Brainwashed Chapter 1: The Mission

Hey, this is my first KND story and I had this idea a while ago so here it is. I'm not good with the codenames so all of the gadgets don't have codenames unless I'm really clever and if that happens I get a cookie! YEY! So, enjoy!

This story is in Wally's POV and I'll be using a mixture of their real names and their codenames 'cause I like the real names better. They're easier to type!

Comics, read em. TV, seen em all. CDs, listened to em. AND ALL IN ONE AFTERNOON! I was bored, really bored, so I decided to check on the others. As I walked down the hallway, I saw the group photo that we had taken the day we became members of the KND. There was Nigel, in his big sunglasses and red t-shirt, Hoagie in his blue shirt and airplane helmet with goggles, Kuki in her large, green sweatshirt, Abby with her blue t-shirt and big red cap and then me. I was in my orange hoodie covering my face. My arms were crossed and I looked like I didn't want to be there, but Kuki hugged me after and then I lightened up more. I passed Abby's locked door with the big five on it, I had only been in there once before and it looked cool, but my room is cooler, well I think so anyway! I heard some faint music coming from behind the door.

I'd like to see them spend a week

Livin' life out on the street

I don't think they would survive

Hey, that's my Good Charlotte CD; Abby must have taken it from me last night. I walked past Kuki's room; I was almost blinded by the pink and bright colours! Kuki was dancing around with her stupid Rainbow Monkeys singing that stupid la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laa! song I just got past without her seeing me. She was always getting me to be in her stupid, girly tea parties. But sometimes I didn't mind. An explosion was heard from Hoagie's room, probably another experiment gone wrong. I crept up to his room, with a large two on the door, and walked in. He was watching TV while muttering to himself.

"How do they get the cartoons to move? It must be magic or something!"

I laughed to myself and realised that the explosion was from the TV as I walked out, looking for Nigel. I checked his room, empty. I checked the alarm room, nothin'. Then I heard one of the most horrid sounds on Earth.

"NIGGIE! WHY MUST YOU GO?"

Lizzie. Nigel's girlfriend, he must have been out on a date. Nigel burst into the tree house door below, panting, and Lizzie was pounding the door to get in. I grinned at him as I walked by but soon I found myself in my own room again. Sitting down in my wrestling ring, I pulled out my wallet to see what I can do outside the tree house. I found seven dollars and that photo of Kuki I have. I scribbled a note to the others to tell them that I had gone out and picked up my skateboard. The skate park was deserted so I went on the ramps and half pipes. Someone was running up the pathway and I saw it was Abby. She looked breathless.

"Numbah 4!" Abby called. I skated over to her as she caught her breath "The Delightful Children are attacking the cookie factory. Numbah 1 sent Numbah 5 to get you. This is big and Numbah 3 is in hysterics!"

We ran (or Abby ran, I skated) back to the tree house where the others were waiting for us. They all had a weapon but there wasn't time for me to get one. We hopped into the flying bus (A/N: not sure what it is called!) and as we got to the factory, I could see a giant robot with a BIG hammer, why the Delightful Dorks use hammers, I don't know but lets get back to the point. The robot was stomping over to the factory but those annoying brats saw us coming.

"Hello Kids Next Door. We've been expecting you" they all chanted in the same voice at the same time, it kinda freaks me out a bit.

"Cram a sock in it" yelled Abby as Kuki shot at the robot with a big popcorn gun on the bus (A/N: it has a popcorn gun, OK!). Sadly, Kuki's aim wasn't the best but we got a bit of damage done, Kuki was very angry at the Delightful Losers (I have heaps of names like this) for attacking the cookies. Hoagie landed the bus and we all ran out to stop those Delightful Weirdoes, me leading the way of course. After testing methods, I figured out that kicking a one hundred foot robot isn't a good idea, mainly because you end up with a very sore foot so I climbed up the back of the robot to the head. Nigel and the others kept those freaks occupied while I jumped into the head to where the five of them were standing.

"Did someone want a house call?"

I kicked the controls and they short circuited, giving me a good escape and the Delightful Dorks a broken robot. The head separated from the robotic body and it became a smaller robot with arms and legs.

"Say good bye to your friend, Kids Next Door"

An arm reached down and grabbed hold of Hoagie. Numbah 5 and I jumped onto the hand to try and get our friend free but the other arm knocked us off. Those strange kids laughed at us as they flew off back to their mansion and we went back to the tree house with low spirits. We all sat down in the lounge and Nigel put on the TV, Hoagie's favourite show was on.

"Turn it off Numbah 1" sobbed Kuki "I miss Hoagie"

We all agreed but no one decided to do anything, they just sat there. I was fuming about those Delightful Children and my face was red with rage. I stood up causing Kuki to jump.

"C'mon guy and gals! We can't let our teammate down! I say we go and save 'im. So we should go to the KND Moon Base!"

Abby was the next one to agree and soon the other two stood up with me. We all ran to the ship that could take us up to the moon and ten minutes later we were there. As we walked into the base, we were met by a member of the invention squad (A/N: OK I made it up, I'm not that good with the Moon Base) and he led us to the laboratory. We passed through many doorways and with every one of them I said my usual "THIS IS SO COOL!" Pulling out a big, black case, the inventor, Numbah 190, told us what they knew.

