Ochen'Celes

Disclaimer: I do not own Tsubasa or any of the other series that may pop up; their characters, the plot line, or anything else. All of those belong to CLAMP now and forever.

Intro: -Static-X, 'The One'- Nyah-Ha! This idea formed out of a menu and conjunction of re-reading Tsubasa. Oh, and I like apple pie, cookies, and cheese-cake. (grins)

Rating: T – Alcohol References, Brief Language, Shounen-Ai, Brief Violence, Suggestive Themes, Sexual Themes

Pairing: Kurogane x Fai – Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle

A/N: AU. The title means, 'Delicious Celes.' Cheesy, yes, but it sounds cool when you pronounce it. I'm not telling which language it is, but it's kind of obvious… (sweat drop)

'Fai…I'm…I'm…'

The blond giggled while changing the channel. His eyes were glued to the TV screen but for a brief moment they fixated on the other. 'If you're not going to say it, don't start,' he assured, clicking another button on the remote.

Fai was gorgeous – yes – but psychotic. Facts are facts. There the blond was – in all his feminine glory – with a sweat shirt falling off a shoulder with no shirt underneath and Kurogane's boxers. He was spread half-way falling on the couch. He had a remote in hand, a potato chip hanging out of his mouth, a sweaty head-band pushing back his heavy bangs, and a wrist band that served absolutely no purpose.

'You're God-damn sexy,' Kurogane cooed, crawling on top of the other.

Fai laughed with a light flush. 'Well, thank you, Kuro-Pyon. I suppose you are making some progress.' The blond sat upright in a straight position to cater to the other's wandering hands.

Kurogane glanced up at the wall. There was a painting – the one he always liked. 'You think they're going to mind…? A lot of people liked that piece.'

Fai's smirk twitched upwards. 'I don't think so. I don't think they really gave a damn, tell you the truth.'

Kurogane frowned. 'My parents are gonna be piss angry,' he scoffed, 'when they find out what I did.'

Fai's cerulean blue eyes glittered, grabbing the other's face and pulling their lips together. 'Who says they gotta find out?'

Kurogane's expression fell down. 'I know,' he started, 'but I still feel guilty.' He cupped Fai's chin in his hands. With the other, he snatched the remote out of Fai's hand and flung it across the room. 'Aren't you bored of the TV yet or are you permanently addicted to it?'

Fai smirked. 'Yes now that my remote has practically broken out of collision with the wall, I guess I am bored of that…' the blond giggled, trying to figure out where exactly the remote had clashed. He'd have to fix it later…

Kurogane pushed Fai under him, still situated above. 'Good. Focus on better things – like me.'

'Aren't you arrogant, Kuro-Koi?' Fai cooed, slipping his tongue into the other's mouth.

Kurogane smirked. 'You know it. And I'm fucking gay for you.'

Fai paused, not reacting. He sat upright again with a psychotic grin. 'That…was amazing, Kuro-Koi. Say it again.'

'It's not that fucking obvious,' the taller smirked. His crimson eyes glanced over at Fai as he licked his lips. He pinned the blond down again before a beeping sound disrupted the two. Kurogane groaned. 'I gotta go soon…'

Fai nodded. 'Yep.'

Kurogane's crimson eyes furrowed. 'This year's tournament is in Europe…Germany, I think.'

Fai nodded again. 'Yep.' Kurogane pulled off, a childish man latching onto his bicep. 'You're going to visit me again after you're done with this tournament, right?'

The tanned man sighed. 'What are you talking about? We live together.'

Fai swayed his head from side-to-side. 'Still-'

'Yeah,' Kurogane snorted, prying the other off. He stretched a moment or two. Fai stared at him with sad eyes. Kurogane smirked. 'Don't look at me like that. I'll fly you out with me next tournament.'

Fai shook his head again. 'It's alright I-'

Kurogane swept in, capturing the other's lips. 'No, it's not okay. What if some perv comes in and rapes you? Then there'll be no one to beat the livin' fuck out of him before they're taken underground.'

Fai smiled weakly. It lasted quite some time before the blond ran into the kitchen and handed the other his bag. A clumsy kiss was placed on the other's cheek. 'I love you, Kuro-Koi.'

'Yeah, yeah,' Kurogane grunted, making his way to the door. He looked back with a smirk. 'I can't believe you're not even driving me to the airport.'

Fai shrugged. 'It hurts too much to see you leave...'

Kurogane smirked. 'I'm gay.'

Fai's eyes lit up. 'Yes, you are. That wasn't too hard to say now, was it?'

'So drive me to the fucking airport,' the muscular man demanded in a growl.

Fai sighed. 'Next time.'

Kurogane sighed. 'Whatever. I'll see you in a few weeks. Bye.'

The door closed shut and Fai sighed. It would be boring without his shy, stubborn boyfriend around. He smirked to himself. With a crack in the door, he glanced out into the hallway. Kurogane had left already…

He smirked, grabbing his bag and a pamphlet of papers. Searching through the messy stack he found his flight ticket. 'Flight 18972 to Heidelberg, Germany,' he giggled.

Pulling a strap of the duffel bag over his right shoulder, he smirked. What would his Kuro-Pyon think when he saw him all cuddled up right next to him in the plane?

He walked out into the hall, but the door was shut abruptly from the hinged side. 'I knew it, damn you! There had to be a reason you didn't wanna drive me to the fucking airport!' Kurogane's voice growled.

Fai giggled. 'You caught me, Kuro-Min. But you see, I just couldn't put my well-being over a pervert's life. Well then, shall we?'

Kurogane smirked. 'Damn right.'

Kurogane grabbed Fai's hand, leading the other down stairs. When they got to the sidewalk, people were probably going to talk… As he stared at Fai, he actually smiled. Who the Hell cared what anyone thought? They had every right to, after all. Whether they would survive his fist or not was another story.

Afterthoughts: And they lived happily-ever-after! Not. Sorry. This is drama (scary, isn't it?) and thus cannot end, 'and they lived happily-ever-after,' until the very end. Reviews? Cookies? Yams? They're all appreciated.