Hey guys and girls sorry I haven't placed a new story up. I was just not feeling very motivated for stories but now I will provide the adventures of Whirlstar (AKA: me). These are random short 'clips' of what I do for the sake of weak comedy. Now onto the Cringlands we go.
During my many adventures breaking the fourth wall I had never actually had a character arc and was more of as a background character for releasing context on my powers or this AUs reality. So here we are in the theft of some tree because this needs comedy.
*At the forest*
"Hmmmm, this tree is mine," I claim as I use the power of writing to gain the tree and make it small enough to hide in a leather bag around my neck like at Jade Mountain.
"Um, what are you doing?" asked some random dragon for the sake of story I will call Blue (yes, I didn't return Blue, Cricket or Sundew back to Pantala, but I booted Swordtail there because he was just a background main character).
"Oh," I become flustered by this random act my writing skills didn't account for or that I am forming a paradox, "just borrowing a tree which will be circulated back to the forest through wood and timber eventually."
"So… you are stealing," Blue responded to my overly complicated lie of stealing,
"Uh… no?" I react to the reaction of Blue seeing me 'borrow' a tree.
"Ok," Blue responded to my lie and left while I kept taking the tree.
"How can I walk so well on all fours and fly effectively when I was Bipedal and had never used wings and powers before, oh wait I am the writer and author so I'm just great and I am not being sarcastic."
*End of this bad clip because I couldn't keep this awkwardness up*
*Book 8, while Turtle reveals how he only feels a bit cold and was only the tiniest bit evil*
"Are you sure about your soul?" questioned Moon concerned.
"Yeah, I'm fine just a bit cold and only the tiniest bit evil," Turtle responded.
Me: *Busts open door with foot* OH, NO, YOU ARE NOT SAFE IN MY UNIVERSE B# *H!
"What were those symbols you literally said,"
"Huh, I cursed but I censored it so It can be seen by all audiences for people."
"NOW DIE,"
Me: *Closes door*
Turtle: *Runs into door*
Me: *Pulls Turtle away* You others didn't see anything.
This was just a precursor of the true unrestrained chaos and randomness I can unleash on the Site, Brace yourselves… Waddles the Pig and Whirlstar are coming.