A Week of Pleasure for Larxene

Chapter One: Let's Get it On!

Warning/Disclaimer: I do not own anything dealing with Kingdom Hearts, although I would love to own some of the Org XIII. Too bad that can't happen...and warning, there are some moments of OOC and this is a slightly OOC Fanfiction...o-only slightly...only slightly.. Enjoy!

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"If you two don't get a fuckin room right now I'm going to blow both of your heads to high heaven!," the blonde haired girl bellowed at two of her male teammates making out in a corner. With a vicious smirk, she pulled out her kunai and summoned an electric charge, " And I don't mean the ones on your shoulders." The two men, one with long silver hair and caramel skin, and the other with Sapphire hair, that just passed the shoulders and a scar on his forehead, sneered at her almost ready to laugh until they realized…The crazy bitch wasn't joking. The two of them quickly walked off muttering insults under their breath so that the blonde couldn't hear.

Satisfied with her victory over Xemnas and Saiix, Larxene returned her Kunai to her robe and strutted off to check on Namine. Even though Namine was a prisoner there, Larxene liked having her company. After all, it's hard when you're the only female surrounded by a group of twelve other males. The normal female would've considered her situation as a little piece of heaven, but the fact that all the men there were either ugly beyond all reason, or just flat out gay, Larxene's little piece of heaven turned out to be a little piece of shit.

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Seven men materialized into a chamber to fill seven of thirteen tall chairs. The room was completely white, like the rest of Castle Oblivion and was used mostly when members of Organization XIII had to talk with certain members about certain things. Today's Subject?

" Is it me or has Larxene been more of a bitch than usual?" Whined a dirty-blonde music lover.

"Shut up Demyx," shouted another man with extremely pink hair, " You have no idea what she ruined for me and Axel last night!" The man actually bit his lip trying not whimper. He didn't want to seem like a pansy after telling Demyx off. " She freakin kicked down Axel's door and actually had the nerve to pull me by my hair no less, out of the room and down the hall."

The other members winced at the thought, all of them except for one with short dark-blue hair that fell over one eye. He sat in silence with his arms crossed as he listened to the other men bitch.

"I wonder if I fell from this height," Zexion thought staring at the ground, "Would the impact be enough to kill me?"

The other members continue to argue and bicker about the circumstances with all of them either about to have sex, or in the process of having sex, only to have it interrupted by a very pissed off Larxene. Share time lasted for about forty-five minutes before the meeting room turned into absolute chaos. Demyx was crying, Axel had threatened to flambé Xigbar's ass, Marluxia had turned into the hypocrite he didn't want to be by whining about his "precious hair", and Saiix and Xemnas were chatting about were they should have sex next.

Finally the bickering was brought to a halt by Xemnas, as he quickly wanted to go and do multiple things to Saiix, besides it was his turn to top tonight.

" We get the idea," he stated crossing his arms, " Larxene has become a super bitch." He paused and looked around at the chaos the very subject had caused…Demyx now had a tissue in his hand and was being comforted by Xigbar. He sighed and rolled his eyes, " So what are we going to do about it?" he asked the other members.

"Well," Axel answered, " It's obvious that she seems the most upset when she sees us in our couples."

" So what are we going to do about it?" Xigbar asked after finally calming down Demyx.

The Organization sat in silence as they contemplated what to do about their pmsing female member.

Demyx sniffled and pouted like a child being punished, " She needs to get laid badly!"

The whole group gasped at Demyx's comment. With the exception of Demyx and Marluxia, the others members of the Organization were all man. It was interesting that it never crossed any of their minds to do something like this before. It was probably because on a normal day, Larxene was still a bitch and a smart ass that thought she could do anything she wanted. When it came down to it though, Larxene was really a beautiful woman, if she kept her mouth shut long enough for a man to appreciate it. She had sparkling light-blue eyes, shiny blonde hair, and a smirk that could stop any straight man in his tracks. She also had a perfectly shaped feminine body. She was in perfect shape and her breast were the perfect size. Even her hips rivaled those of Axel's, and she had the soft delicate ivory skin that the men could only dream about having.

Xigbar gave a vicious grin, " That's not a bad idea," he said, " Yeah, as a matter of fact it's sounds like a great idea. That's obviously her problem."

Axel chuckled, " So what are you going to do Xigbar," he asked teasingly, " Are you going to sleep with her?"

"I'll do it!" Demyx said and cheerfully raised his hand, " I've always hated being topped. I want to be on top for once!" He admitted with a proud tone.

The rest of the group fell silent…and then broke out into extreme laughter. Poor Demyx sat their with a look of confusion on his face.

"No," Xemnas interrupted the laughter. His voice was deep and his tone was nothing but serious, " A one night stand wouldn't be enough for her." He nodded his head as he reconsidered what he was going to say, " We're all going to sleep with her."

Once again the room was completely silent as the men gaped at Xemnas. Even his lover, Saiix turned to him in complete shock from the notion.

Zexion was the only one unaffected by Xemnas's words. He huffed and brushed his hair from his eye with his hand.

" Fuck that shit," he muttered, " I'm not sleeping with that bitch."

Xemnas smirked and turned to Zexion, " The smart mouth emo virgin will go first."

Before Zexion could protest Xemnas continued with the plan.

" So tonight Zexion will sleep with Larxene," he restated, " Then after that this will be the order." A pen and paper appeared in his hands and he began to write as he called the names, " Xigbar, Marluxia, Saiix, Myself, Demyx, and lastly Axel." The other men muttered different curses to themselves as their leader continued, " Also gentlemen, during this week none of us are permitted to have sex with anyone else but Larxene. Got it?"

The men began to bicker even more shouting out multiple reasons to why they shouldn't do this, but to their dismay it was already decided. The Organization disappeared except Zexion and Xemnas. Zexion sat in his chair brooding over this idiotic decision. He now remember why he usually stayed in the basement of the Castle. Xemnas turned and gave Zexion a wicked grin.

"Give it to her good Zexy," Xemnas teased as he too disappeared.

Zexion cursed under his breath and looked down at the floor again.

" I'm reaaaaalllly tempted to see if I will die if I jump off this fuckin chair."

With that he sighed and then he too vanished. Off to go and seek the last thing he ever thought he'd be after….a one night stand with Larxene.