Harry Potter and Complete and Utter Craziness

Harry Potter and Complete and Utter Craziness

Note: We have written story, which…is so, crazy…only one other person has ever gotten close to writing a story this…crazy. (As far as we know that is…)

We challenge you, to write a fanfic, more weird and 'horrible' than this.

Harry was standing in a deserted corridor reading the 'Daily Prophet'. A small article at the bottom of the page caught his eye. It read:

To use the illegal Explosion Curse simply say(while pointing your wand at something you want to explode)
"FRAGOR!".
-TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE-

"That sounds fun!" Harry exclaimed, not noticing who wrote the article. He immediately pointed his wand at the nearest wall and yelled, "FRAGOR!". The wall exploded, revealing...Dumbledore's office! "Uhhh...Hello, Professor." Harry said meekly. Dumbledore started yelling, not noticing that Lord Voldemort was standing behind him picking his nose. Dumbledore yelled, "You IDIOTIC NITWIT!!!!!!! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO MY OFFICE!!!!!!!!! ACCIO HARRY POTTER!!!!!" Harry flew across the room, over Dumbledore's head and right into Voldemort's arms. Voldemort stopped picking his nose long enough to look disgusted, and throw Harry over his head. Harry landed on top of Ginny Weasley. Voldemort turned around and said solemnly "I now pronounce you man and wife." Harry by now was VERY confused, he started to say something, but Voldemort cut him off and said "You may kiss the bride." Harry blushed so red that he turned into a strawberry for a second. Voldemort continued to pick big green boogers out of his nose. Hagrid entered carrying a live bobcat, and he was so surprised to see Voldemort picking his nose and Harry sitting on Ginny's lap that he dropped the bobcat. The bobcat promptly started mewing and saying "Give me a piece of cake, give me a piece of cake." Hagrid pulled a large piece of chocolate out of his pocket and shoved it up the bobcat's nose. The bobcat swallowed it through his nose and fell over dead. "Oops..." Hagrid said, and he left. "Where is my ring, Harry?" Ginny said. "Ummmmmmmm..." Harry said. Dumbledore stood up and gave Harry a 25kt diamond ring. Harry stared dumbly at the ring. Just then Hagrid reentered and saw Ginny take the ring. He dropped the baby dragon that he brought back with him and it started roaring."GIVE ME TEN FRIED RATS COVERED IN CHICKEN FEATHERS!!!!!!" The dragon roared. Hagrid pulled ten fried rats covered in chicken feathers out of his pocket, he stuffed them up the dragons nose. The dragon swallowed them through his nose and then burped them up again, it then fell over dead.

To be continued...