Yes finally I got this fic out of my head and into a story. It's a funny thing the idea for this fic. In all actuality there was another fic I wanted to work on before this one, but then one day I was watching Elimidate (real funny dating show although not as funny as Fifth Wheel), and I remember that these two girls were making out with this guy, and then they looked over at the third girl and asked her why she didn't want to join, and she proceeded to say: "I don't want your sloppy seconds you wanna be lesbos."
So then I was like, "hmm I like that word…sloppy seconds….that sure would make a great title for a fanfic…" And then an idea hit me! Also I had just got done looking at one of the doujinshis I got at an anime convention. It was my favorite one, because it had such a sweet plotline about Seto stealing a kiss from Jonouchi. However, my version is much different, but the concept is about the same.
So I guess what I'm saying is that this story is a product of reading too much doujinshi and watching needless dating shows. Hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: ::Glares at readers suspiciously, while clutching onto her Yugi plushie. Suddenly a hand appears out of no where, slaps her with a court notice that states she doesn't own Yugioh in any way shape or form, and then takes the Yugi plushie away from her::
Sloppy Seconds
Chp1 Kiss the Boys
A playful touch, a light caress, a joining of two hearts starting from the lips and melded at the soul. And then in a moment it's over…
Jonouchi Katsuya felt his heart jump in his chest as he stared at the boy in front of him through wide honey eyes. He then slowly drifted his eyelids shut as his heart began to melt to degrees he never knew possible. All thoughts of reason and consciousness then fled his mind as he mentally stared out in front of himself and was surprised by what he saw. There before him was an extremely flushed blonde firmly locked in a passionate kiss with the last person he ever expected, Seto Kaiba!
::Next Scene::
Jonouchi let out a strained breath as he trudged his way up a steep flight of stairs. He then let out a low sigh as he reminisced on the reason he had come there. Lately Jonouchi had been constantly tardy for school and it was all due to a late part time job he had recently taken. However, he could never tell his teachers that was the reason he kept sleeping in because he wasn't even aloud to have an after school job. Especially a job that caused him to work graveyard shifts, but Jonouchi really had no choice. What with his dad spending all the rent money on booze they would both be booted out on the street in no time. Therefore, due to his constant tardiness Jonouchi's homeroom teacher had threatened to give him detention for a week if he was late one more time.
So then Jonouchi had to make a choice. There was no way he could be considered late if he never went to school at all. That was why Jonouchi decided to sneak on the roof until class ended and maybe catch up on his sleep. Sure he could have done that at his house, but Jonouchi wasn't really fond of his home life. Not with his drunken abusive father always there, and if he hung out anywhere else he would get caught playing hookie for sure and well he didn't even want to think of the consequences.
If he stayed here the worse that would happen would be his nosey homeroom teacher would call his house and ask why he was absent, and knowing his father he would be to intoxicated to give a damn, nonetheless remember the conversation in the morning.
Finally reaching the top of the roof Jonouchi took a moment to catch his breath before his eyes caught a sight that surprised him. "Kaiba?"
Seto was sitting on the floor of the roof leaned up against the building, typing diligently away at his laptop. So preoccupied was the young brunet by his work he didn't even seem to notice Jonouchi's presence not more then three feet away from him.
'This is gonna be good.' Smirked Jonouchi as he crept quietly towards the busy teen.
"Hello puppy." Droned Seto without even raising an eye.
'Damn…'"So what are you doing up here? Don't you know no one is allowed on the roof?" Questioned Jonouchi sourly. He didn't want to show it, but he was more then a little upset that he had lost his chance to scare the impenetrable Seto Kaiba. He at least wanted to see the brunet jump and if he was lucky he might have even managed to get him to fall off the roof.
Jonouchi smiled grimly at the thought as he continued to only wish.
"I should be saying the same to you." Shrugged Seto as he seemed unaffected by the others queer smirk.
"Well I have an excuse." Seto raised a brow to Jonouchi, signifying that he was curious, but not enough to divert his eyes or his attention away from his work. "I'm a delinquent. I can do whatever I damn well please."
Seto let out a small arrogant laugh as his typing speed began to slow but didn't exactly stop. The triumphant smirk on Jonouchi's face was too much for Seto not to be willing to crush. "Yeah, so. And I'm rich. I can do whatever I damn well please also!"
