This is a short skit off of Marvel Nemesis. I include all MY favorite characters, including myself. And, I'm not the guy who owns this. Because... screw it, I'm tired of explaining.
((Scene starts with Spider Man battling The Thing, the Human Torch battling Iron Man, and HazMat dueling Denariax. Everyone stops for a second))
Denariax: Why'd we stop?
Thing: Spider Man clogged his web.
Human Torch: Iron Man went bankrupt.
Denariax: We have no problem.
Hazmat: I was poking this turtle.
Denariax kills Hazmat off instantly and watches as Spider Man throws The Thing off a cliff and the Human Torch burns Iron Man to hell
Denariax: So, that leaves us?
Unknown voice: NEVER!
A girl dances in and goes in a dramatic pose.
Fault Zone: I am... uh... you just saw my title! MWAHAHA!
Denariax: I see. Spider Man versus the Human Torch, and me against this loonie. Winner of yours goes against the winner of ours, meaning me.
Fault Zone: DIE!
Denariax ducks down and watches Fault Zone die on a split.
Spider Man amazingly makes a webproof barrier, making sure the Human Torch can't hit him, making the fight inevitable, until Spider Man hits the Human Torch in the eyes, blinding him, and making him fall off the cliff.
Denariax: I guess it's just you and me... and that hobo over there.
Hobo: MINDYOUROWNBUSINESSFAG!
Spider Man kills the hobo, and is immediatly roundkicked in the side of the face.
Spider Man: WTF!
Denariax: We're fighting, dickwad.
Spider Man: Oh yeah.
Shao Kahn appears from nowhere
Shao Kahn: MORTAL KO-Gack!
Denariax had choked Shao Kahn to death for randomness.
Denariax: I guess... we should stop fighting.
Spider Man: Why?
Denariax: Do you wonder who I am? Who let you win your fights?
Spider Man: Your mom?
Denariax: ...
Denariax kills Spider Man and walks off.
DENARIAX IS ME, FUGGAHS!