I looked at a fanfic i did for a different anime and decided to do an Angel Beats version ~ No reaal fanfics shall be used in this fic.
Otonashi Yuzuru woke up with a smile on his face, recalling the ultimate sense of peace he'd just felt.
"I finally understood why I was in that Afterlife, I even fell in love with someone. I want people to enjoy this kind of peace that everyone in the battlefront felt. that's why i'm stay-" Otonashi began
"You passed on" a voice cut in. Otonashi located the source of the soothing voice to see the his most precious treasure, now wearing a battlefront uniform.
"Ka-Kanade!" Otonashi yelled, the girl smiled and knelt down to give him a big hug, followed by pulling him up from his previous sitting posistion. They were in a dark room with small light puddles in neat rows. otonashi recognized these puddles as computers. behind them groups of the battlefront were doing different things.
"We're in, a computer lab?" Otonashi asked, mentally coming to terms with thefact that his soul had already found peace, so he couldn'y stay and help anyone in the Afterlife.
"Correct." Naoi confirmed, walking closer to the couple with a big smile. "Glad that we could meet up again, Otonashi!"naoi said with his usual eagerness. " Ehem, for some reason, we are now in a computer lab liek setting, with full accessto the internet of the real world."
"That's kinda odd." Otonashi replied.
"Eh, I don't think anyone here really minds though." Naoi replied, Otonashi then noticed how loud the room was. "It would seem hardly anyone in the Battlefront has had much experience on the internet, so now their looking around, exploring it. Otonashi decided to look around and see what everyone wasdoing. He first aproached TK and Matsushita who were watching some show.
"What are you watching?" Otonashi asked the duo,
"Breaking Bad" Matsushita replied, his eyes never leaving the screen. 'It's epic." Otonashi nodded with a smile "TK is translating for me, so I'm learning some English too!" the black belt added. Hearing drums being played, Otonashi then walked over to where Shiina sat she was playing a taiko game on the internet.
"Having fun Shiina?" the ninja looked up and nodded vigorously.
"It's cute and I love taiko!" she said in a normal level of voice. Otonashi chuckled at the change of character then moved on, he saw Yusa and Takeyama doing, something questionable looking.
"Ok,what are you two doing?" he asked
"Trying to hack into the CIA database" Takeyama replied. Otonashi face palmed, before moving on, he saw Takamatsu was researching weight lifting, Ooyama was playing a game called Akinator, and Chaa was watching Wolves Rain,because they too, were searching for Paradise. He saw Fujimaki and Hisako were playing Mah Jong online against other people.
"Are those people from the real world?" Otonashi asked.
"Who knows." Fujimaki replied.
"Look, I don't know what a Tumblr, is but if you three don't stop freaking out about it Imma killl your computer" Hisako yelled at her three younger bandmates who blushed but nodded solemnly, giving their best effort to turn the noise down.
"Hey Yui! Nagato is batting again!" Hinata yellded, Yui ran from the tumblr party to Hinata's computer to watch the baseball game going on ,they unconciously grabbed eachother's hand, Otonashi smiled at this.
"I'm a bit envious of them . . ." Iwasawa said in a calm joking voice from behind Otonashi.
"Hey! Long time no see Iwasawa,What are you doing?" Otonashi asked casually.
"Listening to bands on something called Sound Cloud, Really geting into these Indie groups." she said enthusiastically.
"Don't be jealous Masami, you could do better" Hisako said calmly, Hinata cocked an eye brow at the side guitarist. Otonashi laughed lightly at this exchange. He saw Noda was watching Shingeki no Kyoujin, becoming very excitedin the process.
"YEAH ERIN, YOU KICK THAT MOE TITAN'S ASS!" he ye;;ed, then pointed his halberd at the computer which destryed the screen, and his weapon." DAMN IT!" he yelled.
"Yo Yuzuru!" Yuri's head popped out from the computer next to Iwasawa' beckoned the red head behind the computer, the redhead complied then saw next to Yuri's computer was a computer occupied by a few ten year olds.
"The ones standing are my siblings" Yuri whispered with enough happiness to make Otonasshi crack a smile
"Whoo, you can do it Hatsune!" one said, Otonashi's jaw dropped a bit.
"Just a little more!" another child said
"Look it's a high score!" a voice yelled that made Yuzuru's heart skip a beat. He began shaking, wondering, "Could it really be?" Relief and joy were already surging in him like a took the strength from his legs, Otonaashi fell to his knees as he weeped in joy.
"Onii-chan?" the voice was now in front of his face as she whispered his name. Yuzuru looked up and saw his dear little sister kneeling in front of him, a smile taking over her face. hatsune took a deep breath "When Masami-nee entered this place, she said that you had amnesia, you forgot about everything. W-was that my fault? Was it because I left you?" Yuzuru's eyes widened. Was it? He'd never figured out why he'd forgotten everything.