"So I figured Moneybags!" Chortled Jonouchi. He then approached Seto and stood directly over the boy and hummed. "Soooo whatcha doin?
Seto's face tightened out of irritation as Jonouchi completely blocked off all the light to his computer. "Something much too complicated for your simple mind to grasp so would you please mind backing off."
Jonouchi merely grunted in response as he decided to step away without any fuss and leaned his head on the wall next to Seto. He then let out a loud yawn and stretched his arms high into the air before his eyes wandered back down onto Seto's lap. He then blinked with confusion as he realized that Seto was right. He had absolutely no idea what the other was doing and there was no point in trying to figure it out. If he wanted to learn anything he would have went to school.
'Wait…I am at school…'Finally thoroughly bored Jonouchi began to whistle. He then coughed as he realized he had been mimicking the theme song to pokemon, before he tapped his foot on the ground irritably.
Seto felt his patience slip as he tried his hardest to ignore the blonde standing next to him. It wasn't until Jonouchi began to crack his knuckles and every other joint in his body that the young CEO finally snapped.
"Look puppy, why don't you go and do something constructive for a change. Like I don't know…jump off the roof!"
"You know what Seto! You're a complete Ass!" Barked Jonouchi as he felt entirely offended. How could Seto say such a thing when he hadn't even uttered a single word to the boy? Sure he had been thinking the same thing but that was beside the point.
"Better a complete 'Ass' then a half-wit like you." Drawled Seto arrogantly.
"That's it Seto! Me and you! Let's settle this once and for all!" Thundered Jonouchi as he yanked his jacket off and threw it to the floor. "Just two hits and it will all be over. That's right, me hitting you and you hitting the ground!"
Jonouchi slightly winced as Seto slammed his laptop shut. He then calmly took off his glasses and placed them in his front pocket.
Suddenly Jonouchi felt his nerve disappear as Seto stood to his feet and stared at him. It wasn't until then that Jonouchi realized just how tall the other was compared to him, however he didn't really care. Jonouchi had taken guys out twice Seto's size, then again Jonouchi couldn't forget what happened the last time he tried to attack Kaiba.
It was then that Jonouchi felt his blood completely freeze when Seto grabbed his chin roughly and forced Jonouchi to look him straight in the eyes. Had his veins not turned so cold from Seto's artic gaze, Jonouchi would have made a move of protest, but for some reason he just couldn't get his body to respond
"You know what." Smirked Seto as he pulled Jonouchi's face closer burying his icy orbs further into to Jonouchi's heart. "You talk way too much."
Jonouchi's eyes widened as he stared back at Seto in a stupor. Jonouchi could hardly believe what was going on. He then made of move to protest but realized he was unable to do so. How could he when Seto now had his lips captured in a heated kiss?
Now the only thing he could do was gaze at the other intently in order to read Seto's intentions through eyes but was unable to do so. Somehow Jonouchi's eyelids had fell shut as he melted into Seto's lips.
A severe heat was now surrounding his heart as all thoughts of reason left his mind. Never before had Jonouchi felt the touch of another's lips, although it was something he had imagined more than once before. However this was nothing like any dream Jonouchi had. The intensity of reality was by far overwhelming. It didn't even matter to Jonouchi that the person he was experiencing this with was Kaiba.
However Jonouchi's senses began to grow hazy as he felt his head go light and his body get weak. It was as though Seto was draining out all his life as his lips ravished the waning teens mouth. Then it finally hit Jonouchi. The bittersweet feeling of exhaustion was due to the blonde's sudden lack of oxygen.
Not wanting to end the moment Jonouchi instinctively opened his mouth to breath, but realized his mistake too late. Seto took this opportunity plunder Jonouchi's mouth as a new fire burned from within the boy.
The mixture of passion and the taste that was Seto was almost too much for Jonouchi to handle as a soft whimper escaped his throat followed by a stimulated moan. He then struggled against the brunet as he felt a conquering tongue try to overtake him from the inside out. Determined not to be beaten Jonochi fought back with as much force his light head and weak body could muster. He then leaned into Seto's chest for support and smirked by the aroused moan it elicited from the brunet's throat.
