Sakura's Dating Game

by HockeyGirlRawr

Ever since Sasuke abandoned Konoha her love life went down the drain. Now at 17 her friends think it time to have some fun with the boys of Konoha, the Akatsuki, and the Sound ninja's as they take her on a date. She has to spin the wheel to see who she go

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto. or the horoscope idea that was all from 'the dating game book'

P.s this is a fanfic where in your reiews you can put who you want Sakura to date next and what kind of date. Example: ItaSaku on a bra shopping date (be creative).

LEAVE COMMENT. they make me happy :3 and I'm going to wait for the first 10 comments before I write the next chapter so I can write about the date for the most popular.

The Sakura Dating Game Show

To: ToughGirlsWearPink

From: Your daily horoscope

YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE TODAY IS:CAPICORN

Today is so freaking messed up! Yeah this is the day when your friends get tired of that pathetic thing you call a love life so their going to make a gameshow at your expense. Congrats! you've just turned from a complete washout to a complete slut, you'll sit there on the couch trying to look sexy while a bunch of guys watch you,drooling. Sorry this horoscope is screwed up, but don't start thinking I'm sniffing glue I'm just listening to Black Eyed Peas and their song 'Don't Phunk with my Heart'.

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Sakura snorted as she finished reading her horoscope. She and her friends subscribed for it just for fun, now everyday in the morning she gets them delivered from her newspaper boy, Jello who really is Genma's little brother who has a food obsession with cherry jello, they live right across the street from her. At first they thought the horoscope was just a waste of their money, but they accually cheer her up in the morning. Sakura spun around in her chair as she chucked the horoscope scroll onto her night stand, wheeling her way to the bath room so she can take her daily shower. Team Kakashi was meeting on their bridge in half an hour, and she didn't to be late so Sai can harass her.

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She is now a 17 year old kunoichi, she is well respected for her inhuman strength and her medic skills. She has the title of head of the medic team to prove to those she was the best, even surpassing her teacher, the sixth hokage of Konoha, Tsunade. It's been five years since Sasuke left her on the cold hard bench to go find power with that child molestor, Orochimaru. But she was over joyed when instead of transferring his soul into Sasuke's body, Orochimaru made Sasuke form a team. All of this because of one man who Sasuke will spend his whole life hunting down and trying to avenge his whole clan, the man he was chasing after was his own older brother the one who he used to look up to, none other than Itachi Uchiha an S-class Akatsuki member.

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She stopped infront of the mirror and started making funny faces at herself "Who would want to date me?" she thought out loud, shrugging she stepped into the hot shower that was already running.

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Somewhere in Konoha:

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All the guys from Rookie 9 and Team Gai were all sitting around in a opening in the forest waiting for the girls and the sensei's to arrive so they can start training. Kiba and Naruto were entertaining them selves by snapping spitballs at eachother with a elastic band occasionally aiming at the back of Neji's head. Neji was getting pissed off at Naruto and Kiba, especially when they discovered his blind spot. Chouji was sitting by Shikamaru eating his potatoe chips while the genius watched the clouds go by. Shino was looking for a new bug for his collection, a butterfly landed on Sai's nose which caught Shino's attenton, it was a a rare one. "Sai don't move" Shino mumbled coming closer, poor Sai he had a fear of butterflies so he was trembling and sweating hard core. While Shino was trying to grab the butterfly from Sai's nose, Lee was doing 500 pushups with one finger yelling something about youth.

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Everything was peaceful until Sakura came sprinting around the corner, screaming at the top of her lungs. Once she reached the boys, she took a look behind to make sure whatever was chasing her was gone. After a few seconds of hyperventing she started to explain "Well.. I was getting out off the shower when this pink portal started chasing me, I just had time to change when it followed me everywhere I went, than it tried sucking me in so I ran like hell and led it here to you guys" she smiled, and the boys sweat dropped.She resume her fighting postion, Sai swirled his finger around his ears at Sakura's back, everyone nodded in agreement and started laughing until a portal jumped from under them and sucked all the guys in. Poor Sakura was the only one left waiting at the meeting place until the other girls come, she was pacing up and down "I should go tell the hokage the boys got sucked in a portal or... I can go get ice cream" she headed towards the ice cream stand.