"Five minutes after Numbah 2, also known as Hoagie, was taken by the Delightful Children From Down The Lane. We got word of his disappearance. So we had a range of new weapons designed especially for this mission" He opened the black case and pulled out a small black box "Numbah 1, this is the S.p.i.d.e.r.C.a.m. Spider like Playful Insect Un-Detectable but Easily Recognisable Camera And Machine. Press the button on the side and it becomes a spider like camera. It is controlled by this remote control, try using the joystick"

Nigel pushed the button and it came to life. He moved the spider around and it scurried over to me. I pushed it away and Numbah 190 closed it down. He then pulled out a belt with small containers and handed it to Abby.

"This belt contains all of the essentials for spying and investigating. On this belt are smoke bombs, binoculars, hanging cord and small tools"

Then Numbah 190 took out a long thin stick wrapped in a brown bag case and handed it to Kuki "because your role in the group is distraction, we have decided to give you a baseball bat for your protection"

"So it shoots something out of the end?" asked the ditsy Japanese girl and Numbah 190 sighed.

"No, it's just a baseball bat"

The last thing in the case was two small, grey poles. Numbah 190 held them in front of me, grinning, "we all know at that you love to fight, Numbah 4. So we set up these prototypes for you. Push the button"

I did what he told me to and suddenly, two laser blades came out of the top of the poles, surprising me. I fell backwards into Kuki's arms. I looked up and blushed at the girl above me. Okay, I'll admit it. I kinda have a crush on Kuki, I've had it for ages and my secret almost got out when that King Sandy kid (A/N: See Operation B.E.A.C.H) tried to marry Kuki. So I got out of her hands, muttered thanks and looked at the laser swords that I was holding.

"Yep. State of the art laser swords. The only two in the world and you get to test them out!"

"Crikey!"

Abby looked at me, grinning, while Nigel was examining the swords. He seemed very interested in them. As he was asking Numbah 190 some questions, Kuki, Abby and I were having an interesting conversation.

"So what do you think those dorks are doing to Numbah 2?" asked Abby as Kuki looked as if she would start to cry. I interrupted with something that should cheer her up.

"It doesn't matter because we're going to get him back before they do anything to him!"

Kuki smiled as I said this and I felt my cheeks go bright red. Damn my crush on Kuki. Why does it make me blush in front of her all of the time?

So ten minutes later we were on the bus again, going to the Delightful Children's mansion to rescue our captive comrade. Comrade? I've been spending too much time with Nigel! I pulled out the swords and examined them again. Nice. They were easy to hold and I could grip them easily. I couldn't wait to use them. I looked around at the others. Nigel looked fearless once again but Abby was biting her nails. Abby, nervous? Those two words aren't usually in the same sentence! Kuki was looking out of the window of the view and I think she waved to someone a few times. She was happy and jumpy as usual. I looked back at Abby. She was still biting her nails so she must think something is wrong with Numbah 2. The roof of the mansion came into sight and we landed on top of a garden statue. We filed out and walked around the wall, keeping a good look out for those children. Father wasn't around; he was away being handled by other KND members so we only had the Delightful Losers (must say that is my favourite insult for them) to worry about. We got around into the house with no problem; we got into the entrance hall with no one stopping us. It was almost as if they wanted us to come and save Hoagie! Like a trap! But I don't think they are that smart, although if I say that aloud they would say that I couldn't talk. I had one hand on one of my swords just in case and I could see that Abby had her hands on a smoke bomb too. We were all very quiet and nervous about the situation, except for Numbah 3, who was humming the tune to that la-la-la song she always sings and skipping. Numbah 1, Numbah 5 and I all turned round at the same time and hissed "shhhhhh!" and she stopped her song. Some footsteps were heard above and the pole for the swords came out of my hoddie pocket, I almost turned them on in fright. We all ran below the stairs and we could see six pairs of feet walk by. Wait, did I just say six? There are only five Delightful Dorks, so what's with the extra two feet? It looked like Nigel and Abby were thinking the same thing but Kuki's face was only set to one expression, joy. I sighed and looked back at the feet. I could see two dresses (the bottoms) and four pairs of blue pants so the sixth pair of shoes belonged to a boy. I heard a few words of their whispered conversation, "Foolish Kids Next Door" and "a trap" but that was it. We All huddled together to form a plan and in the end, Abby was to distract them because by now they must know that Kuki was a distraction. Abby walked around the back of those dorks and had to pretend not to see them and be looking for Hoagie. She went out and we all wished her good luck.

"Hoagie?" whispered Abby when she was behind the Delightful Dorks but it was loud enough for us to hear "Hoagie, are you there?"

"Yes I am"

We all jumped when we heard this answer to the question. Numbah 3 hit her head on the stairs so we were revealed from our hiding spot. We all looked round to try and see where the voice came from, but sadly, Kuki saw him first.

"Num... oh!" she fainted at the sight of him and I ran over to catch her. I was glad that I had caught her but my glee was short lived. As I looked up, I saw why Kuki had fainted. There standing in front of us by the Delightful Losers, with the freaky blue eyes, a strange blue suit and a big, scary grin on his face, was Hoagie P. Gilligan Jr, codename Numbah 2.

HA! Left you with a cliffhanger there! You'll just have to wait for the next chapter!

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