Middle Warts

Crossover
Rated PG by...me!

Summary
What happens when half the cast of LOTR meets half the cast of Harry Potter
while at Hogwarts? No one really knows anything but that it will be a whirlwind of
an adventure filled with laughter, terrifying pink cats, and parrot hats!

Chapter 1
Disclaimer: answering machine message 'The reader can't come to the phone
right now so leave a message and he/she will get back to you' beep 'Hey what's
up readers? My name's Aragirl and I did not write Harry Potter. I do not own any
of the characters, terms, places, or anything Harry Potter-related in my story. I
also own none of the Lord of the Rings characters. Except for my Legolas
cardboard cutout. I also don't own Casey. She is owned by THECheeseTurkey.
Thanks for letting me use her!

As I sit on this spinning computer chair and spin, wearing a hat with a large parrot
on it, I ponder over this story idea. Is it stupid? Probably....Do I care? Have I
ever? NO! Woo! LOL. So, I shall start the story. I may have to stop briefly to
converse with my muse, who happens to be the parrot on my hat... :-D So, let the
story begin!!!!!

Ron and Neville were in detention. Again. Professor Snape had decided that
since their potions had been too runny, they deserved to redo them. In detention.
On a beautiful sunny day.

"He's evil, I'm telling you! What were we supposed to add next?" Neville asked
Ron.

"I think he is too! I think it was a brown cat hair," Ron responded.

Hermione and Harry had been standing outside the dungeon door waiting for
Ron.

"Oh no! He's about to put in a brown cat hair!" Hermione squealed.

"So...." Harry said.

"Do you know what that will do?!" Hermione asked.

"No."

"Neither do I! It was in that book that the Polyjuice Potion was in. Seems strange
that Snape would use a potion so similar to one in there. But I remember thinking
that that was not a good potion to mix. I think we should tell them..." Hermione
explained.

"How? Snape will freak out if we waltz in there!" Harry commented.

They both stared through the small window on the dungeon door.

"What are we going to do?! It can't be that bad though. If Snape is having us
make a potion that could come out to be that it cannot be that bad of a potion."
Harry decided.

A flash of lighting glistened across the ceiling. Harry and Hermione both looked
up. The lightning disappeared as quickly as it had come. A revolving cylinder then
seemed to revolve around something in the room. A low cackling could be heard.
Wind surged through the room. Hermione and Harry were blown to the ground.

"What's happening?" Hermione screamed.

"I don't know!!!!!!" Harry replied.
Suddenly all was quiet. Harry and Hermione got up and peered through the
window in the door. Ron and Neville were nowhere to be seen. Instead, a
strangely dressed group of people stood looking around.

"Does this hat make me look stupid?" Jackie asked Eliza, "Is there a mirror in
here?"

"Use me as your mirror" Eliza instructed. She grinned. This was fun. "You look
great!"

"You do know that's a parrot hat right? With a parrot on it?" Rachel asked.

"Yes," Jackie replied.

"Okay, just making sure!" Rachel said.

Jackie paid for her parrot hat and put it on. Jackie, Rachel, and Eliza met up with
their two other friends, Casey and Kianna.

"Nice hat!" Casey exclaimed when she saw Jackie.

"Thank you, thank you, thank you very much!" Jackie said.

All: (roll eyes)

"I'm so glad we won those free VIP tickets to come here to Nobie Ark!" Eliza said
happily.

"I know! No lines!" Rachel exclaimed.

"Can we go in the mirror house?" Kianna asked.

"Mirrors! If you break one you get nine years of frizzy hair!" Casey announced," So
don't bump into any!"

"That's seven years of bad luck bud!" Eliza corrected her.

"Ohhhhh!" Casey said slowly.

The five friends entered Nobie Ark's Mirror World. Is it a mirror or a doorway?
Almost impossible to tell! As usual, the group stayed together so that none of
them got lost. Knowing them, they would get stuck in there and never come back
out.

"Ooooh! Look at this!" Eliza said as she crashed into a mirror and turned to look
at another one next to it.

"That would be a mirror. Meaning it's not the way out. Meaning let's get over it
and leave." Rachel announced.

"But Rachey! It's shiny!!!" Casey announced.

"It is? Ooooh! It is!" Rachel said.

Jackie and Kianna stepped forward to take a closer look.
Jackie smiled and admired her reflection. The parrot hat was the perfect touch!
Suddenly, she stumbled. Over nothing. Lightning began flashing outside. A voice
on the loudspeaker was telling visitors to Nobie Ark to vacate the area
immediately. Something had gone wrong. The rides were crashing down. Huge
roller coasters fell where they were standing. The ferries wheel toppled over. The
swingers on the swings flew away. The animals in the petting zoo had gone
berserk!

