Title: "Etty-kett"
Author: Luvvycat
Characters: Pintel and Ragetti
Rating: PG
Prompt: Etiquette
Word count: 100
Disclaimer: PotC is Disney's, not mine. *sniff*
A/N: My very first drabble! WooHoo!
Summary: Pintel and Ragetti argue the finer points of etiquette.
"Etty-kett? Wot's that?" Pintel hissed, furrowing his bald brow.
"Them's the rules wot genteel society have ta say wot's perlite and wot ain't," Ragetti enunciated, haughtily. "An' it's good etty-kett to let someone else go first …"
Pintel waved his mate away. "Bollocks! In case ye ain't noticed, this ain't no garden party, it's a pirate ship. So the rules of etty-kett don't apply here, now do they? An' if we arse around arguin' the point, she'll have that dress on, an' no-one'll get to see nothin' …"
Ragetti sulked as Pintel leeringly set his eye to the peephole …