We used to think video games were dumb
And a good series would never ever come
But thanks to Tidus and his funny ways
We have some way to waste away our days

If he will say it, then we can mock it
If there's humor in it, we'll ridicule it

Yuna said she could fly
The way she said it made her sound high
There's more than forty hours of game play
But we like it anyway
And our eyes are so sore
We can't look at Tidus any more
Anima makes us cry
And Seymour just won't die
I could go for some pie

It's freaky when Seymour goes
Lulu's dress defies all gravity
There are some heights that hair should not achieve
And Auron's arm is cold out of the sleeve

If Tidus says it, we will laugh at it
He's not a poet, he kills in one hit

Rikku's voice is too high
And Jecht's humor is very dry
Yu Yevon is so not a god
Just some freaky spider fraud
There's no gravity laws
And Yuna can't speak without a pause
The short man says don't cry
We want Tidus to die
Tell my mom I said hi

And can Kimahri speak?

He'll never say it, He never says sh!t
He'll talk just like Hulk can, he's just a smurf man

Tidus is a jock guy
And the sales went to the sky
If I look closely I think I can see
The future of Final Fantasy
Man, our fingers are sore
Random battles can be such a bore
But the series can't die
If it does, so will I
Kuja isn't a guy

Man, now I'm really hungry
I want pie!
I need pie!
Give me pie!
Yo, there's some in the fridge
Yummy pie!