Title: Dessert

Summary: Sirus 'kidnaps' Remus.

Pairing: SBRL. SLASH so be warned!

Disclaimer: We all know who ones them, I'm just playing with them.

A/N: An all dialog oneshot! Please review people. I know it's not my best work and I'm not really happy about it, but I thought I'll post it anyway.

'Uhm Padfoot why am I blindfolded again?'

'I already told you why Moony.'

'Well yes you did, but I still don't see why I agreed with this in the first place.'

'Because you just can't say no to the Gryffindor sex god Moony.'

'Sure, that must be it. That or I'm loosing my mind.'

'Tsk tsk Moony, that's not a nice thing to say…. Well anyway you can take the blindfold of in about three minutes.'

'Fine, but this is the last time that I let you kidnap me.'

'Aw that hurts Mooney, don't you trust me?'

'Very funny and stop looking at me like that. It's getting on my nerves and frankly it's just creepy.'

'How do you know how I'm looking at you when you're still blindfolded?''Because I know you.'

'Are you saying that I'm predictable? And don't deny it, cause I know you are. That hurts Moony.'

'Aaw poor you, is there any way that I could make it up to you?'

'Oew I like this side of you Moony, it really turn me on…'

'……………………………………………….'

'You can take your blindfold of now'

'Oh wow, I.. I can't believe you did this for me… I knew there was a reason why I let you kidnap me.'

'Well only the best for my Moons. And I thought that I would do something nice for our one month anniversary.'

'Yeah I can see that. It's very sweet of you Paddie, I didn't know that you had it in you. I mean a candle light dinner is not something I would have expected from you, no offense.'

'None taken. I know it's not really something that I would normally do, but I just want to show you that I take our relationship very serious. And I don't want to loose you, especially not to that jerk Patterson!'

'That's what this is all about. You think that I will leave you? For Patterson?

'Well it could happen, you know.'

'No it really couldn't Paddie! I love you way too much to let you go.'

'…'

'What? Why are you gaping at me? And close you mouth Paddie, you look ridiculous!'

'You…Yo..You, I mean did you really…. What I mean is…'

'Just spit it out already!'

'Do you really love me?''

'Of course I do you dolt. I wouldn't still be with you otherwise.'

'Wow, I really didn't knew that… I don't know what to say.'

'You don't have to say anything. How about we go sit and eat dinner, it's a shame to let it go to waist.'

'Wait!'

'What's wrong?'

'Nothing is wrong Moons. I just want to say that I love you too. I really do, I just thought that you knew.'

'I know now.'

'Come here, I think we have more important things to do than eating, like snogging.'

'Hmm oh yeah.'

'I love you Moony.'

'I love you to Paddie.'

'Hmm.. Oh.. hmm.'

' Okay we can eat now'

'What!? You can't just get me all hot and bothered and then want to eat!'

'Sure I can.'

'Don't you smirk at me like that Moony.'

'Common fist dinner and then afterwords we can have dessert.'

' I like the way you think love.'

-The end-