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Kitchen in Orochimaru Lair:

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"I have a bad feeling about today, Orochimaru-kun" Kabuto said while he stuffed a spoonful of lucky charms into his mouth. Orochimaru nodded "Yes, theres something in the air" "There was something in the air that night, the stars so bright" Inner Orochimaru started singing in his head. Sasuke entered the room, instantly turning on his Sharingan when he felt the electriity that hung in the air "Something is about to happen" a green portal came out from the ceiling and sucked in Orachimaru, Kabuto, and Sasuke. Karin walked into the room, sucking on a popsickle "..?".

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In the Akatsuki Living Room:

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"I'm just saying it's going to be a pain in the ass to extract the kyuubi from that blonde boy,Naruto, why can't we just offer him a spot in the Akatsuki?" Kisame asked while looking at the corner where he thought the leader was. The Akatsuki rubbed his chin "I'm over here Kisame" he said from the other corner of the room ".. and yes prehaps we can" he added. Itachi shook his head "he won't accept the offer, haven't you heard? his dream is to become Konoha's hokage he won't give in so easy". Each of the Akatsuki sunk back into the leather couches, no one said a word, only Tobi's xbox could be heard until Deidara said "Well Itachi seems like Naruto has a stalker,un" the Uchiha glared at the snickering blonde before chucking a shoe at his head. When the feeling of electricity came into the room all the Akatsuki jumped into fighting postion, except Tobi who was too into killing all the alien on Halo 2 to notice the situration.

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A black portal came through the front door and sucked up the Tobi, Deidara, Kazuka, and Kisame's Samahada. "NOOOooo!" Kisame jumped right in the portal, Itachi was losing his control of his chakra in his feet when he slipped and the portal sucked him up. Zetsu had his green part of his head clutch on the other door frame which was on the other side of the room when he sneezed and let go, the portal pulled him in. Hidan was screaming like a little girl holding his sword with a death grip, it was lodged into the floor, the Akatsuki leader kicked it and Hidan gave him the middle finger before getting lost into the blackness. The Akatsuki leader just dove into it head first. Sasori just rubbed his temple before chasing after his partner, doing a kick ass awesome flip he started spinning into the portal too.

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A blue haired girl with a white flower tucked behind her ear came into the room just as the portal disappeared, she took one look at the living room which was completely dismolished from the recent attach "whatever the fuck happened here I'm not cleaning this mess up" and walked away.

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The Jounin Room:

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"Should we get going to see our team now?" Asuma asked Kakashi who was laughing at one of Genma's perverted jokes. Kakashi looked down at his watch, and nodded "but wait I have to think of an excuse" he rubbed his chin for a second before smiling "Batman needed my help stopping the joker from taking over the world, I'm a hero". Everyone just sweat drop before getting up to leave since they all needed to go see Iruka for their missions.

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When Kakashi opened the door there was a red portal behind it, slowly sucking in loose items from the ninja's, he quickly shutted it and placed his back on it "What the hell was that!" Gai pointed at Kakashi. Kakashi was about to say a hip answer when the door broke down and sucked up Kakashi. Gai eyes twitched "Kakashi! my enternal rival get back here! You still owe me a dollar!" and dove in head first. Asuma's cigarette was blown into the portal so he also chased after it, everyone just sweat dropped and clung to the nearest chair. The portal soon grew tired of the clinginess to the chairs so it just tripled the wind power and sucked everything up from the room.

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Anko came into the room with Dango in her mouth, her eyes were closed savoring the taste so she didn't see the portal suck it self up. Opening her eyess she saw the huge mess, "Oh hell no! I'm not getting blame for this mess!" and she poofed into smoke.

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In the Academy Gym:

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Ino looked at her watch "The portals we sent out should be coming any second now" right after that comment 4 colorful portals popped out of nowhere. The boys from Konoha spilled out of the shimmary pink one (Ino had made that one) and landed on eachother in a awkward postion. Neji had landed on Kiba, each of them got a faceful of crouch before they pushed eachother off. Lee had caught Shino in his arm since he was the only one that landed on his feet, they both looked eachother in the face before they both screamed and Lee dropped Shino on his ass. Sai had somehow ended up strandling Shikamaru's waist, Shikarmaru (even if it was too troublesome) punched Sai in the face sending him sliding across the room before he hit his head on the wall.

