Author's Note: Found this awesome thing online and it makes funny lists. Not sure if this is amusing to ya'll or not. Lemmie know. (The sad thing is some are believable...)
The Mechanical Contrivium: Kaiba
Pacman was originally called Kaibaman.
Kaiba is actually a fruit, not a vegetable.
If you toss Kaiba 10000 times, he will not land heads 5000 times, but more like 4950, because his head weighs more and thus ends up on the bottom.
New Zealand was the first place to allow Kaiba to vote!
Kaiba can't drink - he absorbs water from his surroundings by osmosis!
Kaiba is the traditional gift for a couple on their third wedding anniversary.
If you don't get out of bed on the same side you got in, you will have Kaiba for the rest of the day.
Kaiba invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
Contrary to popular belief, Kaiba is not successful at sobering up a drunk person, and in many cases he may actually increase the adverse effects of alcohol!
The Australian billygoat plum contains a hundred times more Vitamin C than Kaiba