However, his small victory was quickly cut short as Jonouchi met his limits and nearly passed out. Their kiss was then violently broken when Jonouchi fell into Seto's chest. It was at that point he momentarily blacked out before his eyes popped open and he realized he was now being held in Seto's strong arms.
Lips finally apart, Jonouchi was no longer under the brunet's spell as reality hit him harder then he had ever been hit in his life. Jonouchi quickly pushed himself out of Seto's grip as he stepped back from Seto and looked at him in pure horror. He then brought a hand to his lips and blinked at the hand furiously. After what felt like more then a moment his eyes drifted away from the hand and back to Seto.
The brunet stared back at Jonouchi through cold emotionless eyes, and didn't utter a single word. Jonouchi opened his mouth to say something but stopped himself short of a breath. What was he suppose to say?
It wasn't until Seto gave Jonouchi a small queer smirk that Jonouchi felt his voice return.
"You…" Quivered out Jonouchi.
"Hmm." hummed Seto. He then muttered something else under his breath before he picked up his laptop and walked away.
"You…" Stammered Jonouchi again as it suddenly became the only word in his vocabulary. He then watched helplessly as Seto disappeared down the roof steps without so much of an explanation for his action's or even a goodbye.
::Next Scene::
"Hey Jou! What's up?" Greeted Yugi as he ran to catch up with his best friend.
"Dude, why weren't you in class today?" Exclaimed Honda as he followed behind Yugi.
"He was probably taking a snooze out on the roof." Laughed Anzu as she gave the guilty looking Jonouchi a sly glance.
"Jou…are you alright?" Questioned Yugi as he realized Jonouchi was staring at the ground as though he hadn't even heard them.
"What?" Exclaimed Jonouchi as he suddenly awoke from his daze. "I-I well uh…"
"Man you must be more tired then I thought." Frowned Anzu as she gave the blonde a concerned look and then put a hand to his forehead. "You don't seem to be sick…how late did you work last night?"
"Oh no. I'm fine." Assured Jonouchi as he turned a face away from Anzu's probing eyes.
"Well I don't know. You seem a little…out of it." Trailed Yugi as he searched Jonouchi's eyes.
"Yeah. And your all flushed." Added Anzu.
"Oh no! I'm perfectly fine. Couldn't be better!" Shouted Jonouchi loudly as he waved his hands into the air defensively. He then began to laugh dumbly causing all his friends to stare at him and sweat. "I just didn't go to class today because I didn't want to be late. Sensei told me that if I was late one more time she would give me detention for a week and well I couldn't have that. There is no way I'm gonna waste what little time I have between class and work at school!"
"Hmm, seems a little twisted that a teacher's attempt at making you take school more seriously resulted in you just not going at all." Grimaced Honda.
"Jou…" Started Yugi. "I don't think this job is really the best thing for you. Maybe Grandpa can give you a job at the game shop."
"Naa." Shrugged Jonouchi as he smiled back at Yugi reassuringly. "I don't want to trouble you and your grandpa anymore then I already have, besides the old stitch doesn't even pay you so what makes you think he would do that much for me?"
"He would if it meant help-"
"Yeah he would just do it out of charity and well that's okay." Interrupted Jonouchi as he patted his friend on the shoulder. "Besides I picked a late job on purpose. It's better I work at night so no one recognizes me. If I got caught with a part time job I would get killed for sure."
"Okay…only if you think you can handle it." Sighed Yugi with defeat.
"Aye I think I can handle it. I just need a few more weeks to get settled and I'm sure I'll get the hang of this!"
"You need to stop missing school now!" Snapped Anzu as she grabbed Jonouchi by the ear. "Otherwise you will be stuck at that dead end job for the rest of your life and you are so much better then that Katsuya!"
"Aiii-eiii ahhh!" Wailed Jonouchi as he struggled against Anzu's hold but failed. "Yes mam!"
Satisfied with Jonouchi's response Anzu finally released the blonde who immediately grabbed his ear in pain. "Yeah…I definitely won't be missin school tomorrow."
'There's someone I need to talk to.'
::Next Scene::
Jonouchi tossed in his bed for the fifth time that night, before he threw his pillow over his head and huffed. Throughout the night Jonouchi had gone through many stages of emotion as he continued to torture himself.
