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A note from the author...which would be ME! Sw33t!
I wrote this a year ago during English class....when I was too bored to learn. I wrote it with my best friend and me as the semi-main characters. And there's something's in here that were inside jokes or just things that we found funny about movies and such....like 28 days later. Have you ppl seen that? It was hilarious! Well, enough of that, enjoy! I hope you like it if you don't I'll just die! Nah I'm just yanking ya....I won't die....I'll probably just hunt you down and stuff you full of leaves....and no that was not a threat!
A Messed Up Fantasy Story
Once upon a time in a land far, far, far, and far away, A handsome prince by the name of Hayate, a former leafe knight. Went in search of his love Princess Niki, who had been captured by the evil, depraved, and sexy (mind you), Inuyasha. Princess Niki wept day in and day out, because even though she was sleeping in the same bed as a hot half demon, she couldn't bare to be away from her prince Hayate (and because Inuyasha was smitten with that bitch Kagome). So on and on she cried for her prince, she even sent a carrier pigeon, but sadly that failed, because it really was just a picture of a bird on it, so on and on she cried for her prince to save her. Prince Hayate heard her cry with his muscular ears and set out on a perilous journey to find her, but it proved more difficult than expected especially with all the demon larva popping up every where. So Prince Hayate sought the help of his best friend and Queen for help. The king Sasame and his queen, Tai. When Queen Tai heard that her best friend had been captured she had to take action and since her king Sasame insisted that she stay behind, proclaiming that it was just too dangerous for a woman. Queen Tai, not going to stand for that sexist comment went to her friend Sesshoumaru, which had a deep hatred for the demon Inuyasha already.
So as Prince Hayate and King Sasame went to the forest of Sabador to look for the witch of "all bad things and stuff" to guide them to the castle of Inuyasha. Meanwhile Queen Tai and Sesshoumaru went the other direction to find, the demon lord Raenef and the great and eminent demon Eclipse for help. When she found them and they promised to help, Queen Tai was very happy and I mean very happy. I think you all know why. wink wink, but she resisted for the sake of staying pure for her King Sasame. Back at the castle of Inuyasha, Princess Niki tried to sneak out, but failed as a whoring little Sango and a perverted Miroku reeled her back with a lasso. Niki struggled, but Miroku threatened to suck her up in his air void, so she maybe not happily, but willingly cooperated.
Meanwhile, In the Sabador Forest Prince Hayate and King Sasame found the little witch Sara Mudo, but Sara the witch refused to go along with them, because her love for the wizard Setsuna also her brother and when Hayate and Sasame heard this they cringed for a good five minutes. After they cringed they promised to help get Setsuna back, but the problem was that an angel named Rosiel had kidnapped him to get the angel Alexiel to awaken. So grunting and whining Prince Hayate and King Sasame went with the witch Sara to save her love/brother the Wizard Setsuna from the flaming fruit Rosiel. Back to Queen Tai as she desperately struggled to keep her hands off the very hot group of her demon companions, but she remembered that her love was Sasame and if he ever found out then she would be beheaded and that thought kept her in place. So with the demons Sesshoumaru, Eclipse, and Raenef, Queen Tai headed for Mt. Emphaza where the Demon Naraku lived. They didn't know this, they actually thought it was the home of Inuyasha, but it wasn't. Princess Niki found her chance to escape when Rath the Dragon Knight of Fire showed up insisting that he kill Inuyasha. So while they were battling it out Niki slipped away, but suddenly ran into someone. It was Ashitaka and his cute, adorable, cunning little elk that I have forgotten the name of. She asked him if he could give her a lift to the Kingdom of Hearts where her love Hayate was, or so she thought. He agreed to take her, but only to the Fairy Forest, because he was banned from the Kingdom of Hearts for embarrassing reasons that he couldn't reveal. So off they rode. At the same time. Queen Tai and her troupe were at the edge of the Water Forest, when Thatz popped out of the bushes followed by Rune. They realized that Sesshoumaru and Eclipse were demons and a battle begun. Of course no one thought Raenef was a threat so he went into a corner and started crying about how he'll never become a true demon lord and strike terror in the hearts of peasants. Queen Tai went and comforted him and said that he would someday....
Will Princess Niki ever be reunited with her Prince Hayate? Can Queen Tai keep her hands off the hot group of demons? Will Hayate and Sasame save Setsuna and ever get back on track? Is it humanly or even supernaturally possible for me to write a crappier chapter? All this and maybe more if I feel like it...in the next shitty chapter of "A Messed Up Fantasy Story"!