Naruto

By: Lynn_Kurosaki

The day started out just like in the show except when Naruto's favorite teacher was calling out whom team sevens sensei was when an ANBU showed up, gave him a slip of paper, and disappears. He reads the slip, has a look of shock, burns the paper, and then says, "There has been a change of plans. Team sevens sensei will be Lynn Kitsune."

Meanwhile on the other side of Konoha Lynn was hiding from ANBU in a very large, and leafy bush. Just as ANBU pass by she sneezes. They stop, turn there heads in her direction, and Lynn leaps out screaming, "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE COPPERS!!! NEVER!!!!!!! FREEDOM!!!!!!" and runs off. The ANBU, not noticing the hundreds of exploding tags that are now on them, just look at each other with a WTF expression on there faces(Though only they knew that due to the masks), and chase after her.

Back at the academy Team seven are waiting for there sensei to show up. Three hours later Kakashi shows up because he was never told of the switch so the team plus Kakashi are stuck waiting for Lynn. Remember those exploding tags from earlier? Yeah those go off five hours after Kakashi shows up as ANBU are dragging a tied up, kicking and screaming woman through the door of the classroom. Said woman undoes the knots and says, "Well that was fun, so this is team seven?"

One of the ANBU manages to groan out, "Yes."

"All right meet me on the roof," She states before disappearing in a puff of smoke Kakashi soon following, completely forgetting to warn the team.

Roof: "So Kakashi why were you there?" Lynn says completely calm as screams, explosions, cries for mother, splashes, and piranhas tearing flesh off a certain Uchiha are heard.

"I was never told of you getting out of the Sanitarium early. If it weren't for that then I would be there leader. Why are you out?"

"Good behavior." Meanwhile all the workers for the sanitarium scream bloody murder cause they found out Chocolate cake was that day's dessert.

"I highly doubt that." That's when the team shows up with only Sasuke harmed and near death.

"Alrighty then we'll start with introductions, I'll go first. My name is Lynn Kitsune; my likes are chocolate, chocolate, chocolate, and annoying people. My dislikes are Stupid Uchihas who break up with me and there annoying little brothers." I glare at Sasuke, "My goals are to marry Kyuubi-kun so I can rape him legally, Sasuke your turn."

"My name is..."

"Alright Blondie your turn," I interrupt.

"My name is Naruto Uzumaki my likes are Ramen, and explosions. My dislikes are Sasuke, and Sakura. My goal in life is to kill Itachi and Sasuke." Naruto states.

"Pink haired girl staring dreamily at the Uchiha brat."

"My name is Sakura Haruno, my likes are anything that deals with Sasuke, my dislikes are anything that doesn't deal with Sasuke, my goal is to help him rebuild his clan. Lynn, why are you writing on a piece of paper?"

"It's my kill list, and you're third in line now, Right after Sasuke who is right after Itachi." Sasuke and Sakura sweat drop, "Meet me at the forest of death at noon."

"Why noon?" Sasuke asks.

"Because I get the ANBU to chase me right after breakfast each day and it takes me awhile to make them explode." Everyone sweat drops, "See you there."

A/N: I do not own Naruto. Oh and if you're wondering why I didn't describe Lynn it's because I drew a picture of her and should be on Deviant Art soon. As always PLEASE REVIEW!!!