Part I
MAERAD: Hi. I am Maerad Flipperstine.
Maerad looks up. "WHAT?! Who wrote this script?"
"I don't know, just continue," Hem said.
"Okay, here I go."
MAERAD: Hi. I am Maerad Flipperstine. (pause) I am here to tell you of my totally awesome, totally coolio-
"Wait, is coolio even a word?!" Maerad looks at Hem who shrugs.
MAERAD: Hi. I am Maerad Flipperstine. (pause) I am here to tell you of my totally awesome, totally coolio, totally radical story.
HEM: Narley, dude.
"Huh? I've never heard of 'narley'. Does anyone know what it means?" Hem asks.
"I do not know."
MAERAD: Hey, peoples, look!(point at Hem) It's Hembert the Flying Fish!
Maerad laughs. "That is funny!"
Hem glares at his sister.
HEM: Like, Dude, I am sooo not a Flying Fish! (pauses) I am, like, Hembert the Flying Flipping Fish!
MAERAD: That's what I said! Yeah. Um. Yeah!!
Maerad looks at Hem with eyes of hysteria.
HEM: Dude, what were we talking about?
MAERAD: I dunno. I can't remember.
HEM: Wanna go get a drink, dude?
LEAVE STAGE HAND-IN-HAND
Maerad looked at Hem. "Who wrote this?"
Hem shrugs. "Dunno."
--END--
MAERAD: Hi. I am Maerad Flipperstine. (pause) I am here to tell you of my totally awesome, totally coolio, totally radical story.
HEM: Narley, dude.
HEM: Like, Dude, I am sooo not a Flying Fish! (pauses) I am, like, Hembert the Flying Flipping Fish!
MAERAD: That's what I said! Yeah. Um. Yeah!!
HEM: Dude, what were we talking about?
MAERAD: I dunno. I can't remember.
HEM: Wanna go get a drink, dude?
LEAVE STAGE HAND-IN-HAND