.:Zerophilia:.
[Zerophilia: A genetic disorder in which an orgasm causes the body to switch genders.]
There just pamphlets Kurt, literature, educational. Just read them, it'll be helpful…
Kurt sat at his desk staring at the pamphlets lying there, staring back at him. He did not want to read them. He did not want to think about sex, he did not want to think about doing those things. He inhaled deeply and huffed as he decided to be brave and read them.
He and Blaine had started dating and he needed to know. He couldn't torture himself or Blaine forever with just hand holding and kisses. He picked one up and started reading it. It wasn't so bad. It talked about his body, the normal things that happen, why they happen. Nothing graphic or dirty, even when they talked about masturbation it was completely informational and didn't sound like how the other guys describe it at school. He decided to continue and finished reading the less threatening looking pamphlets. It was a start, and he did learn a lot. Maybe he could do this after all. He called Blaine for their nightly chat. He decided not to mention the pamphlets or him reading them, knowing it would start a conversation that would make him blush and feel awkward and he just didn't want that, again. They just talked about school, glee, and what they wanted to do this upcoming weekend. They said goodnight and hung up and Kurt skipped into his bathroom to do his moisturizing routine and get ready for bed.
During the night he dreamt of him and Blaine together. It started out simple and innocent, but then turned into hot and sexual. He's had these dreams before, more often since he and Blaine started dating, and he usually didn't wake up because his dream self would always stop things before they got too steamy and messy. Tonight, however, his dream self didn't stop, he kept going, letting his hands explore Dream Blaine, lips pressed against his jaw, neck, ear, chest, nipples. He was making him moan and arch up into his kisses, licks, and nips, and would every once in awhile push his hips down making their erections press together. For the first time he was having a sex dream, one that went beyond a make out session. They were rutting against each other, lips attached, hands roaming, moaning until Blaine screamed his name and everything went white before he woke up feeling something warm and sticky in his boxers. He smiled, almost giggled, he had his first sex dream, his first orgasm, and it was okay. He got up and went to the bathroom to clean up and changed into a new pair of boxers. He got back into bed and slept peacefully throughout the night with a smile playing on his lips.
The next morning he woke up to his alarm and walked half awake to the bathroom to do his morning things when he screamed.
"DAD!" He was hyperventilating and freaking out. This must be a dream.
Burt barreled through the door and into the bathroom. He looked at Kurt and his jaw dropped and he almost had another heart attack. He gained some composure back and tried to be calm for Kurt's sake.
"Dad, what's going on, why am I… Why am I..?" He was looking from his dad to his reflection and back again. He was touching his flesh hoping it wasn't real.
"I… I don't know son, but… But we'll uh… We'll figure it out… Carole?" Burt had no clue what to say, what to do, he just knew it wasn't normal.
Carole walked into the room.
"Yes hone-… Oh my! Carole stopped dead in her tracks and stared. Kurt was just standing there, frozen, unable to say or do anything. Burt was scared, confused, and shocked. Carole was the same, but she knew she had to do something.
"Kurt?" She asked and Kurt looked up at her, "Kurt sweetie, What? What happened? I think we better get you to a doctor… Everything will be okay." She said grabbing Kurt and pulling him towards her. Kurt nodded and grabbed some clothes and threw them on as Carole got Burt to respond once again, and Finn headed to school, oblivious anything was going on. Kurt looked at his reflection once more and started crying. What's wrong with him? Why did this happen? There was nothing in those damn pamphlets about this.
What if I stay like this forever? What about Blaine? What about me? What the hell?
His mind was racing and he was scared and worried. He went to bed as a boy and woke up as a girl.
Carole interrupted him.
"Kurt, are you… Uh, are you ready to go?" Kurt nodded and he walked downstairs and him, Carole, and Burt got into the car and headed for the doctor for some answers.
Once there, they explained it was an emergency and his doctor saw him immediately.
"What did you do before you woke up like this?" The doctor asked.
"Um I went to sleep, and I woke up like this." Kurt answered pointing up and down his body.
"All you did was go to sleep?" The doctor asked and Kurt blushed.
"Well, yes, I did have a dream and woke up, went to the bathroom, then went back to bed." Kurt answered shyly. The doctor noticed and asked his parents to step out of the room for a moment. They complied and Kurt was somewhat relieved.
"Kurt, what did you dream about?" Kurt blushed, he was not ready to talk about this. The doctor gave him a reassuring smile and Kurt relaxed a little.
He's a doctor, a professional, he'll help you figure this out, and get you back to normal.
Kurt sighed and looked down at his shoes.
"I was dreaming about me and my boyfriend. Usually I only dream about us making out, but last night it went further and I…" Kurt shrugged hoping the doctor would understand without having to say it.
"You had an orgasm?" The doctor asked like he was talking about the weather.
"Yes." Kurt blushed, "The first time I ever…" He trailed off feeling his face burning hot. He wanted to die. Why did this have to happen to him? As if his life isn't complicated enough as is.
The doctor nodded.
"I'm going to let your parents back in, and I'm going to go and grabbed your birth charts. I have an idea of what this could be, and your chart will determine it." The doctor spoke standing up and walking towards the door. His parents returned and he explained what he told the doctor and before they could say anything in response the doctor walked back into the room.
"Okay Kurt, before you were born we did a DNA test on you and your parents to see if you had any genetic illnesses or diseases. You and your mother had an irregularity show up, but it was unknown at that time, but I can now tell you that the irregularity they found was a genetic condition called Zerophilia. It's very rare, and untreatable, but it isn't harmful to your health in anyway-" He explained.
"Not harmful to his health? Doc he went to bed a boy, had a wet dream and woke up a girl." Burt cut in. Kurt wanted to die, his face felt like it was on fire.
"I see your concern Mr. Hummel, but Zerophilia is just an abnormality, but in time I'm sure you'll learn to live with it." The doctor explained further. Burt was getting a little irritated, he didn't understand. Carole patted his arm and smiled warmly at him, then the doctor.
"Dr. Waters, can you explain what Zerophilia is exactly, other than it being a genetic condition?"
"Yes of course." He turned to Kurt, "Zerophilia is a condition in which your body will change genders after an orgasm." He explained. Kurt looked up with wide eyes.
"You mean every time I have an orgasm I will change gender?" Kurt started freaking out again.
"Yes, I am sorry Kurt, there is nothing you can do but learn to live with it." He finished. He handed Kurt some pamphlets and shook Burt and Carole's hand as he exited the room and left them in there to let the news soak in.
Carole sighed still a little confused but was ready to handle this head on. Burt was stunned, speechless, unresponsive, lost in his head. Kurt was scared, confused, and just staring at the pamphlets, head swirling before he fell from his chair to the floor with a groan, fainting.