How many out takes does it take to get to the center of a berserker?(I dunno ask the frikin' owl!)
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Wolverine#100...out takes
The scene shows Sam beaten up and Tyler staring up at something...
Sam: Ah Don't Think You're Gonna Make The Cut Either..!
Tyler/Genesis: Holy crappy peanut butter and emerald fart moon dust!!!
Director:...sigh cut.......

Take 15.....
Tyler: Frappin dappin do!!!!! I'm gonna get the !!$#$@$#@#@% out of here!!aiiiiiiiie
Director: Cut.......

Take 80
Tyler: Hugh Jackman?! What the....?!??
Wolverine: You gotta problem with that bub?!
Director: CUT!!CUT!! CUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTT!!!!!!!!
The scene: Wolverine perches himself atop the Apocalypse shaped coffin (a prize in every box!) and holds the eye patch of
Gauntlet...
Wolverine: Rrrrrrr...*wolverine leaps at Genesis*
Sam:..'Cause whatever YA DID TO WOLVERINE HAS PUSHED HIM OVER THE EDGE
INTO A PLACE YA DON'T WANNA THINK ABOUT! Your chickens have come home to roost, Genesis... AND THEY
GOT SOME POWERFUL BIG CLAWS!
Genesis:......*has look of fear and confusion*.........*Fart* oops...
Wolverine: Urgh..rargh.ewrrgh *falls off Apocoffin©* *thud*

Scene with Electra in last panel...
Elektra: I'll go find him, Stick.
Stick: You do that Elektra. You just do that.
Electra: (CRAP!!!!!!! IT'S COLD OUT HERE!!!!)

Onslaught out takes
Onslaught: Batter up!!!*chucks Juggernaut into Japan...* see you in hades Cellulite_Boy!!
Juggernaut: Mommeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...........!!!!

Japan
Man1:How do you like Ramen? Which chicken flavor?*crash*
Man2: Hey..it's the red boy from USA Jubbernut I think...
Man1: What should we do with him??
Man2: Hmmm...
Waitress*walks over* Let Gojirra(Godzilla) eat him ^_^
Man1&2: Hahahaha...ha!!!
Juggernaut (who's not well in the head at the moment): i'M uNSToPPabLe!!! Wanna shee?¿!¡
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