I stumbled across this while going through old documents on my computer. It's a wizards' chatroom, and currently has no plot or ending. The lack of punctuation/capitals in places is intentional. If you like it, post a review and I'll continue it. Enjoy.
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DragonFang: hey everyone, its Harry
Chudleyfan001: wicked name harry
DragonFang: thanks ron. like yours too
Chudleyfan001: chyeah. point for quidditch
EggHead: hello friends, it's Hermione here
Chudleyfan001: hey hermie. whats with the name
Chudleyfan001: ?
DragonFang: hey Hermione
EggHead: it's a muggle thing, Ron.
DragonFang: its fitting Hermione
LordCrucio signed on.
SlitheringDragon signed on.
EggHead: ...that's an interesting name, LordCrucio.
DragonFang: who are you LordCrucio?
Chudleyfan001: who the hell is this guy? and whos the other dude
SlitheringDragon: Take a guess, Weasel.
Chudleyfan001: you message has been censored
DragonFang: shove it, malfoy
SlitheringDragon: Oh, but I have so much fun insulting you. I could switch to cracking about your parents if you like.
SlitheringDragon: or in your case, Scarhead, lack of them.
EggHead: stop it, Malfoy.
Chudleyfan001: message has been censored
SlitheringDragon: Quit while you're behind, my poor friend. Otherwise you'll be banned.
SlitheringDragon: On second thought, please continue.
Chudleyfan001: message has been censored
Chudleyfan001 has been prevented from sending messages.
SlitheringDragon: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
DragonFang: wipe that damn smirk off your #)&#) face Malfoy.
SlitheringDragon: Why don't you try the Weasel's tactic? It's much more amusing.
DragonFang: why dont you back off?
SlitheringDragon: Why don't you make me.
EggHead: stop it, you two.
SlitheringDragon: Stay out of this, mudblood.
DragonFang: if you call her that one more time Malfoy
SlitheringDragon: You'll what? Sic your dead godfather on me? Why was it he died again? Oh yeah, because of you. It's your fault he's dead, Potter.
EggHead: you know it's not, Harry. You know it's not.
DragonFang: dont you ever say that again
SlitheringDragon: There you go with the empty threats again. Don't you realize that you can't do anything to me?
DragonFang: ill get Lucius to crucio you. im sure hed be happy. his only son. how can you even call him your father?
SlitheringDragon signed off.
Chudleyfan001 can now send messages.
Chudleyfan001: whew finally. good going harry you managed to get him to sign off. guess he couldnt handle the insult
EggHead: Harry, maybe...
Chudleyfan001: dont say it hermione. you know malfoy deserved that one
SlitheringDragon signed on.
Chudleyfan001: aw damn hes back
Chudleyfan001: hows dear old dad malfoy?
EggHead: Ron, don't.
SlitheringDragon: Shut up.
Chudleyfan001: whyd you sign off so suddenly? words finally get to you?
Chudleyfan001: or was it the crucio that did it?
SlitheringDragon: I said, shut up.
EggHead: Ron, shut up.