"What the hell is this?" Kaoru bursted out of the changing room of the 3rd Music Room. Kaoru was wearing a long blonde wig and wearing an Alice-in-Wonderland-type dress.

"What the hell is our theme today?" he asked, pouting a little.

The other members of the host club fell silent and stared at Kaoru.

"Where'd you get that outfit Kaoru?" asked the girl, Haruhi.

"Wah! Kao-chan kawaii! (cute)" squealed Hunny.

"..."

"You like his dress too Takashi?" smiled Hunny at Mori.

All of them were dressed in their usual school uniforms.

"No one answered me. What the hell is our theme? What the hell is this dress? Where's Hikaru?" Kaoru looked calm, but everyone could hear his foot tapping anxiously on the hard floor.

"Hikaru is in the dressing room still." said Kyouya, not looking up from his folder.

"Oh, okay. Where's Milord?... Do I want to know?"

As if on cue, the lights shut off and a spotlight shined on the center of the room."Hahahaha!! Time for my revenge devil brothers!" yelled a voice over unseen speakers. The floor under the spotlight suddenly made mechanical gear noises as a platform that carried a dark figure on it rose.

"Hahahaha!" said the figure, who turned out to be Tamaki, the king of the host club.

"Isn't that Renge's move?" Kaoru was doing his best to not laugh.

"Apparently he got Renge's help just for today." Kyouya didn't look fazed.

"Whats up with that??"

"It's so noisy," sighed Haruhi, closing the book she was reading.

"Haruhi!" Tamaki jumped off the platform and ran to the other group members.

"Did you like it?" he stared at her with expectant puppy eyes.

"Uhh.. Yeah Senpai.. it was... interesting.." she walked away.Tamaki smiled like an idiot, and then he turned to Kaoru."So what did you think Kao-" Tamaki took one look at Kaorus outfit and broke out laughing."You fell for it demon brothers! Today is the day I get my revenge!!"

"Oh so this is YOUR idea is it Milord?" boomed an annoyed voice.

"Hikaru!" shouted Kaoru. Hikaru pushed the curtain away and strode out of the changing room.

He strode straight up to Tamaki."So my outfit is all YOUR fault? Eh Milord?" Hikaru looked really pissed off.

"Hikaru!" Kaoru ran to his brother and took a look at his costume.

"What are you wearing?" asked both of the twins to eachother in unison.

"A dress" groaned Kaoru.

"Well you don't look half bad, but check out what Milord has ME wearing!"Hikaru had a white sleeveless shirt, with matching bunny ears, and white cargo pants to match. He turned around and to the shock of most of the members, he had a bunny tail!

"Wha-..Wha-..." stammered Kaoru.

"Waah!! Poor Hika-chan!!" blubbered Hunny.

"..." said Mori, as talkative as ever.

Haruhi said nothing but looked slightly disturbed. Kyouya pushed up his glasses.

"This is apparently Tamaki's revenge on you guys, for all the tricks you played on him. You're clothes have been taken away, and this is all that is available for you to wear."

"Kyouya are you serious?!" cried the twins in unison.

"Afraid so guys, so do your best to please the customers in your current situation." Kyouya flashed his Better-Not-Make-Me-Lose-Profits-and-This-Is-Amusing smile. Both twins shivered.

Both twins looked at Tamaki and flashed him evil smiles. "Thanks for the outfits Milord, we won't let you down." they snickered and walked to a table to welcome the arriving guests.

Tamaki shuddered, "Haruhi, why do I feel that I've fallen deeper into a pile of-"

"Senpai, maybe you shouldn't have tried to get revenge." interupted Haruhi, as she too walked away to welcome guests.

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