Mamoru.
Tellu: Hey, I just realized we never targeted him!
Cyprine: Let's go do that now! *giggles and disappears*
Mimete: HEY! Don't I get to say anything?
Eudial: No. Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 117: Much Higher! Much Stronger! Cheerleader Usagi
Mimete: This episode has a dumb name, let's not bother.
All: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 118: Battle With An Evil Atmosphere! The Sailorsenshi's Gamble
Mimete: Today I learned that I shouldn't mess with the Daimon Easy Bake Oven(TM)!
Eudial: It might have turned out okay if you knew what you were doing. But you're an idiot so
it'll never happen.
Mimete: Hidoi!
Viluy & Tellu: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 119: Awakening of the Messiah? The Fate of Stars
Eudial: Did anyone notice how much the Messiah in Rei's dreams looked like Hotaru?
Mimete: Duh, everyone's figured out Hotaru's the dark messiah several times over now!
Tellu: Which brings us to our lesson, that Sailormoon's way too predictable.
Cyprine: Witches 5 Says!
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Episode 120: Invasion From Outer Space! Mugen Gakuen's Secret
Tellu: I first appeared today! COOL!
Mimete: You b****! You killed me!
Eudial: Ah, so you finally understand what it's like, huh?
Cyprine: Today's lesson is that Mimete is a big failure.
Pucherol: Witches 5 Says!
Mimete: WAH!
***
Episode 121: Temptress! The Third Undesirable Woman, Tellu
Eudial: What kind of screwed-up name for an episode is that?
Tellu: Just because I only survived one episode equals that I don't get a good title.
Mimete: Serves you right.
Viluy: Does this mean I'm gonna get a bad episode title? NOOO! *runs around SD*
Cyprine: Here we go again..*rolls eyes*
Pucherol: Um..Witches 5 Says!
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Episode 122: Believe In Love! Kind Senshi Ami
Viluy: Yup. Bad episode title.
Tellu: Your name's not even IN this one!
Pucherol: Talk about underexposure.
Eudial: Today we learned that the Witches that only last 1 episode aren't worth spending money
on.
Mimete: Witches 5 Says!
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Episode 123: Shadow of Destruction! Messiah of Silence Awakens
Cyprine & Pucherol: No fair! We're not in this title either!
Eudial & Mimete: *dance around gloating*
Viluy & Tellu: *silently boil*
Pucherol: We learned that we're the coolest of the Witches and also the most powerful! We
destroyed ourselves!
Eudial & Mimete: Better than being killed by a fellow Witch.
Viluy: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 124: Approaching Horror! Eight Senshi in A Pinch!
Mimete: Ya know, we've all died off now so what's the point of doing these things?
Others: *shrug*
Pucherol: Today we learned Mistress 9 has REALLY long hair.
Cyprine: And that she can strangle the senshi without actually being there. COOL!
Eudial: Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 125: Shiny Shooting Stars! Saturn and Messiah
Eudial: Damn..Hotaru gave Chibiusa back her heart crystal. I was counting on her being dead.
Mimete: Damn..Sailormoon stole the spotlight AGAIN even though Hotaru did all the work.
Tellu: Damn..Pharaoh 90 doesn't really DO anything.
Viluy: Damn..all that wasted daimon juice.
Cyprine: Today we learned that this episode needs a lot of work!
Pucherol: Not compared to the next one! Witches 5 Says!
***
Episode 126: Bundle of New Life! The Destiny of Stars, the Time of Farewell
Eudial: This is the last episode of the S season.
Mimete: And it sucked. What the heck happened?
Cyprine: The writers got fired, that's what happened. They let Uranus & Neptune do OUR job!
Pucherol: And you're complaining?
All: Witches 5 Says!
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Episode 127:
Eudial: Whoa! It isn't over after all!
Pucherol: Because I don't get to say much I'm doing ALL the jokes and you girls aren't stopping
me!
Others: o_O
Pucherol: Today a daimon egg hatched by itself and became the Easy Bake Oven(TM) Daimon! We
learned that a daimon by itself did more damage to the senshi than we did!
Others: *blinkblink*
Pucherol: Which is why I should have been the head twin! We could have accomplished WAY more!
Cyprine: You're pushing it, 'nee-chan..
Pucherol: Witches 5 Says! This parody is over!