Every 10 years, the twins had a family reunion. Or, better yet, their mother planned of course. Kamui hated family reunions. Sure, there was great food, and most of the family elders fawned over them (and Kamui loved to be awed over; it made him feel so good) but there was something that bothered him. Their cousins. No, not their older cousins, who were always fun to hang around with, but their younger cousins. Kamui couldn't say that he hated them (His mother would slap the crack out of his behind if he said so) but he just couldn't stand being around them. They would always crawl over him, and bite him and his belongings, and it annoyed constantly. Subaru, on the other hand, loved children. He loved to play with the new born babies. Kamui thought that he was a freak for thinking that these little beasts were cute, but Subaru had told him why.

"Kamui, they're so cute! Just look at them! They have fat faces, and tiny little hands, and- oh! And they're soft spots! I just love they're little soft spots! See? Aren't they adorable?" Kamui took a good, long look at the newest baby, and replied- No. He didn't see the adorable face that his twin saw. What he could see was a little trouble maker that had no respect for anything. Subaru rolled his eyes and took the infant in his arms. He cooed at the little thing and began talking to it in that goo-goo voice.

Kamui still didn't understand Subaru's affections for the little things. But babies weren't the worst part. The toddlers were. Kamui hated the 'terrible twos' stage. They would destroy everything in their path and would cry about it afterward. Their mother, Hokuto, had told him to get used to the idea of having a baby around the house. He had been told this for the past 16 months- his mother was pregnant. He didn't mind the idea of a little sibling, but the thought of a child that he saw only once every 10 years was a bother. Plus, out of the entire clan, the twins were the best behaved. It was they're mothers doing. Yes, Kamui loved her dearly, and would do just about anything for her, but when it came to punishment… she was mean. Their mother had a million phrases for whooping's. Of course, they didn't get spanked anymore, but she threatened them to where it looked like they did. She had many phrases, and she used them quite often.

'Boy, I will slap the white off your behind!' or maybe, 'Boy, I'm gonna put my foot up your behind so hard, you'll have toes for teeth.' Or better yet, 'boy, I will slap your name out of the phone book, and call them up and tell 'em I did it!' Kamui thought that they all worked efficiently. The last time he had gotten a beating was a few centauries ago. He couldn't even sit down for a week.

Yes, his mother had her psychotic moments, but the twins still loved her just the same. As the reunion went on, Kamui was forced to hide in the bathroom from the children. Of course, Subaru persuaded him to come out and face his fear. He did, taking small steps so if there was any danger, he could jolt away. At first, there weren't any signs of the children any where. So the lanky teenager came out and walked to the kitchen proudly. As he took a step in the kitchen, a sharp pain raced through his leg. Kamui looked down and saw his little cousin Momo biting into his leg. He yelped in pain and pushed her off. This was a bad idea, especially when dealing with children. The little girl sat on the ground, tears in her eyes. Her expression turned to anger. Subaru came in a few moments earlier with a plate of orderves in his hands. He hid behind Kamui with a fear in his emerald eyes. Kamui walked away and their aunts began to fawn over him.

"Oh, he's so handsome!" and "Hokuto did a good job, didn't she?" or even "Oh, he could make a grown man cry!" Kamui blushed and pushed his way out of the crowd or feathery woman. He then heard a familiar call from the kitchen.

"Kamui-sama, there's some one here to see you!" she called. Kamui walked to the kitchen. Who could it be? The entire family is already here, so who would want to see him at a time like this? He looked up at his mother and then at the person standing next to her. His eyes widened. No. It can't be… How? How did he find them? Kamui gulped and those red tinted glasses stared down at him, along with that sincere smile.

"Hello… Kamui."

"Fuuma…"

-A/N

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