:::::Leftover Shin-Ra employees are standing around meeting table:::::
Heidgegger: Rufus is dead.
Scarlet: No shit.
Reno: Now what do we do?
Rude: .....
Reno: What did you just say about my mom?
Scarlet: I think the only way to win this war is to kill Cloud Strife and his friends!
Heidgegger: Cloud's name is Cloud?
Scarlet: THAT'S IT!!! I REFUSE TO WORK WITH THIS DUMBASS!!!
Heidgegger: Does that mean we're not going out anymore?
:::::Everyone gasps:::::
Scarlet: uh...I uh... Now! About killing Cloud!
:::::Hojo enters:::::
Hojo: HeeeHeeeeHaHa! WOOOOOOO! I can fly!
Reno: Holy SHIT! He's high on Jenova cells!
Scarlet: Get him out of my office! Send him to Sector 8!
:::::At Sector 8:::::
Cloud: We have to mosey quietly
Cid: What the hell is wrong with you! Stop saying mosey, dammit! Or i'll kick yer spikey ass!!!
Red XIII: Oh no! it's Hojo!
Hojo: Jenova is here... And whoooa... I'm Stoned.
Barret: 3 of us have to fight him!
Cait Sith: Why 3?
Barret: ......Because.
:::::Barret kills Cait Sith:::::
Cid: What the ***kin' hell was that for, Dumbass?
Barret: Don't worry... He didn't have any good jokes in this anyway.
Cloud: Enough talk! Tifa, you and the 2 people next to you, fight Hojo!
Vincent: Those aren't people, nearsighted fool.
Cloud: Okay, then Yffie, barret, and I will fight him.
:::::Hojo changes into LifeForm Hojo:::::
Hojo: This is all the energy I shall need, and if not, I'll change into my 4th form!
Cloud: Get ready to battle! This may get tough!
:::::Cloud simply cuts off Hojo's head:::::
Cloud: Hmmm... Easy enough.
Hojo: Now try to stand the annoyance of my 4th form!
Cloud: Annoyance?
Barret: What the?
Yuffie: I don't get it.
Hojo: Ha Ha
:::::Hojo changes into Aeris:::::
Cloud: Kill it! Quick!
Barret: I'll try! I'll try!
Yuffie: I never really did like that dumbass flower girl.
Everyone: We all hated her, Bitch!
Hojo: The only thing I couldn't replicate was the titanium alloy on the chest.
Barret: What? (I thought i was the only one who knew about that... I bought 'em for her.)
Hojo: Enough talk! I'll just kill all of you quickly!
:::::Hojo attacks Yuffie:::::
Yuffie: Hah! You didn't kill me yet!
Cloud/Barret: Damn!
Cloud: Just for missing, I think I'm going to kill you now.
:::::Cloud slashes Hojo apart:::::
Cloud: Ha! That takes care of him.
Hojo: But wait! I have another form... And this one is UNTESTED!
Barret: Uh oh! This could get harder than pimpin' in Nebraska!
Cloud: .....I just hope he's not to strong
:::::Hojo starts mutating:::::
Cloud: Here it comes! Be prepared!
Hojo: I have turned into..... A light bulb?
Barret: hahahahahahaha!
Hojo: CRAP! now even YUFFIE can turn me on!
Cloud: He's finished. Let's mosey.
Cid: That's it! you quit sayin' mosey or I take this mast axe staff and put it so far up your ass that you won't be able to breathe!
:::::Back at Shin-Ra meeting room:::::
Scarlet: Crap! Hojo is considered dead. We have to send a more powerful force.
heidgegger: 2+3 is 23
Scarlet: Dumb piece of... Turks! Go to sector 8 and give Cloud a beating he won't soon forget!
Rude: .....
Reno: What did you just say about my mom?
Elena: C'mon you guys, we've got work to do!
Reno: You talk to much, frickin' BITCH! Now get to the Shin-Ra kitchen and make me some PIE!
Heidgegger: Cloud has a sword.
Scarlet: Shut up.
:::::At sector 8:::::
cloud: Be prepared for the worst!
Cid: Ooh! Look at me! I'm Cloud! I'm going to go mosey!
Vincent: Quiet! we've got trouble.
:::::Turks show up:::::
Reno: We're going to kill you now!
Elena: That's right! Because we're the turks. Yeah. We work for Snin-Ra!
Reno: DAMMIT! Shut up talkative bitch! You've talked to much for the last time!
:::::Reno kills Elena:::::
Rude: .....
Reno: Quit talkin' about my mom!
:::::Reno kills rude:::::
Reno: Crap! I'm all alone... I can't win now.
Cid: Heh heh
Vincent: Dumbass
Reno: ...Bye
Barret: Das Right, Bitch!
