Since Deidara looks like a woman sometimes, I'm gonna make a parody for him. Enjoy this parody of the song "We are Men" from Mulan featuring Deidara and Sasori.
We are Men Parody: Featuring Deidara
Sasori: Let's get down to business, and ask if you're gay.
Deidara: Woah woah woah. I'm not gay!
Sasori: Did they send me drag queens when I asked, for guys!
Deidara: I like my hair this way. It's not my fault I resemble Ino!
Sasori: You're the weakest ninja I've ever met. You even look, like you are gay.
Deidara: Hey! I'M NOT GAY!
Sasori: Somehow I'll make an Akatsuki out of you!
Deidara: I'm a man! I can make explosions from my clay!
Sasori: He's not a man! He secretly goes to a bar for gays!
Deidara: I'm a man! I can cause massive eruptions!
Sasori: He's really a bratty child who'll soon go Boom!
Sasori: You are unteachable, because all you do, is cry.
Deidara: All you did to me was, throw some sand, in my eye!
Sasori: He's no man! He likes to play with his Barbie dolls!
Deidara: I'm a man! Even though I tend to slip and fall.
Sasori: He cares more about his brand of shampoo!
Deidara: I need my hair products or else I am so Doomed!
Sasori: You will not survive this, trust me, I know.
Sasori: Pack your clay, you're down it's true. I know I, can't make a man, OUT OF YOU!
Deidara: I'm a man! I paint my nails because it's awesome.
Sasori: He's a man! Even he's still a brat it's true.
Deidara: I'm a man! Even though I don't look like one.
Sasori and Deidara:Together we'll make you into a man too! ART!