"Jackie? Jackie?" Eliza called.

"I think she fell out of the mirror house!" Kianna exclaimed," Either that or she fell
through the mirror!"

"Don't be so stupid, stupid! How can you fall through a mirror?" Casey asked
stepping forward.

With a crash, Casey disappeared as well. A rolling cylinder of water enveloped
the remaining friends. Cackling could be heard. Then, they were gone.

Gandalf, Frodo, Pippin, Aragorn, and Legolas sat in chairs. They were looking at
a large screen.

"I will take it!" the Frodo on the screen exclaimed, "I will take the ring to Mordor!"

"Hey!" Frodo whispered to Legolas, "I look pretty good up there! I had no clue that
they were filming the whole journey though. But look at that brilliant expression of
bravery on my face!"

"You think you look good?!" Legolas said surprised, "Did you even see me? I
looked awesome!"

"You only think you look awesome because of them!" Frodo retorted jerking a
finger toward the roped off door hiding the screaming Legolas fans.

"Frodo, Legolas, let's not fight. Let us together rebuild this world." Aragorn
laughed, "Can you believe I said that corny line?" He had long since ditched his
crown and robe.

"I still can't believe I had to wear a twist tie in my hair!" Gandalf announced, "What
was I thinkin'?"

"We were all wondering...." Pippin said smiling.

"I'm so glad we got together to watch this. How did we not notice that cameras
were following us?" Frodo said.

"I dunno. Maybe we aren't as smart as we thought." Pippin decided.

"You never know!" Aragorn said.

"He's right you know!" Legolas agreed.

Gandalf smiled, "Fool of a Took! I love saying that!"

"Don't we all!" Legolas put in.

"Hey!" Pippin said as he threw several pillows at Gandalf and Legolas.

"Hey! You messed up my hair!" Legolas screamed at Pippin and ran into the
bathroom.

"Nice going!" Aragorn said whacking Pippin with a pillow.

"Watch it, you foul Ranger!" Pippin said annoyed.

"You shouldn't have said that!" Aragorn said cracking a smile. "You goin' down!"

Aragorn, Frodo, and Gandalf all grabbed pillows and tackled Pippin, whacking
him relentlessly with pillows.

"Uncle!" Pippin finally said.

Legolas returned to the room running a comb through his hair.

"What did I miss?"
The four exchanged a quick smile until...

"Oooh look! The mirror of Galadriel!" Frodo said as he pointed to the screen.

The five friends stopped to watch Galadriel as she poured the water in the vase
into the mirror. Frodo, on the screen, was looking into the mirror. He had just
seen the eye. Frodo stumbled back, knocking the water from the mirror. The
cascade of water landed on Aragorn's head, lurching him out of sleep. He pulled
out his sword and accidentally cut the hair of a passing elf. The elf burst into tears
and fled.

"I'm so glad they cut that out!" Frodo and Aragorn said together.

"Can we fast forward past this part?" Pippin said as he reached for the remote.

"No!" Frodo screeched and grabbed the remote. The two began to wrestle, trying
to get the remote.

"It's mine it is! And I wants it!" Frodo announced, "My my my precious!"

"I knew he'd cracked" Aragorn said in an undertone to Gandalf, "Pity."

Frodo threw Pippin into the screen and the television screen shattered. The
movie still played, but a layer of glass had fallen.

"Look at the screen! It's all funky!" Legolas announced.

"Look at you! You've learned a new word to store under all that hair!" Frodo said
sarcastically.

"Hey Mr. Awesome Blue-Eyes! Aren't you a smarty with all the comebacks!"
Legolas put in.

"Oh be quiet!" Frodo commanded, "You just wish you had blue eyes!"
"I do have blue eyes!"

"No you don't!"

"Yes I do!"

"Keep dreamin' Leggy!"

"Call me Leggy one more time and I'll extend your blueness!"

"Want to say that to my face?"

"I just did!"

"SILENCE!" Gandalf yelled.

The television screen had gone white.

"Wow. That's white!" Pippin said.

"I wonder what will happen if I throw you into the screen again?" Frodo wondered.

"Let's not find out!" Pippin said as he tripped over Frodo's outstretched foot. He
brought the television down on top of them and a rolling blue cylinder enveloped
the group, Aragorn, Legolas, Frodo, Pippin, and Gandalf. Suddenly, the room was
empty.

Harry and Hermione stared at the three groups of people standing in the Potions
classroom.

"Did I miss something?" Hermione asked.

" I think we all did!" Harry answered.

A scream split the air.