Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Squeenix does. There isn't KairiXYuffie romance, but there is humorous interaction.
Red.
It was practically bleeding.
Yuffie squinted scrupulously at the paper in her hands. Stretching her arms forward as far as she could, Yuffie started to wave the paper in front of the red head sharing the same table. With her hand motions proving useless, the Wutain sucked up enough air to lowly moan, "What's wrong with it?"
"Yuffie that was creepiest Spanish self introduction I've ever read," Kairi admitted calmly. Same old study period.
Yuffie assisted Kairi anything related to practicality, such as math, and Kairi enlightened Yuffie in classes that involved linguistics and, ironically, topics that emphasized expressing emotions.
Kairi stopped whatever assignment she was finishing to give her full attention to Yuffie, "Are you sure you don't wanna to take Japanese level 3 instead? I mean, think of all the heart attacks you'd prevent native Spanish speakers from when they encounter your Spanglish."
"Harr, Harr, thanks for the support," Yuffie deadpanned, "But seriously, what's wrong?" The Spanish genius in question leaned back comfortably into her chair and then raised her index finger.
"Read the first sentence."
"Hola! Yo soy Yuffie. Yo tengo dieciséis anos."
"No, no." Yuffie listened as Kairi had slipped into a fluent Spanish accent. "Yo soy Yuffie. Yo tengo dieciséis años," corrected Kairi.
"Pfft. What's the diff? You said the same thing!" exclaimed Yuffie. Kairi tried to drop a hint by loudly pronouncing the last word. Chocolate brown eyes attempted to dig into Kairi's blue eyes in order to find an answer.
It was obvious; Yuffie wasn't connecting a thing she was saying.
Kairi closed her eyes and took a deep breathe.
Opening her eyes again, she smiled as she translated Yuffie's initial sentence in English, "Hello, I am Yuffie. I have sixteen anuses."
And at that, Yuffie's face scrunched up. Her nose wrinkled to the point where her eyes became slits. Pressured lips managed to mumble out,"…no I don't."
"Oh, I know you don't, but millions of native-Spanish speakers have no freakin' clue!" Kairi stated, and to further emphasized the number of victims, Kairi leaned onto the table with on arm as the other arm glided across the table.
And so, with everyone sentence Yuffie recited from her introduction assignment, Kairi helped saved one Spanish speaker at a time.
How did my first fanfic go? Love it? Hate it? By all means, leave a review. Also, this is dedicated to luminous carte for being my beta, and Falaphesian, Metal Chocobo, and risokura for writing such wonderful stories! Sorry for not reviewing as much as I should, I love your stories and thank you for continuing them.