Disclaimer: "I don't Own Ranma1/2. I don't mean to infringe on the creator's rights. Please don't flame me."
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Ranma walked into the dojo after his usual work out, and immediately noticed something was amiss. He was face to face with all of his fiancées, all were staring at him. He immediately turned for the door and found it swiftly blocked by Shampoo. "Listen, what ever it is girls I…"
"Shut up Ranma!" Akane started and he found himself being shoved gently into a chair. "The girls and I have been talking, and after much arguing, fighting, and attempts on each other's lives, We've decided to stop fighting over you. I fact we decided to share you."
Ranma's mental reaction could compare with a Fourth of July Fireworks display. His physical one to cartwheel all over the room. "Yahoo! Woo hoo! Hooo ! Hoo! Hoo! "Finally, life will be more peaceful around here! You won't be harming each other and I won't be caught in the cross fire!" He beamed. Then opened his eyes and noticed that his fiancées had gotten closer. "So, uh, what's up."
"Well, Ranma Dear, we decided to go for a romantic vacation this summer to celebrate. We're going to a stay in a European castle famous for it's romantic get aways." Kodachi told him shoving a brochure under his nose. "Well have fun!"
"You no understand." Shampoo said with a chuckle. "Your coming with us Ranchan." Ranma suddenly began to feel very claustrophobic as the girls gather near him. Before he could do anything though, he fell down unconscious, with Shampoo's hand on the back of his neck. "Okay, let's get him restrained and then we're off." Ukyo announced as Kodachi began to bind Ranma with her ribbon.
Meanwhile, just outside the dojo…..
Ryouga stumbled up to the gates of the Tendo Compound. "AH I finally made it!" He kicked open the gates and was about to utter his catch fraise when he was promptly run over by all four fiancées. "Somebody get the number of that bus?" the lost boy asked dazedly. He watched as the women ran off, carrying travel bags and a hogtied Ranma on their shoulders. "Heeeeeeeeeellllp Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
By a chance of fate, Mousse and Kuno had been running up to challenge Ranma and witnessed the whole thing. The conclusion was evident in Kuno's tiny mind, "Ranma you fiend!! You dare to cart off all those poor women!! I shall have righteous vengeance!!" He proclaimed. Mousse and Ryouga shook their heads. "Well this much is true, we can't let him take advantage of Shampoo!"
"Or Akane!"
With this in mind, the three avengers ran off…in three separate directions.
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"We would have made it hear sooner, if not for you fools!!" Kuno muttered at his two companions. "Shut up! We're here at least, so stop complaining." Ryouga snarled. They found themselves looking up at a small limestone and marble castle with creeping vines, two towers, a drawbridge, and a moat. A rather romantic fairy tail chateau. The building was located on a large cliff.
"Men we are about to embark on a crusade to rid the world of the foul sorcerer, that enslaver of women, that…."
"WILL YOU GET ON WITH IT ALREADY?!!"
Kuno shrugged and whipped out his bokken, Ryouga readied his trusty umbrella, while Mousse pulled out a spiked mace. "CHARGE!!" Unfortunately for the "Rescue party" their attack was cut sadly short by the draw bridge slowly drawing up. They soon found themselves running on thin air, then with a shriek, fell in.
Three head came sputtering to the surface, Kuno was surprised, he thought that Mousse and Ryouga would be a pig and a duck by now. "The water's luke warm." Ryouga answered the kedoist's un-spoken question. "Well it refreshing to get the trail dust off of us." Mousse commented. Kuno was about to reply when he saw something that made his heart freeze.
"Uh, gentlemen…um, my s-sister's p-p-pet, M-Mr. Turtle is in
the moat." Kuno stuttered. 'What's so scary about a….tur-tle." Ryouga and
Mousse turned and looked down, not a harmless turtle, but at a 15ft. long
alligator with a collar around it's thick neck. The boys did what anyone would
do…they screamed like ninnies and swam like Olympic speed swimmers. The chase
continued around the moat for 10 laps of screaming swimming, roaring and terror
before they swam to shore, still kicking their legs and stroking with their
arms until they realized
"What kind of *pant**pant* dolt gives his daughter a *gasp**wheeze* alligator for a pet!!"asked Ryouga. Kuno didn't bother answering, he just counted his blessings. "Well, now what?" As they ponder their situation, a stone came down and conked Kuno on the head. They all looked around for the source.
"Hey! Up here!"
The boys craned their heads up to see Ranma leaning over a
balcony with
I response to this, Mousse pulled out a kettle of water and the three rivals began to drink tea. "Okay, this is the way I see it, I get Akane, Mousse you get Shampoo, and Ryouga you get Ukyo." Kuno said in a diplomatic tone. "What about you sister?" asked Mousse. "What about her, we'll just kill her." Ryouga suddenly focused his ears. "He stopped strangling himself." The turned to see Ranma back on the balcony, alive and well.
"Why did you stop?" asked the lost boy irritably. In response, Ranma turned around and reviled his hands, bound tightly behind him. "Ya know, guys, I don't need to kill myself, but I'd appreciate help before something unspeakable happens." The Ranma paused as if listening to something. "Oh and the girls heard your plans, and Akane says: 'Kuno, if you lay one hand on me, I'll send you out of orbit.' Shampoo says she'll smash your head into your stomach, Mousse. And Ukyo said something about bacon if Ryouga gets any funny ideas." Ranma then was dragged back into the room protesting.
"We've got to get in there!"
"But how?"
"I have an idea." Ryouga said. The other two stared at him with amusement. "Well I do."
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"Bakusai Tenketsu!!" Ryouga cried as he used his infamous breaking point technique. Kuno and Mousse followed close behind in the lengthy tunnel the lost one had dug. "Are you sure, we're there?" asked Mousse skeptically. "Of course! My map is infallible! Now just have to…there!" Ryouga blew a hole in the roof of their tunnel, and Kuno shoved him aside and with out first checking to make sure where they were, Kuno leaped out of the tunnel….and into a bath house full of women.
"EEEKK!!!" "EEEEK!!" PERVERT!!!" "Ouch!" "Owie!" "Oh that's going to leave an mark!" "Ouch! Ooch!" "Very sore!!" "EEEEKKK!!"
Kuno fell back in the hole, covered in bruises and sporting three lovely lumps on his noggin. "Well, where are we?" asked Ryouga. The Blue Thunder merely grabbed his tunic and hoisted himself into Ryouga's face. "Why don't you look?"
Ryouga had a better idea, he took a stick with a canvas and cotton replica of his head on it and pulled it out of his pack and stuck it out of the hole. A few seconds latter the stick vibrated violently, and when Ryouga pulled it back in, the head was missing. "I don't get it, the map said to stop here." He scratched his head while Mousse snacked the paper from his hand. "You fool! Happosai made this map!!" Ryouga shrugged as he and Mousse picked up the limp from of Kuno and dragged him back.
1 hour later….
"Now what do we do?" asked Kuno irritably as he held some ice ageist his head. "Well I guess we go for plan 'B' now." Said Ryouga. "We have a plan 'B'?" asked Mousse. "Of course we do, I just haven't though it up yet." The other two fell over.
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Well that's it for now. I'll right up chapter two as soon as I can. I the mean time please review and no flames.