'"It was my fault" Kanade said from behind Yuzuru. "When your brother died, he signed his donor card, giving me his heart. I regretted that I could not thank him for it. in order for me to get the chance to do this, Yuzuru enteredthe world without memories because if he became aware of his life before dying, he'd find he had no regret and would have passed on." Yuzuru grabbed his sister into a loving embrace
"I never regretted having been with you. Yu gave my life purpose even after you died. you're the reason I wanted to become a doctor. your happiness, and the memories we shared is what kept me alive." At this point they were both crying, Hatsune clutched her brother's jacket tightly.
"We, we don't have to leave each other again do we?" Hatsune whispered, Yuzuru shook his head.
"Nah, we're gonna stay with everyone" he replied gently. They eventually let go. "What the heck is this?!" Yuri suddenly yelled, everyone looked at her confused.
'This, website, has stories, about everyone in the battlefront. Wait, who are Sekine and Irie?" Irie face palmed, Sekine jumped to Yuri's computer.
"I wanna read stories about us!"
"Oh, it's you" Yuri blinked.
"This is interesting, let's have a look at these stories, about how I rule over you inbiciles, except Otonashi, as your God" Naoi declares Yuri nods
"Alright then, everyone, grab a computer and go to this fanfiction site. each of you must ind an interesting story from this stack of stories called Angel Beats, and let's see what kind of stories these people have made! OPERATION CAMPFIRE STORY, START!
Everyone rushes to a computer and looks for a fanfic to read.
"H-Hey everyone!I found my contribution to the mission! This looks like anawesome story!" Sekine yelled, everyone rolls on their computer chairs over to her computer. Hisako grimances when she sees the title.
"This is definetly not going to be awesome." she mumbled.
"Ah. whatever," Yuri waved, "Let's just check out these stories, see what these people know about us. Please begin reading this story!'
"OK!" Sekine chimed
Sekine's Ultimate Prank
By:HennekoWithAPlanet
Summary: Sekine pulls a huge prank, which teaches Yui a very important lesson, LEMON! No Yuri, R&R~!
"Why are they emphasizinng that I'm not in this?" The battlefront leader asks.
"Well if Yui learns something, this can't be all that bad." Hisako smirked, the mentioned pinkette glared at her sempai.
A month had passed since that horribly hilarious Girls DeMo performance with Yuri and Shiina
Iwasawa and Hisako groaned automatically at this. Shiina looked down an aura of self disappointment surrounding her, Yuri face palmed.
"What's this about?" Irie asked, facing Iwasawa who sheepishly waved her hand.
'Don't, don't worry about it, it was just really horribe" she said.
Yui ran down the hall wagging her tail, going "nyan" like an idiot
"You wanna say that again sekine?1" the pinkette fumed.
"umm, Yui, these people said that, not me." Sekine replied calmly
Tenshi told her to go to class. Yui stuck up her middle finger at the student body president and said "Hell nah nigga"
"Well" Kanade huffed
"Whoa, whoa whoa, Since when did Yui become some simple minded rebellious teen from the ghetto?" Fujimaki asked. Yui wasgasping for air, mentaly panicking
Tenshi then put shackles on Yui's wrists "Detention for you" she said. Yui pulled out a pistol and pointed it at Kanade with alotta hate in her eyes. "Go to hell" she whispered.
" This Yui, is all over the place" Yussa mumbled.
Tenshi ran away like a pussy.
"These people" Kanade said slowly,"are not nice."
Yui used the gun to shoot the shackles. the handcuffs were still on her wrists but her hands were free. On Yui'a back was a guitar she stole from the guild
"Which hadn't been established yet . .." Chaa interjected
She was gonna ask Sekine-dono
"Waa, Yui" Sekine gasped,"I didn't know you regardedme so highly" the bassist gushed, the Pinkette, who had been in a trance of shock and fear from the previous facts shared, shook her head.
"I would use that with Iwasawa but not you, your still Sekine-tan"
to teach her to play guitar, but first, she was gonna steal Noda's hallberd because some NPC wanted it
Noda glared at Yui who was once again in comeplete shock.
"I can still strangle people you kno" Noda threatened.
Then she found Sekine and Irie walking down the hall going in the opposite direction.
Iriegroaned.
"I'm involved in this, too?" she whined.
"Sekine-dono" Yui telled, "Irie too!"
"Aye, wuddup mah nigga?" Irie asked
Irie covered her face as she whimpered at the humiliation. Iwasawa grabbed her in a hugy
"Just who do these people think we are?" Yuri asked.
"Sekine, teach me how to play guitar will ya?" Yui askeed, "OK' Sekine replied "Under one condition." "I'll do anything!" Yui replied " I wanna stick my middle finger up and say fuck society through my music, because that's what rockers do!"
Nobody knew how to respond to this.
"Alright, good girl." sekine said with a smirk.
"Sekine don't have chiildren." Hisako said quickly.
Sekine gave Yui a piece of paper "Say this to that one blue hair robot student , umm I think his name is Hinata" the three girls believed they were the only humans in the world,and everyone else were robots. They established that Iwasawa and Hisako were just specially programmed rebellious robots.
