A/N Short chapter to start - obviously the first time they meet ace. Hope you like :)


"You think you can defeat me, child? You're a century too early," Whitebeard chuckled, grinning at the wavering boy in front of him.

"I don't care! I'm gonna defeat you, you wrinkly old bastard!" the scrawny boy yelled, glaring at Whitebeard. He raised his fists, took a deep breath, and ran at the pirate.

Barely lifting his arm, the Yonko intercepted his attack and knocked him flying.

"Gurarararara!" Whitebeard laughed, "Come now, boy! You've great spirit. Join me! Be my son," the old pirate offered, watching as the boy tried to stand up. "You won't defeat me; you may as well give -"

"Shut the hell up, geezer," the boy gasped, interrupting him. The glare the youth sent him was cold as ice.

Whitebeard blinked, startled. Then he grinned. "You impudent little brat. Wanna say that again?"

"Shut. The hell. Up. Asshole." The boy growled, staggering to his feet. He wavered, and then dug his bare feet into the sand.

Whitebeard laughed. "Check out this kid, boys," he called to the watching pirates, taking his eyes off of the youth to speak to his sons. He grinned as they laughed and jostled each other, enjoying the one sided fight.

"Hey, don't ignore me, bastard!" the kid yelled, launching himself at the captain, fists ablaze. Sighing, Whitebeard swatted the boy again, slamming his fist into his chest. He blinked at the high pitched squeal that erupted from the youth, who rolled to a stop a few dozen yards away. Whitebeard grumbled, strolling closer to the curled up form.

"Kid, you really need to watch that temper of yours," Whitebeard chuckled, crouching down and eyeing the dazed child in front of him. He offered a hand, "Come on, be my son."

"G-go ta hell, b-b-bastard," he stuttered, coughing. He groaned and curled up, shielding his chest.

"Now, boy, don't be so stubborn," Whitebeard said, eyes softening slightly as he watching the kid tremble.

"S-shut up. 'M not a boy, d-dumbass," the kid growled, before she passed out.

Whitebeard paused, staring at the boy – no, girl, in the sand. Well, he'd always wanted more daughters.


A/N What'd you think? All I can think is oh my god punch to boobies... Anyways, I have never read a good fem!Ace fic, that has no real romantic interests. This is gonna be pretty gen, more a thing I write when I'm in the mood... I might have Luffy and Sabo in it at some point, maybe GB maybe not.

Anyways, review please!