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The green portal was making alot of gurgling sounds before Orochimaru, Kabuto, and Sasuke were spit out. Sasuke fell on his face but quickly got into fighting postion. Orochimaru landed on his feet, lifting up his sleeves so he can attack his capturer with his thousand snake technique. Kabuto landed doggy style while sliding across the gyms floor which was waxed that morning, losing his glasses in the process. While he was looking for his huge glasses which he can't see without them, Orochimaru and Sasuke observed where they were trapped, Sasuke was surprised to see his old comrades pushing eachother and calling eachother gay. "Kukuku seems like you got sucked in a portal too" Orochimaru smirked as the Konoha ninja's slowly turned their head towards him. Each of them got into battle stance, they all charged at eachother and when they were about to collide when the black portal in the middle of them started spinning hard core.

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From the black portal Deidara jumped out, and landed into a pose. Than Sasori came out also strucking a pose, Kisame followed right after. Zetsu came stubbling but soon after he regained his balance and got into a fighting postion. Itachi did a cool flip, landing and followed what the others were doing. The Akatsuki leader did a western roll, Kazuka and Hidan Jump opposite of eachother and landed exactly on time. The all were in fighting postion but it looked cool how they were all standing. Than the portal hiccupped, spitting out Tobi onto his back with his arm and legs sticking up, he slid across the waxy floor before colliding with Kabuto who was still looking for his glasses. Tobi picked up the glasses and tried them on before he tapped Kabuto on the shoulders "Here you go". Kabuto saw a blurry orange and black thing that handed him his glasses, when he placed them on his eyes he saw Tobi gleaming down "Thanks".

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"Tobi! You idiot we're Akatsuki! We're Evil un! Not the boy scouts!"Deidara shouted, Tobi was nodded and punched Kabuto in the face sending him sliding across the floor. Tobi quickly got up and joined the Akatsuki, who looked bored now.

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"wow, this is really messed up" All the Akatsuki's head turned to his voice, they all smirked in an evil like way before running towards Naruto the Kyuubi vessel. Deidara got there first, tucking Naruto under his arm before making his way back to the Akatsuki. On his way he past Sasori "Oh what now! un I got 2 Bijuu un, You none! In your face! un" Deidara taunted while Sasori pouted. "What do I do now, un?" Deidara asked before handing Naruto to the leader, poor Naruto struggled but couldn't escape, so he just went limp.

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"Give him back, bastard!" Kiba shouted, he was running towards them when he was pushed over "ITACHI I'LL KILL YOU!" Itachi smacked his forehead as he watched his younger brother running towards him. "Chidori!" Sasuke shouted, he was too focased on Itachi he didn't even notice his chakra was missing. He striked Itachi in the stomach, Itachi just glanced down at his tummy before cracking up laughing. He was rolling on the floor, while Sasuke tried getting the Chidori to work "hahah! I'm going to die from lack of air! that was pitiful, foolish little brother!" Itachi gasped for air. After that everyone tried to use their chakra, the only one that was able was Naruto with his red chakra that came from the Kyuubi.

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The red portal started coming to life and choked, before all the Konoha jounin and some chunin came rolling out, they looked at eachother than at Orochimaru than Akatsuki, than at Naruto who was still in the middle of the people who was trying to kill him as they observe his red chakra. Than Kakashi saw Sasuke in Emo corner giving his older brother the evil eye, while Itachi patted Naruto on the head. "Wow this is some Dr.Phil shit right here." Kakashi said before he made his way towards Sasuke, but he was stopped by Orochimaru "he's mine, bitch". "Hey! what if we're in the Dr.Phil house! we are all messed up in the head" Genma smiled, he was about to tell everyone a perverted joke when another portal appeared, a purple one.

