A/N: Okay, so here's the sequel to "Marriage Counseling: A Tale Of Two Demons". I will write a sister fic based on one of the events mentioned in that story as well. Special thanks to my beta, Brokenshardsofmyheart99!
Disclaimer: I do not own YYH.
Blackmail!
"You can't say no to this mission, Hiei," the toddler prince said in a devious voice. Hiei had no choice but to obey the annoying prince.
"I will find a way to get my hands on that tape, and then I'll kill you for it, Koenma!" Hiei hissed.
The toddler wasn't impressed. He shooed the ill-tempered demon away and smirked. "I like to see you try, Hiei," Koenma said to the empty room. Just then Botan came in into the room with an aura around her that just screamed bad news.
"What's wrong, Botan?" the prince asked.
Botan gulped. "K-Koenma sir, the tape… We hid it, but somehow… FUCK! KURAMA FOUND IT!" the grim reaper shouted.
She looked at Koenma, but he was nowhere to be found in his office. Botan approached the desk and found a note.
Botan, I've gone far away. Good luck staying alive!
-Koenma
"FUCK YOU! LOUSY BASTARD!"
Back in the ningenkai, a happy fire demon was… um, making love with his beloved fox. After having a moment to catch their breaths, Hiei had a question.
"How did you retrieve the tape?"
Kurama smiled slyly. "A man has his ways, my love."
Hiei eyed him before chuckling. "So you used sex appeal? Hn, damn fox… You know I hate when others look at you like that."
"I know, but I had to do something to retrieve the tape back from the ogres, Koenma, and Botan."
Hiei laid down on the bed and stared at the ceiling. "I feel like slaying them all," he finally said.
Kurama giggled a bit. "No, love, let them live. While they remain alive, fear will keep living and growing inside them."
"Hn. As long as they don't ever tape us having kinky sex ever again! Or make me act like a dog, and play dress up with me…" Hiei mumbled under his breath, followed by several curses.
Kurama nodded. "Though you did look sexy with the leash around your neck, and the kinky sex… Well, we could do that more often… Without anyone watching, of course," Kurama said calmly.
Hiei smirked. "Someone misses their previous sex life."
Kurama blushed. "Perhaps…"
Meanwhile, Koenma was somewhere in the middle of the Sahara desert.
End.
A/N: You people finally have your answer. The tape was a sex tape and it included bonus material of Hiei playing dress up as a dog… I'm not sure why the second was ever included. Hm, it was fun imagining Hiei as a dog playing dress up… Thanks for reading!