Demon Bunny!
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DEMON BUNNY:
Harry, Ron, Hermione were walking down the hallways on their way to potions when stopped by Professor Snape.
"You're plotting against me! I know it! AHHHHH! A million points off Gryffindor! MOMMY!" Snape cried running back to the potion dungeons.
"A million points? Do we even have a million points?" Ron whispered.
"Forget it! We're going to be late to potions." Hermione said
"Brilliant" Harry muttered.
They made their way down to potions, and sat down.
"Now! Write down the notes on the board! Cough I'm on to youcough" Snape said, smirking and glaring at the trio.
"What is wrong with him?" Ron said.
"Ron! Take notes so I don't have to do it for you." Hermione whispered.
After potions ended, they headed for lunch, running into Ginny on the way.
"Hey guys what's up?" Ginny greeted them. "Hey Have you noticed Snape? He apparently thinks you're plotting against him.
"Yeah. He was FREAKING OUT in potions." Ron said, "He's paranoid about something."
"I heard that!" Snape whimpered, "So you admit it! Bwahahahahahahaha! I'm so telling on you!"
Snape yelled and ran off screaming like a girl.
"What's his problem?" asked a randomly places bunny, stealing Ron's wallet. "Bwahaha!" it added as hopping away madly.
"What is this school coming t-, MY WALLET! Come back here you- you DEMON BUNNY!" Ron yelled, following the bunny.
'One down' Snape thought to himself.
"Come on, let's go to lunch, I'm hungry." Harry added, "We'll find him later"
But after lunch, they couldn't find him anywhere. Then the bunny that stole Ron's wallet popped up.
"Hey you! Where's Ron?" Harry yelled.
"Hmm…" The bunny said, "I think he got eaten by a PLATYPUS somewhere in the dark forest."
"Okay, come on Harry, let's go eat yogurt!" Hermione yelled skipping away.
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