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Kankurou and Gaara popped out, Kankurou had his pj's on and Gaara had wet sloppy hair and only a towel wrapped around his waist. Blushing, Gaara made sure his towel was secure "It's night time in Suna so.. yeah" he rubbed the back of hi head, closing his eyes. When he opened them Deidara was an inch away from his face "Un? your still alive?" Gaara screamed, pushing Dediara away and ran to the nearest corner. Deidara pouted "rude much, un he could've said thanks since now he can sleep, bastard, un" he stormed back to Sasori. Kiba looked frantically around him, searching for something "Akamaru isn't here!" one second later a teeny tiny blue portal came in the corner, Akamaru jumped out, barking at the portal until he heard his owners voice. They ran at eachother in slow motion while music played in the background, everyone wiped a happy tear as Kiba and Akamaru hugged.

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The Akatsuki leader was trying to convince Naruto to accept the Akatsuki postion "theres ramen..." he added, he saw Naruto face grew happy "..never ending ramen" Kakashi came storming by, tucking Naruto under his arm mumbling "jerk" and left. "Ok Shikamaru what the hell is happening?" Neji asked getting quite annoyed that he felt like a caged bird again, Shikamaru went into his thinking postion, shutting his eyes in the process. Everyone, even the Akatsuki moved closer so they were only an inch away from his face, "I got it!" Shikamaru snapped open is eyes only to see everyone hovering over him. He screamed like a girl, than everyone screamed like a girl right back. When everyone calmed down they looked at Shikamaru again "I forgot thanks to you guys" he pouted and went back to his thinking postion. "I remembered!" he shouted, opening his eyes again, there was everyone and inch away from his nose. Once again everyone screamed "EEEEE" "Oh great! I forgot again!" again he went back to his thinking postion. This happened about 6 more times before Shikamaru went to face a corner, he felt hot breathe on his neck than too.

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Thirty minutes later, "The girls aren't here, they planned this." Shikamaru stated simply, everyone fell on their back. They heard evil laughing coming from the stairs that lead to the music room, where the dj plays for the dances. "Nice job Shikamaru it only took you guys 3 hours to figure it out" Tenten said while she walked down the stairs wearing a pink spagetti straped dress. Hinata followed behind her in light blue jeans and a black baby tee, it complimented her body "Y-you are all here, we're making a gameshow called 'Who's the last one standing' as you all figured out you have no chakra so killing eachother well be harder. You have one day to kill eachother or everyone dies." she laughed manically. "Oh and everyone, whoever kills Neji first gets a special bonus" everyone looked at Neji's terrified face, it looked like he was going to shit himself. Temari came down the stairs in her normal black dress "Hinata that isn't very nice thats not why their here, their here for a dating gameshow silly, thats why theres a stage over there with 2 wheels Ino will explain the rest, but why Hinata?" she chuckled and simply replied "I-i wanted to see his face, it read 'Oh my god i'm going to die a virgin'" they both laugh. Neji was about to tackle Hinata when she pressed a button on the remote she was holding, Neji started get shocked "There are shockers on everyone so don't kill eachother".

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Ino came down the stairs in a long purple dress "Hi boys! We're the host of this gameshow, I'm Ino, thats Tenten,Hinata,and Temari. See those two big wheels over there?" she pointed at two huge wheels standing on the stage it had all the boys name on them, every single one so this must have been planned. The second one had all these types of date some wacky, some romantic, and some were casual 'Amusement Park' and 'Bra Shopping' were one of the many types. "Well the person your all competing for will spin the first wheel with your names on it, whoever it lands on than spins the second one to determine what date, simple? than after your date we'll take a look if your the one for our person, have any question? raise a hand" she smiled as a couple were rose into the air.

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"Y-yes Tobi?" Hinata asked as she pointed to the teenager with the black and orange mask "who are we competing for?" Deidara elbowed him in the head and Tobi fell to the floor. "Your an idiot,un it's obvious for that hot pink haired kunoichi, un" he shook his head in disappointment at Tobi. Kisame than raised his head, Tenten pointed at him "Is she like ugly, becuase I don't know Deidara's taste, and if she isn't what the hell

wrong with her?". Tenten rubbed the back of her head "She's the number one most wanted kunoichi in Konoha it's just that ever since Sasuke left her on the bench she kinda forgot about her love life and just work on becoming the best kunoichi" Sasuke faced the wall and scowled.