Cloud: Midgar is boring now. Let's go fight Sephiroth.
Scarlet: Not so fast!
Heidgegger: Cloud's hair is not green.
Scarlet: Deploy the Proud Cod!
Heidgegger: Sandwiches taste good.
Scarlet: The Proud Cod! A Giant fish made entirely of titanium alloy... And the 20 cannons are powered by mako!
Heidgegger: It has blue paint on it, too.
Cloud: This may be the last of Shin-Ra. It could get tough.
Vincent: Let's make a battle plan.
Cid: Here's a plan! Go F*** yourself!
Cloud: Seriously! Tifa, Barret, and I will fight this side. Vincent, Cid and Red, Fight the rear.
Yuffie: What about me?
Cloud: Go jump off the Shin-Ra building.
Yuffie: What will that accomplish?
Cloud: Yuffie, jumping off the Shin-Ra building will help us all.
Yuffie: OKAY! Cool.
Scarlet: NOW LET'S FIGHT!
Heidgegger: Uh... Scarlet...
Scarlet: Not now, fool. We must concentrate on beating cloud!
Red XIII: Attack!
Heidgegger: Scarlet!
Scarlet: Not NOW! Wait until LATER! THEN I'll take you out to dinner... Uh... I mean uh... Not now!
Vincent: Hahahahaha
Heidgegger: What I was trying to say is that when Hojo and I were working on this machine... I uh...
Scarlet: What did you do?
Heidgegger: I sort of... Replaced the control panels with... Cheese graters.
Scarlet: You WHAT!?!
Heidgegger: Am I in trouble?
Scarlet: Yes. But first, let's get OUT OF HERE!
Cloud: How stupid.
Cid: That was stupider than the time Aeris got mad drunk and sat in one place until she was killed.
Yuffie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barret: Oh my god! They killed Yuffie!
Tifa: ALRIGHT! LET'S PARTAY!
Cloud: Shin-Ra is finished. Let's mosey.
Cid: Idiotic bastard! You can mosey all you want... Up my @$$!
TO BE CONTINUED
Preview of next story:
Cloud and the crew are off to fight Sephiroth.
Yuffie dies... Again.
And the story may just end. Maybe not. I could improvise a little.
I just want to give credit to Vob... For no reason at all.
And I also want to give credit to Mr. Rooki, the little voice in my head.
Heidgegger: Rufus is dead.
Scarlet: No shit.
Reno: Now what do we do?
Rude: .....
Reno: What did you just say about my mom?
Scarlet: I think the only way to win this war is to kill Cloud Strife and his friends!
Heidgegger: Cloud's name is Cloud?
Scarlet: THAT'S IT!!! I REFUSE TO WORK WITH THIS DUMBASS!!!
Heidgegger: Does that mean we're not going out anymore?
:::::Everyone gasps:::::
Scarlet: uh...I uh... Now! About killing Cloud!
:::::Hojo enters:::::
Hojo: HeeeHeeeeHaHa! WOOOOOOO! I can fly!
Reno: Holy SHIT! He's high on Jenova cells!
Scarlet: Get him out of my office! Send him to Sector 8!
:::::At Sector 8:::::
Cloud: We have to mosey quietly
Cid: What the hell is wrong with you! Stop saying mosey, dammit! Or i'll kick yer spikey ass!!!
Red XIII: Oh no! it's Hojo!
Hojo: Jenova is here... And whoooa... I'm Stoned.
Barret: 3 of us have to fight him!
Cait Sith: Why 3?
Barret: ......Because.
:::::Barret kills Cait Sith:::::
Cid: What the ***kin' hell was that for, Dumbass?
Barret: Don't worry... He didn't have any good jokes in this anyway.
Cloud: Enough talk! Tifa, you and the 2 people next to you, fight Hojo!
Vincent: Those aren't people, nearsighted fool.
Cloud: Okay, then Yffie, barret, and I will fight him.
:::::Hojo changes into LifeForm Hojo:::::
Hojo: This is all the energy I shall need, and if not, I'll change into my 4th form!
Cloud: Get ready to battle! This may get tough!
:::::Cloud simply cuts off Hojo's head:::::
Cloud: Hmmm... Easy enough.
Hojo: Now try to stand the annoyance of my 4th form!
Cloud: Annoyance?
Barret: What the?
Yuffie: I don't get it.
Hojo: Ha Ha
:::::Hojo changes into Aeris:::::
Cloud: Kill it! Quick!
Barret: I'll try! I'll try!
Yuffie: I never really did like that dumbass flower girl.
Everyone: We all hated her, Bitch!
Hojo: The only thing I couldn't replicate was the titanium alloy on the chest.
