The Relationship Between Mort and… his Couch! By: MortRainey'sGal
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Secret Window or Mort Rainey (*grabs hair and screams Mort style*). A/N: This is a songfic about the relationship between Mort Rainey and… his couch. Yep, It's a weird topic. Oh, Well! PLZZ READ AND REVIEW! Rating: K+ Genre: Romance
The loneliness of nights alone
The search for strength to carry on
My every hope had seemed to die
My eyes had no more tears to cry
Then like the sun shining from up above
You surrounded me with your endless love
And all things I couldn't see are now so clear to me
You are my everything
Nothing your love won't bring
My life is yours alone
The only love I've ever known
Your spirit pulls me through
When nothing else will do
Every night I pray
On bended knee
That you will always be
My everything
Whenever I was feeling blue or sad or hurt or mad, you were always there to comfort me in my times of need. I know that you've been used a great deal over the last few years, but I'm just glad that you are here with me. My comfortable couch.
Now all my hopes and all my dreams
Are suddenly reality
You've opened up my heart to feel
A kind of love that's truly real
A guiding light that'll never fade
There's not a thing in life that I would ever trade
For the love you give and wont let go
I hope you'll always know
You are my everything
Nothing your love won't bring
My life is yours alone
The only love I've ever known
Your spirit pulls me through
When nothing else will do
Every night I pray
On bended knee
That you will always be
My everything
I'm always happy when you are near and sad when you are far away. I'm just glad that I can spent my life with you. My darling couch.
You're the breath of life in me
The only one that sets me free
And you have made my soul complete
For all time (for all time)
I love it when I'm sleeping on you and now,
I only have one thing to say to you, my love, and that is this: I LOVE YOU, COUCH!
You are my everything (you are my everything)
Nothing your love won't bring (nothing your love won't bring)
My life is yours alone (alone)
The only love I've ever known (oh no, no)
Your spirit pulls me through (your spirit pulls me through)
When nothing else will do (when nothing else will do)
Every night I pray (oh, I pray)
On bended knee (on my knee)
That you will always be
Be my everything
[Chorus repeats]
Every night I pray
Down on bended knee
That you will always be
My everything
Oh my everything
YES, MY COMFORTABLE, DARLING, AND LOVELY COUCH, I LOVE YOU!