I don't own Blue's Clues (thank God) But most of this
stuff is true, about my algebra teacher. She DID get extremely pissed off when
we used decimals, she yelled at us when we used her Kleenexes (seriously), she
believed that she was ALWAYS right, and she thought there should be
laughter/giggling, or anything of that sort in her room while class was in
session. Don't believe me? Ask Kelly!!!!!!
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Once upon a
time, Blue and his friends, Steve, Pail & Shovel and Slippery, were walking
around the halls of BBCHS. When they were walking around the halls of the dull,
boring school, Miss Blanchette tapped Steve on the shoulder.
"DO YOU
FIVE HAVE HALL PASSES?!" she screamed into their ears.
"No, we
don't, we're just visiting." Shovel and Pail replied in unison, both with huge
grins on their faces, neither knowing the evil that awaiting them.
"DO YOU
HAVE VISITOR PASSES?!" Miss Blanchette screamed again, only this time it was
louder.
The faces
of the five visitors flinched at the earsplitting screech.
Steve stuck
his finger in his ear and twisted it around, "No, you see miss, we are just
aimlessly wandering the halls of this here high school for no reason what so
ever, right Blue?"
Blue went *
bark*
"I DON'T
CARE WHY YOU'RE HERE!" Miss Blanchette scribbled something down on a yellow
piece of paper, and shoved it in Steve's face, "NOW GET TO MRS. ANDERSON'S ROOM
FOR DETENTION!!!!!" She kicked Blue, Shovel, Pail, and Slippery in their rears
and left down the hall, complaining about how "Blue monkeys belong in toilets."
Steve
turned around to his friends, "Lets go to detention!"
Blue went *bark *
Slippery Soap asked, with a puzzled
look on his face, "Uh, Steve, what's a 'detention'?"
Steve's
grin got bigger, "Why, I don't know Slippery! Let's find out. It sounds fun!"
You see,
Steve and the others had never been outside of Nick Jr., therefore they did not
know what a detention was.
****
(In Mrs.
Anderson's room.)
"ARE YOU
HERE FOR DETENTION?!"
Steve and
Blue and Shovel and Pail looked toward the front of a room that looked like a
jail cell, only to discover an ancient old lady with a big brown afro, staring
at them with red eyes.
"Hello!"
Shovel and Pail waved in unison, "We are here for detention!" They beamed.
"SHUT YOUR
TRAPS AND SIT DOWN!!!!!!"
The five
detentionees sat down in desks and stared at the green chalkboard.
"WE ARE NOW
GOING TO DO ALGEBRA!!!!!" And Mrs. Anderson broke out into an evil laugh,
"B-WA-HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!"
Slippery
giggled, "Hehe."
Mrs.
Anderson's laugh stopped abruptly, "DID I JUST HEAR LAUGHTER!? A SOUND OF
MERRIMENT?"
"You just sounded funny."
Slippery giggled some more.
"IF YOU ARE
HAPPY, YOU DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Her old crackly voice bellowed throughout the
room. And then suddenly, a long vine of frizzy tan hair lashed from her afro.
"Ahhh." Slippery yelled in fear.
And then
the gigantic vine sucked Slippery into the oblivions of Mrs. Anderson's afro.
"Look
Steve! The big monster ate Slippery!" Shovel and Pail said in unison.
Blue went *
bark*
"WE ARE NOW
GOING TO LEARN THE SQUARE ROOT OF
493125894357432986532768532753982907512657432743951437856432758432 DIVIDED BY
1893275842504318, MULTIPLIED BY 5843738259438254783285325342582743, ADDED TO
THE QUADRATIC EQUATION OF 78 TIMES 543 TIMES 12358753, DIVIDED BY
1209752495….."
Mrs.
Anderson rambled on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and
on and on and on and on etc.
Blue
transferred everything evil Mrs. Anderson said onto a sheet of paper that
magically appeared on his desk, even though he had no opposable thumb to write
with, he still could.
Blue went *
bark*
Mrs.
Anderson trudged over to Blue's desk and looked at his paper, seeing the answer
of…
21.0976
"WHAT IS
THIS?!?!?!" She yelled in fury.
* Bark *
went Blue.
"YOU CALL
THIS…THIS…THIS…" she stuttered, appalled by what she saw, "THIS DECIMAL THE
ANSWER?," she said the "decimal" with hate and disgust. You see Mrs. Anderson
believed that decimals were works of the devil. She believed fractions should
be used instead of decimals. She hated decimals, and people who used them, "YOU
USE DECIMALS, AND YOU DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed right
before she sucked Blue into her Afro.
"Hey wait!"
Steve protested, "You can't eat Blue! She's the star of Blue's Clues! I mean,
her name IS in the title!"
Before Mrs.
Anderson could reply, Shovel and Pail sneezed in unison, *ACHOO *, "Can we have
a Kleenex?" They asked in unison.
Mrs.
Anderson looked at them as though they were crazy, "NO! YOU CANNOT! THEY ARE MY
KLEENEXES!" She grabbed the box off her desk, and hugged them protectively. She
hated sharing her Kleenexes.
"But…" They
protested in unison.
"DON'T
OPPOSE ME! YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!" Then she sucked Shovel and Pail into the
emptiness of her big afro.
Steve
looked around the empty classroom, and realized he was all alone "YOU ATE MY
FRIENDS, NOW YOU WILL DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Steve grabbed a machete from
behind his back, and hacked off Mrs. Anderson's head, and it landed on the
ground with a *thud * Steve picked up the head and shook it violently, causing
Slippery, Blue, and Shovel & Pail to tumble out onto the ground.
"Thanks
Steve!" Shovel and Pail said in unison.
"Thanks
Steve!" Slippery said.
*BARK *
went Blue.
"Lets go
home." Steve said.
And off
they went, with a newfound knowledge of what detention was and how bad an evil
algebra teacher can be.