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Temari pointed her fan at Kakashi "I'm her freaking sensei!!" he shouted, Temari just shrugged and Kakashi fell to the ground. Ino pointed the mike she had in her hands at Kabuto "how do we end the date?" Ino smiled at that question "To end a date with Sakura, both of you would have to kiss on the lips. and the kiss must be over 9.0 to end it" everyone gave her a questioning look. Hinata grabbed the mike "T-theres a meter over there" she used the mike to point at a flashy mike with 0.0 to 10.0 "I-it's called the aw-a-meter it helps determine if the kiss was worth it or not" Everyone took in the information before Neji lifted up his hand, Tenten pointed at him "Where is Sakura?", the girls sweat dropped "She's been somehow advoiding the portals" Ino sighed. A Rainbow portal popped out of nowhere, you could hear Sakura.

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"You know what Portal? Today you die!" everyone heard a scream and a rubber chicken went through the portal and hit Asuma in the head. Everyone gave the portal a weird look before glancing at the girls for an explanation "Well.. we had to take away your weapon so you don't kill eachother, her kunai just turned into a chicken when it passed though the portal. so don't worry your weapons are safe at your homes" Kisame looked at the sword he was carrying around, he really thought it was his Samahada, once again he lifted up his hand "what the hell am I holding than?" he asked "C-candy" Hinata smiled as he licked it.

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Somewhere at the Akatsuki:

The little blue haired girl with the white flower laid under a pile of weapons "ow..." she groaned, sitting up she caught a glimpse of the Samahade "Kisame never lets me near his precious sword". She started poking it with a corndog, Samahada growled and ate the corndog in one bite "Awesome!" she shouted running to the kitchen to feed it random things. The next hour she spent feeding it mayo. horse radish. Kisame's goldfish, and lots more.

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Back to the Gym:

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"O,k this is going to be aired on tv so we need to make you guys look sexy. and Gaara if your towel falls Temari's going to be scarred for life" Tenten laughed as Gaara clutched his towel. The girls placed thei hands together and began summoning 'their' (since they can control it) chakra. After a burst of light blinded eveyone, they opened their eyes to see their tuxes the same color as their old outfits "D-don't worry you clothe been transported safely home" hinata smiled.

Somewhere in Orochimaru Lair:

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Saigetsu was attacked by Orochimaru, Sasuke and Kabuto's clothe.With an evil grin he started trying on each of their clothe and started singing to micheal jackson cd when he tried on Orochimaru's outfit which was a little too baggy.

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Back with the Game Show:

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It was about two minutes they waited until the rainbow portal started coming back to life, it was right above the couch in the middle of the stage. Sakura dropped from the sky and onto the couch, but than she bounce right off behind the couch. There was a puff of smoke, one minute passed until she finally peeked her head from behind the safety of the couch, when she saw her friends she came out, but when she saw the Akatsuki and Orochimaru's face, her eyes grew wide. "How did you get sucked in Sakura-chan?" Shino asked, Sakura rubbed the back of her head "it tricked me with ice cream" everyone sweat dropped."Come here and I'll explain Forehead-Girl" Ino said from her chair, Sakura lifted up her red silky dress and sat at the edge of the stage. Five minutes later "You Bastard!" Sakura shouted and made a jump at Ino, in mid air Ino pressed the button in fear. In the middle of her jump Sakura was zapped, she stayed in the air for a few seconds before she fell down. Later she was pouting on the couch "Aren't you happy I put the shocker on her too?" Ino asked, a high heel was chucked at her head. When they turned Sakura was only wearing one shoe.

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"Ok Sakura now that your calmed down and kind of excited about this can you spin wheel number 1!" Temari shouted into the mike. The Gameshow begun, lights dimmed down and a spotlight shone at Sakura as she moved towards the huge shimmary wheel. She gave it a tiny spin since if she used her strength they would've been there forever waiting for it to stop.

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Everyone's head went around and around, Tobi woke up from unconsciousness and crossed his fingers.

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"Who will it be to go on the first date with Sakura on the first date? You decide" Ino said pointing at the viewers who were reading this until Zetsu came up from behind "Who are you even talking to?" the green side said "She looks yummy.. lets eat her" the black side said. Ino freaked out and ducked from the screen.

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