First embarrassment: How could he have let Seto kiss him? He was better then that!
Then guilt: Why did he enjoy it? How could he have enjoyed it? This was Seto for gods sake!
Eventually denial: He was just tired. He hadn't gotten any sleep the night before. How could anyone expect him to think clearly, and he always seemed to lose it around Seto. It wasn't his fault that he let Seto kiss him and somehow fooled him into liking it.
However now Jonouchi had reached the final stage, anger. Jonouchi wasn't much of a sentimental person. Maybe on a few occasions he would be, especially when it came to his friends or his little sister, but for the most part he wasn't.
However Jonouchi did have his moments and this just happened to be one of his most sensitive areas. There was a reason Jonouchi had never been kissed before and that reason dated far back into his childhood.
When Jonouchi's parents were still together he and Shizuka were never apart. She was literally his best friend! They did everything together! However as Jonouchi got older he began to realize there were other girls besides Shizuka around him. Girls that he could do things with that he would never dream of doing with his sister, and well what with all the television and manga he saw Jonochi decided maybe he could experiment with them.
That was until his sister found out about his plans. The first time he ever tried to kiss another girl Shizuka got so mad she ran away and didn't talk to him all day. Finally when Jonouchi asked her why she literally chewed him out for something he didn't even get a chance to do yet.
She then went on a rant about how Jonouchi should never kiss another person unless he really loved them. She then told him that a person's first kiss was the most important thing in the world because if you saved your first kiss for your first love you would end up staying together forever.
Still not familiar with the nature of relationships Jonouchi took Shizuka's words to heart. They then became a meaningful part of his life as Jonouchi guarded both his heart and his lips well. However, once Jonouchi got older he realized that his sister's theory was just a whimsical tale concocted by a fanatical girl who had read one too many Cinderella stories. Then again Jonouchi had spent so many years and lost so many opportunities (well not many, but enough) all due to a belief that had been etched into his psyche since childhood. Therefore, his first kiss had become something he simply could not throw away idly.
It was now an important part of his heart. A small hope that still held truth in a darkening world. And then in a flash that hope had been stolen from him! Before Jonouchi had a chance to breath Seto had stolen one of the most important dreams Jonouchi had held to his heart.
"I'll make Seto take that kiss back if it's the last thing I do!" Declared Jonouchi as he finally rolled over in his bed and passed out.
To Be Continued…
Well there it is, the first chapter. I know it is kind of short compared to how long my chapters usually are, but I don't plan on making this fic very long. It will probably be only 3 chapters at the most.
Originally I didn't even plan on writing this fic. I had another SetoxJou fic I wanted to work on, but that one is a little more dramatic and drawn out, and will probably be much longer. Therefore I decided why not start off with something small and then work my way up for a big commitment. Besides I really like how this fic is turning out. I already started the next chapter, and I'm having some fun with it!
I mean what's more fun that torturing poor Jouchan? TORTURING SETO! WAHAHAHA! Good times…speaking of which! I'm so happy. All of the new doujinshis I bought have finally come in. It was a really weird mix of stuff too.
One was a YamixYugi doujin (Cross Soul II), that was probably the most graphic one, but it was still really sweet. The other was a YamixSeto and BakuraxSeto pairing (Eclipse II), which is something I'm not really use to seeing. I mean I guess between Seto and Bakura, I can see the evil tombrobber dominating, but I'm still an advent SetoxYami lover…I have trouble seeing Seto as the girly type and even in the case where Bakura was with Seto, Bakura had to use force to get his way. Seto wasn't going to go down without a fight! Oh well the art was beautiful and the story was so sweet…Finally I got this really cute gag doujinshi that was a SetoxYami pairing (Odysseia). I really did like the art in it and it was hilarious. I love Meiji Kimera! I really think that Boko Boko Hoten and Meiji Kimera are my two favorite doujinshi artist groups!
Sadly I am now broke, so I guess I will stop shopping. Besides I need to save up for the next convention in November. Maybe I'll just do something more constructive for a change. Like finish up the next chapter of this fic…NAAAHHH!
::Pulls out her doujinshis and proceeds to read them::