For all we know this might have happened. This was just for fun. Please review.
"Agent Kallus," Minister Tua's voice came from the communication console. "could you come to my office. I want your advice on something."
Kallus rolled his eyes, something he would only do alone. He moved his chair, straitened his uniform and knocked on her door. "come in!" he entered her office. His jaw dropped.
Minister Tua was wearing a slinky black dress. A beautiful slimming one. The only thing that ruined the image was Tua herself, wandering in circles and wringing her hands. He quickly composed himself as if all was normal. "yes, minister?" she looked at him, searching for answers to, as of yet asked, questions. "Kallus, thank you. I need your advice, you see, I am going on a date with a man named Dorin Jans. He's nice, I've talked to him a few times. Yesterday he asked me one a... a date and I said yes and I wanted someone's opinion on what I should wear but I thought I should get a man's opinion because they would be more objective but I can't ask one of the stormtroopers because they are paid to be nice and I don't want to ask the inquisitor because he is scary and Tarkin won't care so I just want to know, how do I look?"
It took all Kallus's training to not stare at her. "do you have anything else?" she looked hurt. "what? Is there something wrong with it?" he forced himself to stare at her ear. "no, but perhaps you could wear something less revealing." she blushed, "perhaps, I do have two other dresses. I'll try those on and see if they will work." she shoos him out. "I'll tell you when you can come in."
he waits in his office, trying to not think about the dress. The minister is going on a date with someone else. All she's asking you to do is be honest. A minute later she called him back. This time she was wearing a green business suit. "try on the next one. This is not something you wear to a date." he faces the door but pauses, "where is this date happening?" she smiles, "a nice restaurant and if all goes well, dancing." he nods and leaves.
The next dress was a pretty red shin length with white flowers. "this is your first date with him, correct?" she nods, "the dress is perfect, but you need to do something with your hair." she pats her hair and looks in a mirror. She bushes it and puts it in a sensible bun. "well?" he faces her towards the mirror again. Yanks out the hair band and re-brushes her hair. As he braids it, he states, "he should be fine, the only thing in his records are three speeding tickets." she looks at his reflection. "oh, good. Nothing to worry about." she smiles, "where did you learn to do this?" he smirks, "rope tying." "oh. Well, thank you Agent Kallus." he bows and leaves. She left five minutes later. Kallus continued working on late night paperwork.
Four hour later Kallus packed up for home. As he passed Tua's house he noticed a noise. He identified it as her crying. He sighed, and rang her doorbell. The crying stopped and Tua answered. Her makeup was either running or smeared. She sniffles, "yes, what is it?" "are you all right?" her lip quivers, "yes, I'm fine." he looks at her with disbelief, "would you like a handkerchief?" "I'm fine, I can take care of myself." he turns to leave, "if you say so, minister. Good night." she watches him go four steps before speaking, "would you like to come in?" he turns back, "are you sure?" she nods vigorously. "I don't want to be alone."
he stayed to hear he tale of woe. She made tea and sat on the couch. "Dorin was nice until this lady walked up claiming to be his girlfriend." she sniffed, "then he took her outside and didn't come back!" now she was crying a waterfall. Kallus sighed and sat beside her. She soaked his shirt with tears for ten minutes. Then she moved so as to lie down on his lap and soak it. She finally stopped crying after fie more minutes. It took five more after that for him to notice she was asleep. He scooped her up and carried her to her room. Laid her on the bed, covered her with a blanket and left her house. He looked at his clothes and wondered how in the universe such a small person could hold that much water.
Was this cute or what? Thanks for reading.