Barret: What? (I thought i was the only one who knew about that... I bought 'em for her.)
Hojo: Enough talk! I'll just kill all of you quickly!
:::::Hojo attacks Yuffie:::::
Yuffie: Hah! You didn't kill me yet!
Cloud/Barret: Damn!
Cloud: Just for missing, I think I'm going to kill you now.
:::::Cloud slashes Hojo apart:::::
Cloud: Ha! That takes care of him.
Hojo: But wait! I have another form... And this one is UNTESTED!
Barret: Uh oh! This could get harder than pimpin' in Nebraska!
Cloud: .....I just hope he's not to strong
:::::Hojo starts mutating:::::
Cloud: Here it comes! Be prepared!
Hojo: I have turned into..... A light bulb?
Barret: hahahahahahaha!
Hojo: CRAP! now even YUFFIE can turn me on!
Cloud: He's finished. Let's mosey.
Cid: That's it! you quit sayin' mosey or I take this mast axe staff and put it so far up your ass that you won't be able to breathe!
:::::Back at Shin-Ra meeting room:::::
Scarlet: Crap! Hojo is considered dead. We have to send a more powerful force.
heidgegger: 2+3 is 23
Scarlet: Dumb piece of... Turks! Go to sector 8 and give Cloud a beating he won't soon forget!
Rude: .....
Reno: What did you just say about my mom?
Elena: C'mon you guys, we've got work to do!
Reno: You talk to much, frickin' BITCH! Now get to the Shin-Ra kitchen and make me some PIE!
Heidgegger: Cloud has a sword.
Scarlet: Shut up.
:::::At sector 8:::::
cloud: Be prepared for the worst!
Cid: Ooh! Look at me! I'm Cloud! I'm going to go mosey!
Vincent: Quiet! we've got trouble.
:::::Turks show up:::::
Reno: We're going to kill you now!
Elena: That's right! Because we're the turks. Yeah. We work for Snin-Ra!
Reno: DAMMIT! Shut up talkative bitch! You've talked to much for the last time!
:::::Reno kills Elena:::::
Rude: .....
Reno: Quit talkin' about my mom!
:::::Reno kills rude:::::
Reno: Crap! I'm all alone... I can't win now.
Cid: Heh heh
Vincent: Dumbass
Reno: ...Bye
Barret: Das Right, Bitch!
Cloud: Midgar is boring now. Let's go fight Sephiroth.
Scarlet: Not so fast!
Heidgegger: Cloud's hair is not green.
Scarlet: Deploy the Proud Cod!
Heidgegger: Sandwiches taste good.
Scarlet: The Proud Cod! A Giant fish made entirely of titanium alloy... And the 20 cannons are powered by mako!
Heidgegger: It has blue paint on it, too.
Cloud: This may be the last of Shin-Ra. It could get tough.
Vincent: Let's make a battle plan.
Cid: Here's a plan! Go F*** yourself!
Cloud: Seriously! Tifa, Barret, and I will fight this side. Vincent, Cid and Red, Fight the rear.
Yuffie: What about me?
Cloud: Go jump off the Shin-Ra building.
Yuffie: What will that accomplish?
Cloud: Yuffie, jumping off the Shin-Ra building will help us all.
Yuffie: OKAY! Cool.
Scarlet: NOW LET'S FIGHT!
Heidgegger: Uh... Scarlet...
Scarlet: Not now, fool. We must concentrate on beating cloud!
Red XIII: Attack!
Heidgegger: Scarlet!
Scarlet: Not NOW! Wait until LATER! THEN I'll take you out to dinner... Uh... I mean uh... Not now!
Vincent: Hahahahaha
Heidgegger: What I was trying to say is that when Hojo and I were working on this machine... I uh...
Scarlet: What did you do?
Heidgegger: I sort of... Replaced the control panels with... Cheese graters.
Scarlet: You WHAT!?!
Heidgegger: Am I in trouble?
Scarlet: Yes. But first, let's get OUT OF HERE!
Cloud: How stupid.
Cid: That was stupider than the time Aeris got mad drunk and sat in one place until she was killed.
Yuffie: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
Barret: Oh my god! They killed Yuffie!
Tifa: ALRIGHT! LET'S PARTAY!
Cloud: Shin-Ra is finished. Let's mosey.
Cid: Idiotic bastard! You can mosey all you want... Up my @$$!
TO BE CONTINUED
Preview of next story:
Cloud and the crew are off to fight Sephiroth.
Yuffie dies... Again.
And the story may just end. Maybe not. I could improvise a little.
I just want to give credit to Vob... For no reason at all.
And I also want to give credit to Mr. Rooki, the little voice in my head.