The base ball player cocked an eye brow.
""Rebellious robots?" Hisako fumed, Iwasawa looked away, keeping her cool. Sekine lifted her hands defensively.
"This story is comepletely inaccurate."
Yui looked the paper over. she became confused. "I don't understand what this means . .. " Sekine waved her hand. "Hinata probably won't either,just seeing the blank look on his face while he tris to figure it out will be priceless, heehee"
"I'm offended . . " Hinata said with a grimace.
"Oh, but don't read the paper to him, memorize what it says first. "Yui was still unsure, but learning guitar was more important than the feelings of this robot, so she -
Hinata faked sobbed
"You, you moron!" he yelled, Yui waved her arms around frantically
"This is total BS, of course your feelngs matter more to me than this guitar! I love you you dummy!" Yui yelled. they hugged each other, half the group face palmed, they were definetly made for each other.
Yui went up to Hinata during lumch, Yuri and Ooyama sat with him.
"I thought these people said I would not be in this?" Yuri asked
"Hey. Hinata is it?" Yui asked, Hinata looked in the ditrection of the voice to face her."What do you want dumb robot?" he asked.
"I really don't like this story!" Yui yelled. "Why does sempai consider me a dumb robot here?" she cried Hinata hugged her.
" You may not be the smartest, but I'm not either, your personality is whayt i fell in love with, that and your sttrength."
"Aww,sempaii " Yui cooed, cuddling a little more with her boyfriend.
'If you two don't shut up over there . . .'Hisako warned
Yui took a deep breath, "Iwasawa has been freaking me out lately, she and I are room mates-
"These people really love making stuff up on the fly . . ." Iwasawa mumbled
When I get to our room at night, I just hear her go on and on about how badly she wants to bang you
The room became silent. Hisako went up to Sekine and pulled her up by theshirt collar
"JUST WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!" she yelled, Sekine cried as hisako kept shaking her.
"Hey, Yui's the one who said it!" Sekine whined
"I'll beat her up later, you're the one who started this though1" she yelled, Sekine proceeded to try to remind her this was not really their doing.
"Onee chan" one of Yuri's siblngs asked, "What does banging mean?"
'Not telling you." Yuri said automatically, cringing slightly at this new development
'Onii chan?" Hatsune began,
"No." Yuzuru replied firmly.
"Hey, I don't really know what banging is . . ." Yui said quietly,Irie whispered "sex" in the guitarist's ear, Yui froze, then clinged onto Hinata even more.
"Look, I think you're really cool Masami, but, umm, -" hinata stuttered
"This story," Iwasawa said in a voice filled with barely contained frustration "is not accurate. " Irie sighs and goes to the computer to keep reading
"Maybe this fic will get better, I mean, we all know this isn't true, so surely it'l just end with Sekine getting beat up . . ." she said flatly
She says that just thinking of you makes her very wet and horny and
"Iwasawa is gonna blow up in three, two," Hisako counted down, now near her legs are Yui and Sekine, beaten up. Iwasawa gets up, walks to the corner farthest from the group, and yells, then walks up to the computer.
"Irie" Iwasawa says in a sweet voice, "Please switch seats with me let me read the rest of this, astrocity." The drummer nods and switches seats
Hinata gasps , Yuri smirks ' Hey, somebody actually likes you Hinata! Go tellher how you feel!"
Yuri face palmed as she sensed Iwasawa's glare toward her direction
Hinata took a minute to consider this development as Yui wondered about how human like these people acted. He then stood up and walked out of the cafeteria. Yui ran to where Sekine was, finding Sekine and Irie running off to follow Hinata
"Stalkers" Hinata mumbled Irietook a big sigh at the stupidity in this fic.
Hinata went to the music room where Iwasawa is usually, he knocks and opens the door to find Iwasawa was, umm, pleasing her self.
'Someone,someoneplease kill this , this vileness." Iwasawa said , her body shook , she clenched her fists until her knuckles went white.
whispering Hinata's name
Yui was shaking in fear from her confusion, Hinata's whole body was twitching.
Finally Hinata aproached the girl and took her free arm, he kissed her hand "You don't have to do this by yourself anymore" he whispered, inching in on her face.
Iwasawa let her face drop to the keyboard of the computer, tears flowed from her eyesas heer body shook. hisako gently helped her friend and led her away from the computer.
Yuusa quickly went to the computer and scrolled down a bit
"Ah, Sekine tells Yui that this is what banging is, that is the lesson yui learns.
"C-can we stop the operation now Yueippe?" Hinata asked, Yuri shook her head.
"where there is bad there is good, surely there are good fanfics here! So we'll proceed to look for them! Everyone will have one chance to locate a good story! Don't screw it up!If you do, there will be a penalty game!" Everyone looked at Yuri funnily, but then reluctantly obeyed.
What horrors shall befall thm next? You decide ! Tell me what you want them to read in the chapters to come! thank you for reading!