A/N: Another terrible story from yours truly. Enjoy!

One day Naruto is put under a curse. In 24 hours, he will become straight. So he has one last sex with Sasuke.

Naruto sighed as he looked around the hokage office, bringing back memories from when he was a kid. He grabbed an old photo frame and looked at it wistfully. It was a picture of him, Sakura and Sasuke with Kakashi-Sensei; Team 7. As he looked at Sasuke's face, his heart didn't pound like it used to, and his face didn't burn bright red. Naruto's eyes widened when he realized this.

He was becoming straight.

He wasn't gay anymore, and it scared him that he was starting to fall out of love with his beloved man.

A knock on his office door startled him out of his thoughts.

"Naruto, can I come in?" a familiar voice said softly, making him jump.

Eyes widening, he realized it was Sasuke, the man he was just thinking about.

Coughing and regaining his self control, he sat straighter in his chair, mumbling a quiet "Come in."

And he did. His glory, his shining eyes, his stance; everything was perfect. He was the definition of sexy.

Too bad Naruto is gonna be straight soon. But, he can't possibly pass up this opportunity.

He looked nervous when he asked Sasuke to take a walk with him. Sasuke raised an eyebrow, but nodded nonetheless.

"Naruto, is something bothering you?"

He almost choked on Sasuke's coffee. He felt said man pat his back, shooting a grateful smile in thanks.

"I'm just nervous, I guess," Naruto whispered, looking away from him bashfully. "I-I don't want this night to end, Sasuke..."

Sasuke pulled him close, licking his lips. "And neither do I, Usuratonkachi," he whispered, pressing his lips against his.

They somehow made it back to the Hokage office, and Sasuke started ravishing Naruto as soon as the door slammed shut.

Pinning Naruto against the chair, he nipped and suckled his tan neck. Running his pale hands down his toned 6 pack, deft fingers seeked pert, sensitive flesh. Sasuke gently rolled the sensitive nub between his calloused fingertips, eliciting sweet moans from Naruto.

"H-hurry, we need to do it before-AH- before the night ends," he panted, rutting against Sasuke's strong grip.

"As you wish, Hokage-sama," he uttered huskily, quickly whisking his man to his home.

Thank god Sakura was with her girlfriends tonight.

Grabbing the lube and condoms, Naruto stopped him before he could be prepared.

"Naruto?"

Biting his lip, Naruto looked away in guilt.

"I think I'm becoming straight..."

Sasuke looked at him blankly before lighting up in understanding.

"So it wasn't only me.."

"Huh?! You too?!"

"Shh; like you said earlier, let's enjoy this last night together as the gayest couple in the Hidden Leaf Village."

And they did.

They writhed and wrapped together tightly, Sasuke pounding relentlessly into the blonde as he gripped his black hair, screaming as his prostate was rammed into without any breaks.

Naruto was fucked so hard he didn't remember how many times he creamed; at one point he thought he had seen multiple Sasuke's. He was drunk on the sex, the penis, everything about Sasuke screamed 'sexy' and before he knew it, it was early morning.

They fucked the night away.

Finally, after one last thrust, Sasuke came with a harsh shudder, hugging Naruto close.

After coming down from their sex high, they slowly untangled from each others sweaty bodies and Sasuke helped Naruto into the bath.

After sleepily making out while cleaning the cream off of themselves, Sasuke put new sheets on the bed and they laid down under the covers, cuddling one last time.

When Naruto awoke, Sasuke was gone, and he realized he didn't long for his lovely body anymore. Before he knew it, tears started rolling down his face, and he gripped his arms, sobbing harshly.

A laugh echoed in the distance, satisfied with the result of his hard work. 'I can finally have this hunk to myself.' Orochimaru thought, his snake tongue rolling over his lips.

Years later, Naruto married Hinata to forget about his passionate fun times with Sasuke, but the sex wasn't the same. Every time she rode on top of him, he could only see Sasuke.

Sasuke's face, his nice legs, his rock hard cock, his seductive gaze-

They had to stop having sex countless times, Hinata comforting Naruto as he cried brokenly every night.

Sex would never be the same without Sasuke ever again.