Ok I have to post this, I was in a weird mood when I wrote this but please enjoy.
Disclaimer - Don't own CSI but I do own this wacky story.
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Well it had been a quiet and uneventful evening for our favorite CSI's's, the criminals of Las Vegas were in hibernation which meant of favorite team could relax and get to know each other better.
"Oh this is the best part Sara" grinned Catherine "Warrick owns and wears pink underwear"
"I don't want to know how you found that one out" said Sara shaking her head
"Aww you know the usual way" giggled Catherine "best damn night of my life"
Hodges walked into the breakroom and sat down in one of the chairs at the table.
"Evening Sara" greeted Hodges
Catherine remained silent, thinking that Hodges would see her eventually.
"Hey hows that rash coming along" asked Sara
"Still itches like crazy" groaned Hodges "remind me never to agree to one of Grissom's experiments ever again"
"Duly noted" giggled Sara "so what brings you here at these godly hours"
"Every once in a while, no matter what you think we Lab Rats do have a break" replied Hodges "unless you get swabs from Catherine, damn it's a good thing she doesn't own a whip"
"Excuse me" exclaimed Catherine
"Holy crap" screamed Hodges "how long have you been here"
"Long enough to know you have a rash" replied Catherine "and that you hope I don't own a whip"
"Well do you" asked Hodges
"Get out" screamed Catherine
Hodges ran out of the room and straight into Ecklie, Hodges accidently punches Ecklie and continues to run.
"Ouch" shouted Ecklie "Hodges"
"I think he went into his lab" said Greg appearing out of nowhere "damn Ecklie that will leave a mark in the morning"
"Thanks for that Sanders" groaned Ecklie
"Evening Conrad" said Grissom also appearing from nowhere and going over to Sara and kissing her on the lips
"Save it for later guys" groaned Warrick appearing from nowhere
"Hi Warrick" grinned Sara "or should I call you Pink underwear guy"
Warrick glared at Catherine, Catherine shrugged her shoulders and turned on the Radio. Grissom stood up out of his seat, stood on the break room table and started to perform a striptease. (The song is 'You Sexy Thing by the group called Hot Chocolate).
"Hell yeah this is my song" bellowed Grissom "you sexy thing"
"Well that's something you don't see everyday" gasped Catherine "I never knew he had it in him"
"Evening all" shouted nick from the doorway
Who then looked around the room to find Grissom on the table dancing, while Sara was shoving $20 bills into the waistband of his boxers and the rest of the team sitting gobsmacked. Nick took out his Digital Camera and took a photo of Grissom. Only Greg saw the flash of the camera and went to see the photo.
"Ha that's a classic Nick" giggled Greg "give me the photo quick, ah my trusty Pink Sharpie"
"What you doing Greggo" asked Nick
"Well I'm writing the date, time and year" grinned Greg "and then I'm putting this beauty on the notice board for all to see.
Well just another day at the Las Vegas Crimelab.
The End
Ok review please it makes me happy