I do not own Naruto!! So screw the sue!!! And if you no likee, then don't read or post stupid ass reviews!! This one of my first fanfics!! So leave me alone if I get something wrong!!

Hello my name is Kei Amaterasu. My hair is raven black, but the tips are orange. My eyes are forest green, im only 5'4". Even if I'm 17. I usually wear one of those corset shirts, which is mostly purple, then black. Along with a black skirt and knee-high lace up boots. I belong in the Akatsuki. There's the leader Pein, Konan, Kisame (aka Fishy-Man), Itachi (the smexchay weasel), Sasori (aka Panda-chan), Hidan (aka Pinky), Kakuzu(I really don't like him, creepy…), Tobi (he's a good boy!) and Zetzu (aka Plantee).

"Tobi!!! Get back here you damned pest!!!" I yelled, running after him. He had his arms flailing up in the air screaming bloody mercy, "TOBI IS A GOOD BOY!!!" "When hell freezes over!!!" I shouted back. My hand reached for the back of his shirt, but he turned a corner and, WHAM!!!!!!!

I fell to the ground, and I looked up. Blood suddenly rushed up to my face, as Itachi hovered over me. (inner me: nice one Kei… me: oh shuddup..) I pulled myself back up and turned to leave. "Are you all right?" (inner me and me: did he just ask me that?!?!? both fall over anime style) "Yes I am." Was my answer. I didn't look back, but just headed towards my room, which held most of Deidara's clay smothered on the four walls.

As I made my way to my room, I saw a very confuddled Deidara standing in the middle of the hallway. "Uh, Tweety-kun?" He turned my way with a tear in his visible eye. (inner me: he's crying…wtf?) "KEI!!!! Have you seen my clay!?!?!?" I sighed and walked the rest of the way to my bedroom, pulling Deidara along with me. We stopped in the door way, and Deidara's mouth fell open and his eyes widened with schock. I watched him fall backwards twitching on the ground. Tobi popped out of nowhere with a stick and started to poke Deidara with a stick. "Leader-sama!!!" He yelled. "Can I have a new partner now!?!?!?!?" I sweat dropped, and all of a sudden Deidara started strangling Tobi. "You baka!!!! That was my only clay!! I can't believe you!!" "Tobi…is…..a…good…boy…." Was all he could get between gasps of breath. I laughed and walked away from the scene, knowing Deidara would force Tobi to clean up the clay out of my room.

There was a sell of something cooking in the kitchen. I headed there because I was hungry. (inner me: me too!!!) I peered into the doorway. And saw it was Sasori. He seemed to be plating potstickers. I sat down at the table, and Sasori sat with me. "Hello Kei-san" He spoke. "Hi, Panda-chan." "I heard about the clay incident." "Hm? I haven't told anyone.' My face had a confused look. Sasori looked at me and said, "Itachi just told me, he left before you came in. Said he watched mostly everything." I hid my face as I blushed madly. (inner me: He watched, I-itachi watched faints) "Are you okay?" I snapped out of my daydream, to find Sasori staring at me. "Hm? Oh, yes, I'm fine…." I did a fake smile and took a bite out of one of the potstickers. He just shook his head and stood up. Sasori left the room, leaving me with a plate of potstickers.

I looked at the clock to the right of me. It read 9:22 p.m. Oddly I was very tired. My mouth automatically opened and a yawn espcaped my lips Maybe I'll just close my eyes for a minute, I thought. I closed my eyes, and listened to the silence around me… (inner me: to be continued!! Dun…dun… DUN!!!!! Jp jp)

birds are twittering Hm? Birds? At night? My eyes fluttered open, only to have bright sunlight blinded me. (inner me: it burns! It burns! Me: shutup whiney ass… inner me: neh!!) I sat up, and pulled the cloak laying on top of me off. "Wth? This isn't mine…" My back stiffened as I looked around the room. None of this is mine…and it smells like Itachi) I gasped, and jumped out of the bed I was in. Then it hit me…. I'M IN UCHIHA ITACHI'S ROOM!!! "Nyah!!!!" How did this happen?!!? I looked myself over. Okay… I'm in my clothes… But why am I in his room!?!?!?!?!?

Yah it ends there…that's all I wrote for now….anyways…plz review!!!! I'll put another chappie up!!!!!!

With all love……

Mrs. Uzamaki (aka kei or Cait w/e)