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This time around me and umhiyayou combined our writing talent to bring you Fan girls 'r' us

And now a word from our hosta- I mean guest…

Ani- Say it!

Itatchi- WHY!?

Ani-Because if you don't I'll molest you more!

Itatchi- O-okay fine! They don't own me or any of the Naruto characters!

Ani-Thank you my love.

Three girls sit in a room completely decorated with purple and black furnishings. "In wood shop we have an assignment where we have to carve out an emotion in wood!" spoke a girl with lime green bangs covering one eye on a head of short raven hair. She wore rainbow colored clothes and had yellow eyes.

"Oh, let me guess your love for Akasuna?" Midori spoke in a voice laced with sarcasm. Midori had purple hair and a gothic/lolita outfit. She also sported a pair of stunning purple eyes. After she said this, a girl with chin length black hair that had blue and red streaks in it laughed. This particular girl had many piercing's, a black tee shirt, and black Capri's.

"Oh really Midori?" Celestial mocked. "Well I bet if you had the assignment you would do Shikamaruuuuuu, your one true looove!" After hearing this Ani clutched her side and choked on her laughter. Both the other girls turned to her and shouted "SHUT UP ANI!!"

"Make me!" she said gasping for air. And thus the glaring contest began. "I love you, you love me..." began coming out of Ani's bag.

"What the hell is that!!" Midori asked.

"That is my alarm and it means we are going to be late for school!"

"Oh no I'll miss Sasori!" Celestial spazzed. At this the girls began laughing and proceeded out the door.

While on the bus each girl thought of a way to get closer to their crush throughout the year... As the bus pulled into to Kosuna Boarding Academy each girl jumped for joy at the sight of their crushes. "Oh sweet Kami! Look it Sasori! Oh and he's with you know who Ani!"

"Oh and look my little Shika's over there and he's, oh no. He's chatting up that Temari bitch!" Midori exclaimed. All three girls got off the bus and grabbed their luggage. Everything was fine until Ani threw luggage at Celestial and ran over to glomp her weasel.

"Itatchi-Kun! Oh I missed you over the summer!" she shouted while snuggled against him.

"Oh no..." Itatchi muttered. -Inner Itatchi- 'Why!? Why ANOTHER fan girl! There's always one every year! And this chick is two years running!'

After about five minuets of that Celestial finally came over and pried Ani off of Itatchi. "S-sorry Itatchi-San. Ani we need to un pack.' she said. Itatchi noticed that while she said this she looked at Sasori.

While this was happening Midori made her way over to Shikamaru and Temari. "Hey Shikamaru! Oh hello slut, mind to tell me why your talking to my man?"

"Last I checked he approached me to strike up conversation!" Temari shot back.

"Oh I find that hard to believe!"

"YOU WANNA GO!"

"Ladies, ladies, please! No need to fight over me" Shikamaru cut in. "I mean I know I'm desirable but c'mon.."

"Shut up! This doesn't involve you!" They shouted at him. He scurried off to his corner with his ego temporarily deflated.

Just as the two were about to begin a fist fight Celestial walked over dragging Ani by her ear. She then garbed Midori by her ear and dragged her away telling her "C'mon we need to go to our dorm."

"Oh kami!" the rest of the student thought "the fan girls are at it again!"

(A/N If you flame you die!)

Celestial- And here is Sasori to tell everyone he loves you!

Sasori- I fing hate you all!!

Celestial- SAY IT OR DIE!

Sasori-I-I'm sorry….I love you all….

Celestial- Good boy