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MTV Cribs at The SD characters' Houses
~How to Live like a Baller [SD style]~
By: wadohui
Chapter 1: Rukawa's crib
(At the Rukawa living room…)
"Lights. Camera. ACTION!"
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZ…"
"Wake up, Rukawa. Time to shoot your MTV Cribs episode now."
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZ…"
"I said, Wake Up, Rukawa!"
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZ…"
"WAKE UP RUKAWA! GOD! YOU'RE MAKING ME SO UPSET AND THIS IS ONLY THE FIRST SHOOTING!"
"Uh, what? Oh yeah… This is my crib and this is the living room."
"And? Oh God! Be more specific! No wonder you're a jock!"
"ZZZ… Uh, yeah. This is the couch and it's comfy."
Blag! Tagshung! Bugoosh! Eeiiieee… BOOM!
(At the press peoples' van…)
"Uh… Mr. Director? You okay?"
"HOW DARE YOU ASK IF I'M OKAY WHEN YOU KNOW THE DEADLINE'S TOMORROW?"
"Eh… Gomen nasai…"
"I guess we have to continue the shoot then…"
"NOT UNLESS THAT BOY WILL FINISH SLEEPING AND DROOLING CAN WE CONTINUE TO SHOOT!"
"HOW CAN YOU EXPECT THE AUDIENCE TO TAKE THIS?"
"Erm… according to a certain report of someone who always 'checks' the performances of these athletes,
[Need I say that it's Hikoichi?] The ladies find it appealing that this Kaede Rukawa likes to sleep."
"Ohh… make him sleep in the whole episode then."
"You sure that THAT would be appealing?"
"Why, you said so yourself, my dear assistant. Now go and finish the shooting now. God. That boy gives
me a headache."
(Back at the Rukawa residence…)
"Um… anou… Mr. Rukawa?"
"Hmn?"
"The director and I decided to just shoot you sleeping while the maids show the rooms as background.
You okay with that?"
"ZZZZZZZZZZZZ… huh? What?"
"Nevermind. Just… please… continue to sleep."
"Uh, yeah sure no prob. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…"
"*Sigh*"
(After producing the episode…)
"That… that… is… an episode?"
"*Sigh*"
(While the actual airing of MTV Cribs…)
"Ohmygod! Ohmygod! Ohmygod! That's Rukawa sleeping right? OH. MY. GOD!!!!!!!!"
"GOSH! Rukawa? Sleeping? Huuuuuunnnnnn… [faint sound?]
"You find that cute? It actually looks like a stripped episode. Like a spoof of MTV CRIBS…"
"Like duh?! As if Whatever! [With the moves and all that choreography] It's actually the greatest episode
of all! Like, the makers should… uh… give away DVD's and the soundtrack and all? Like, it's an actual
movie and make a website about it and, uh, you know… stuff like that and uh…"
"Rukawa Kaede's my hero!"
"You go, Rukawa! Have loved you always and always still will! MWAH!"
"Ru-Ka-Wahhh! Ru-Ka-Wahhh! L-O-V-E Ru-Ka-Wahhhhh!"
"RUKAWA-KUNNN! Aishiteru!!!!!!!"
"AAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!"
"argh! Yech! Blah! Pwe! Ulweeehhh"
"Shitty."
"What's he doing at my TV screen?"
" Shut up! Quit it! Shut your pie hole! Whatever!" [Complete with the moves]
+_+ Whaddaya think, hmn?
Er… that's it.
A lively Rukawa as always…
Next up is… uhrm… EWAN!
Don't feel like reviewing? Please make this an exception. Just wanna know if you find it continue-worthy or
trash-worthy. Just wanna hear, uhrm… read feedback from you guys. Thank you. Salamat. Arigato.
*MTV Cribs is not mine. It's MTV's property. Litigate me.