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Itachi had two things running through his head when he first came to the akatsuki. One was how he was going to survive. The second was how hot his new partner was. With his taught blue skin, giant muscles, and dangerous personality, the shark guy seemed irrisistable.
But now Itachi was in a pickle. He had been checking out Kisame for a couple of years, and he knew Kisame had been checking him out for the last couple of months too. Until recently he would have thought that Kisame taking an interest in him would have been a wonderful thing, but now not so much.
You see, ever since Itachi had to go see Zetsu at the infirmary a while back, he had growing feelings for the cannibal. And he knew the bi-colored man had some interest in him as well from the lingering touches, the occasional puppy dog looks, and the way he talked to him.
Now he had two, over the limit of sexiness, muscular, powerful, animalistic like men after his own heart.
What's a weasel to do?
=== AU: Yes, this is the start of a new drabble series between Kisame, Itachi, and Zetsu.